>4 am
>happy tummy full of tendies
>be right in the middle of my 5 nights at freddy's session
>suddenly my pee pee feels funny and tickles from the inside
>"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYY"
>she doesn't respond, she's been eating a lot of sleep-candies since when second daddy left (she promised she'll share with me soon enough yay! )
>i'm forced to waddle out of my 80 GBP gaming chair and go in her room while screaming "PEEEEEE PPEEEEEEEEEEEE FIZZY MUMMY HELP BABYYY GUU"
>the stress of this causes my belly to relax and I let out a steaming brown tendy-log in my XXL diapey - i'm mummys big baby boy, she always says that :)
>i plop down in her bed while she looks at me in horror and disgust
>"mummy my pee pee feels tickly, need pee pee funny dance"
> tears are falling on her cheeks, she closes her eyes and starts taking my diaper off
>the smell of fresh tendy-log and 2 days old diarrhea smeared on my hairy asscheeks makes her gag
> i let out a teehee while saying "mummy belly burp!"
>then, while sobbing, she grabs my pee pee stick and starts going up and down
>my smegma crusted foreskin hardly retreats while tear drops fall on my belly
>i let out my funny-happy milk on her hand "OOHUUHHHHHHU PEE PEE IS GLAD, I MADE IT FOR MUMMYY"
> "you're my special little baby boy, thank you for your gift to mommy" says her, while becoming red in face from happiness
>mummy grabs orange bottle from nightstand and rewards herself extra-helping of sleep candies, hehee she deserves it!
> i leave her room and the diaper on her bed and go back to my gaming session
> the next day she's still tired and sleeping on her bed
i wonder when she'll wake up, maybe she's preparing a surprise for babby boy gu? so many tendies and GBP await me for not waking her up!!
4 am
seriously who writes this shit
/r9k/
My fetish apart from the gross stuff you wrote.
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>be me
>be 23
>mummy's special little guy
>at mcdonald's getting chicken tendies with my saved up good boy points
>very long line
>get near the front
>need to go pee pee poo poo
>"MUMMY MUMMY I NEED TO GO PEE PEE POO POO NOW NOW NOW"
>mummy looks embarrassed
>says new daddy won't be happy about this
>takes me to little boys room
>I get into stall and begin my poo poo dance
>accidentally miss toilet
>hear something in other stall
>look over
>A man has pee pee mayo like daddy's all over his hand
>he notices me
>"WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE AUTISTIC SHIT"
>mummy runs into little boys room
>takes me into little girls room
>all the girlies go shrieky
>mama watches me go pee pee poo poo
>get back in line
>finally at front
>"I WANT CHICKEN TENDIES WITH A MINECRAFT TOY"
>mummy hits me
>"we will take an order of chicken tenders to go"
>"BUT MUMMY I WANT TO GO ON THE PLAY PLACE"
>she gives in
>set down at play place
>devour my tendies in one swoop
>"MUMMY MUMMY WHERE IS MY MINECRAFT TOY?"
>she quickly leaves to get me my minecraft toy
>see play place
>waddle over to slide
>begin to climb up play place slide
>somebody comes down the slide knocking us both on the floor
>tard rage engaged
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>smash kids head against window
>window breaks
>he is crying
>jump on him and sit on his face
>hear a snap
>he goes to sleep
>mummy runs back in with my minecraft toy
>mummy grabs my wrist and rushes me to the car
>"why Albert, why?"
>says we have to 'go on the run'
>mfw
More, more!!!
>Be Mommy's handsome prince and her only baby
>Asshole dad is always grumbling about my glorious NEET lifestyle
>Washed up wagecuck Chad, always bitching about being a FORMER marine and how his "brothers" have sons who have disgusting 3dpd slags and degrees and what the duck ever
>Asshole dad blows his dumb jock brains out
>I am next in the line of succession
>Scream for mommy to kick out all these stupid fucking mourners, it's time for my monthly washy washy
>Bitch comes up to my room, sniveling and crying, confused.
>"B-baby boy, I'm glad that you're being so good and taking your washy washy without a fight."
>Dumb whore does the scrubbies, I wince through as she lathers up my glorious big bones. I'm growing so big and so strong
>Stronger than her
>Time to consummate my new throne and make mommy my happy queen
>Grab her arm and throw her down
>She didn't know how strong her baby boy was but I can tell she's impressed
>Pull out my peep and she screams that she hasn't washed under my glorious uncut foreskin
>Too late. I'm almost halfway into her belly button in a flash. Feels right
>Finish my kingly duties in an impressive minute as mommy cries, presumably that stupid dead chad dad took so long to off himself
>"H-honey, let me finish cleaning you u-up..."
>GET THE FUCK OUT MOMMY WASHY WASHY IS OVER
>Dumb whore leaves, glazed in my kingly cream. I go back to glorious NEET life. She brings me tendies, as I am the new king.
GIVE ME MORE
These tendies stories are shit.
Anyone got any more?
7/10 made me chuckle
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>wake up at 2pm
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she walks to the kitchen trying hard not to vomit from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Power Rangers coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>colored most of it so I start drawing doodles outside the lines
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
>I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am
>mfw
I love this shit so much for some reason.
hey man....sometimes it just feels good to pee in a bottle. that warmth in your hand, something you made yourself.
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These used to be funny. This shit is just creepy.
No u
Agreed. I was hoping to laugh but did not.
Hey Wave Titan include me in the Funniest 15 second stories!!!
>Be me, 542 lbs of proud, big boned badass
>In my room playing Sonic Free Riders
>Tumbly gives out a rumbly
>Reach for another handful of Bugles but the bag is empty
>"It seems my food has been depleted. I guess that means some more is needed!"
>Engage my mommy pager device aka pounding on the wall with my strong thick big boy arm
>Let out a scrart (screech fart) to convey the urgency of the situation
>Mommy comes into the room, dark circles under her eyes
>"user it's 3:45 I have work at 5:00 and I only just got to-"
>"Cease your whining, vile whore. I'm out of snacks and I need more! Fix me tendies now, posthaste, or my vengeance you shall taste!"
>Brandish my katana and threaten to slice open a poo sack
>"That's not a katana user that's a wiffle ball bat"
>Whack!
>Mommy sighs and turns to leave when her nightgown snags on the dresser, jostling it and causing my Ayanami Rei figurine to tip over
>"o-oh user, your doll I'm sorry"
>"She's not a doll, and now you're through! I'll drown you til you rest in poo!"
>Get off the bed with a mighty roll
>Clutch my sword
>Take a deep breath and begin my charge to defend my lady's name
>I'm not closing the distance fast enough, mommy's getting up!
>Another scrart startles her enough to freeze her
>Grab the nearest poo bag and drop it on her back
>It doesn't break
>Time to show my full power
>"Attack my woman, you craven trollop?! Beware, your baby packs a wallop!"
>Bring my katana down on top of the bag, bursting it and covering mommy in my chocolate
>Mommy's cries and slips in the poo
>See Rei on the floor
>Combined with this alpha display, I'm pretty horny
>Start rubbing my willy now that mommy can't stop me
>She looks up in horror as I let a milky load rip all over her pathetic existence
>Lean on dresser for support
>It can't stand my high-test figure and breaks
>Splinters fly everywhere.
>My hide protects me but they slice mommy's necky-neck
>She stops moving
>Still hungry
I'm THIS close to calling child services