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Based Schaub nailed his predictions again last night.

How will the h8rs ever recover?

1st for australia

I want to commit domestic abuse!

GO BUY A NEW GALLON OF MILK

"but you can be sure of one thing, victory is ours you can be sure of that" -Aldo @ weigh in

Max is ugly af

He goofed, la

if anybody is in need of a heeminder

NON ASPIE THREAD

>mfw people still don't listen to the Big Brown Breakdown
>mfw people still bet against the word of Schaub

Nope, he qualified that he was only picking N8 because they are bros and nobody should listen to him for fights that he has a personal investment in. He nailed it 100%.

>I-I loo brasil, dis ufc life dream, I loo, yes
>proceeds to get choked out by a very strong muscular jungle pussy

I can fight and am better looking than you
but thats not hard because so is max

I love this meme that everybrit that bullies you has to be a tripfag. No I hate bantamweight. You're just a fag.

Nate also really did win lets be real

>he was winning picks until he lost!

Respect to Aldo


My brother.

You are much bigger than any battle, your story gives us the full assurance that you are a great hero, a great champion, I am and I will always be your fan, brother. What you have most precious goes far beyond. Of course we were all rooting for you and for your victory, but do not cover yourself or let anyone charge you brother, because you are fantastic in what you do and do with love and with your heart, do not forget who you are and how much You make a difference in this sport, you have changed the lives of many people, you are cause for victory and overcoming by the example that has become, always keep your head up God is always in control. You are a great champion, no one can take this story from you, no one; Battle is won and other losses, but never war. You are a giant, did not come to this world by chance you are Ze Aldo. Our Ze Aldo. Do not forget brother, GOD bless you always warrior.
"That is what we are to the end of our days, and those like us my friend, very few."

- Anderson Silva

why are you so pathetic, user?

I cant even imagine how ugly you must be if you think max isn't ugly lol

>muh octagon control

Best 2017 fight so far.

He didn't lose though. You clearly didn't even listen to the Breakdown.

Max isn't that bad he has a flat fighters face though.

He needs to do something about the pimples though, the piss on the flannel trick or something

Why would I subject myself to that?

But he's better looking than you though..

why is there always talk about
>125 moving to 125
>135 moving to 125
but never
>135 moving to 145
is it just accepted that Cody is a manlet and couldn't beat the average 145lb fighter?

>n-no you
Lol sorry you're so ugly, I'm sure your life is hard enough already. I'll stop picking on you.

why are we pretending max isn't ugly?

So you don't seem so dumb when trying to discuss Brendan's picks. He nailed them again. You're just another rh8r left in shambles.

But he's better looking than you though?
>I'll stop picking on you.
>p-please leave me alone
Pathetic

max is like so cute, so is jose tho

Nobody is.

One terribly ugly fellow is lonely and fishing for (you)s. He was doing the same thing a couple days ago.

>in a sport with relevant women to discuss
>heem chooses to dicuss whether or not men are ugly

You're responding though so you're clearly upset

>he picked wrong as a joke

He still picked wrong.

Max is no where near as ugly as Tony wtf are you talking about?

He's not good lucking but he's not hideous like Tony

stop pretending you've never sucked a dick bart

One day when he finishes puberty and the acne leaves he'll be better than horrendous.

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WTF Tony is decent looking guy

You're right. Is bec Rawlings the ugliest wMMA fighter signed to the UFC?

His head is so small it scares me
I think without the acne he's just average, for a fighter anyway. Now he is a champion he'll do alright with the ladies

you now remember that time Wonderlad stole Conner's water

He'll do alright with the ladies in spite of his horrifying visage, not because of it.

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he doesn't look as bad now but when he had his dyed mohawk he was legit ugly as turd

>there are 2 active /heem/ threads right now
fucking pottery. we back to thread wars guys. which one is the jani gonna choose?

I'm still depressed from last night

I don't know if I like this sport anymore.

go train then take a break and then come back
makes watching more fresh

how long until the jani deletes one of the threads?

Cody would absolutely cream Aldo and anyone at 145 they are begging him to cut weight to impede his progress h8r

>Kowalkiewicz has a super chokable neck

what did Zane Simon mean by this?

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Disgusting misogynic sexual predator kid nate must be fuming right now

wow she was actually unironically doing that and not just being a whore but a stupid fucking zero

did this cunt actually think she not only had a chance at beating claudia but then getting a rematch with joanna?

stupid bitch i hate europeans so much I HATE THEM

what is wrong with you?

autism

>conor destroys max with one leg
>b-b-but max is older now
Lol

absolutely nothing i just made bank off kelleher last night

>destroys

For sure that humping fucked max's beautiful face up

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>literally putting them away so Goober can't throw them at Alvarez

kek

Max was injured and i wouldn't call getting lay and prayed destroyed desu

I remember you. You are the fucking autist who keeps calling everyone zero and "literally cringes" all the time. You are my least favorite person on/heem/

Fighters tend to go through many changes after 11 fights.

Derrick Lewis vs Mark Hunt
Derek Brunson vs Dan Kelly
Dan Hooker vs Ross Pearson
Ion Cutelaba vs Henrique da Silva
Tim Elliott vs Ben Nguyen
Alexander Volkanovski vs Mizuto Hirota

we're in here

aldo failed us all

You failed Aldo by making such high expecations.

$100

So now that the hypes all died down, can we admit Dustin is the true featherweight champ?

no

Dustin took a dive

remember this jacket?