Whats the best place to shoot yourself thats the least fatal and with the least amount of pain?

whats the best place to shoot yourself thats the least fatal and with the least amount of pain?

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shooting yourself is not recommended for good health.

In the dick. It's just meat so it will heal fast. Use a small caliber though you don't want to blow it off.

its for a stunt

i cherish my pee pee to much to shoot it

Alaska seems a nice place

Pretty chilly too, so you can strip completely and just roll around for a bit to numb yourself.

alaska = nice place
are you high? Palin lives there

Ass, it's just fat

probably the calf if you only take out a chunk of the external meat and don't nick an artery.

That might be the face, idk you probably don't feel shit. And don't feel shit ever again

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Yea but it needs to seem serious

Shoot yourself through the titty

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Your hair

In the booty

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Faggots incoming. I'll deliver the video if i can get some higher ranking medfags in here.

the kitchen

I was thinking the right side of the chest but id rather not pierce a lung

hand.

least likely to break any bones that way too. Dont want to shatter or get spiral fractures. nope nope nope.

One who shoots himself, just for scientific purposes, must be a complete source of retardism

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Put the gun in your mouth and fire it through your cheek.

it is, but more manly than you

Shoot a banana with timestamp so we can take you seriously

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it will be someone else shooting

What are you a fucking rapper trying to get street cred for your fire ass mixtape?

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Well what are you shooting yourself with dickhead, depends on the round and distance the area that will do "less damage" smallest calibers probably try to go through the hand or foot, you should go into shock pretty quick and won't feel shit should heal okay if you don't go straight through a bone, which you shouldn't

my mixtape is fire but no i dont rap

You mean, people who don't shoot themselves are fags? Now I know where the future of Sup Forums is going

Soundcloud or it didn't happen

I'd like to avoid the bone but it needs to be a torso shot and i don't wanna hit any organs if possible

Leave.

Anyone on Sup Forums is a fag newfag

In the right shoulder just below the joint

Lower left side just below ribs, should be safest, make sure you point away from spine. don't put the gun right up against skin or the gas will fuck your day up

thats what i was thinking but wanted some other opinions

Gut

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This area here basically

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It's the best option, depending on your physiology you can go through and through with tissue damage only, but it would be pretty easy to shoot through your scapula as well, all depends on your body.

>whats the best place to shoot yourself thats the least fatal and with the least amount of pain?
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I feel like a gut shot will suck more than a shoulder

Well let's be sensible any bullet no matter what calibre is meant to maim (at least) or to kill (at best= so it's all going to hurt like a mother fucker. The buttocks, cheek (face) or triceps least damage go for a graze over a puncture. Avoid sucking wounds. Or better yet don't be a retard and don't shoot yourself.

Fleshy part of the thigh

In the garage.

fatty part of the thigh. Perhaps grazing upper arm or calf. Just don't hit areas with bones, nerves, or organs. Muscle, skin and fat.

Your hair.

In the kneecap

more chance of nerve damage with shoulder, and living with one arm sucks more than having a little bit of intestines removed, just don't put the gun right on skin,

ass or leg but either way any flesh getting ripped through by a bullet is extremely painful.

Right in your muffin top you fat fuck.

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A gut shot would not be a good idea. Depending on where you are looking at internal bleeding and organ rupture. Pretty painful area as well. Also stay away from the legs, unless it's on your outer thigh and no where near the arteries in the inner thigh.

It'll probably be a 22 caliber shot and a 308 shown the shooters gonna be out of sight. god damn a storefront captcha every time?

Shooting yourself anywhere carries the risk of hydrostatic shock damaging your nervous system.

they're getting ready for self driving cars to do self shooting drive by's on store fronts now.

how the hell did someone this dumb get a loaded gun

Yeah i know, but i get bored easy, im over the top and some chick asked me to make her 30th bday a day to never forget. I'm also setting myself on fire but i got the covered.

Yeah unless your a damn fine shot with a very small caliber, you're more than likely gonna destroy both your spleen and your pancreas

Say goodbye to the kidney. Bodyshots are never safe.

Walmart probably.

I've got an FFL dude

That's just plain stupid

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sitting in an office for 50 years is also stupid but ppl do that

Trying to get laid by setting yourself on fire and shooting yourself, try poetry my dude, it'll have about the same effect.

shoot her instead?

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Hair

Your pecker.

Clean af you'll have no problems op

Its not about getting laid, shes a fuck buddy when she doesn't have a bf but we been friends a long time and its a special occasion and she knows i always go big

Don't shoot yourself you fucking retard, even if life sucks you won't be alive to be able to feel life not sucking

Wait was this all some plot to viral this shit?
Shame on you netflix.

i may go this route, depends on how brave i feel that day

Well either way it doesn't sound like we'll be getting this video anytime soon, so thanks for wasting my time.

Right here, trust me, I'm a doctor

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Express your love for her in arson like Michael Scott

im not trying to kill myself, its part of a show. fucking get art you philistine

Yeah but one example of stupid does not justify another form of stupid

patience my sweet child

Shooting yourself in the stomach is not art

if your doing the fire first you'll be hopped up on adrenaline, you'll bleed like your sister when she had her cherry popped by your uncle, enjoy that.

everything we do is stupid and pointless, so how is this any more stupid? youre on Sup Forums so you already know this

what if i put a canvas behind me? is that better sweetie?

are you clinically insane?

If I had a sister i would have got her cherry first lololololol

at this point all we can do is encourage him to shoot himself.
its just better that way

Probably set himself on fire afterwards to cauterize the wound

Does he seem that intelligent?

im not sure ive never been diagnosed. I am a med student of psychiatry tho so I can diagnose myself later

I get that this is Sup Forums and all, but this just feels too easy. Where is the sense of accomplishment when the subject is already at the finish line?

He is, but the flames wont cauterize the wounds with a layer of flame retardant on my skin faggot

Ive only seen a few helpful people so unless someone has something constructive im going back to rape porn

Wait what

Make sure the bullet exits you. If it doesn't dont cauterize the wound because retrieving it will be more awkward