Ask a Starbucks manager anything

Ask a Starbucks manager anything.

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Why are you such a fucking faggot?

How much do you make and how did you get your job?

Cause I'm OP

Currently $12/hr + tips. Hired through a friend.

Have you ever put something in someones drink or food?

You're not one of those "flat earth" Starbucks managers, are you?

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i need the recipe for the Chocolate Chunk cookies

Besides the things that are supposed to go in them, no.

There's millions of us around the globe!

Would you rather work at Tim Hortons?

Frozen, don't make them in store. But I know they've got shitloads of sugar. Also order them warmed up if you don't already.

None near me (midwest) so I cannot say, though I do thoroughly enjoy my job.

Can I trust the egg salad sandwiches you sell there, or have they been sitting around at room temp for days?

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Aren't you supposed to manage that shit, why do you depend on tips?

Depending on the store, I would avoid sandwiches. Some managers defrost them at room temp to sell more in a hurry.

But usually the food management is pretty good so they never keep old sandwiches.

can you get me a job

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I don't. My base pay is $12/hr, and a starting barista is min. wage + tips.

If you can comfortably talk to people and are over 18, yes.

>don't trust the sandwiches
>trust the sandwiches

um, okay, thanks. guess we know why you're in the service industry

We all know it happens.
You only hire dingy hot chicks to work with you to bang them right?

I can speak for my store, but I know of some that don't follow standards. The majority do. I would just hedge your bets if you're really worried.

I don't shit where I eat.
Never bang your co-workers, especially your underlings. Just makes the job harder.

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How many pumpkins do you murder each year for these basic bitches?

Millions.

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Whats with all the fags working there?

Starbucks is a super left-wing company, would you expect any less?

How old are you?

29

Do you eat feces?

Only when I'm hungry

How many 16 year old white girls do you have to make lattes for per day on average ?

fewer than you'd think, most get frappuchinos

We serve mostly rich businessmen in our part of town.

How many little 16 year old white girls on average are you forced to makes lattes ?

Also how do you stop yourself from looking at there ass in their leggings

What percentage of your staff is faggots?

starbucks 'manager' with 12$ /hr ? get a real job
I just started working in my job and earn 30$ / hr

Mostly frappuchinos, not lattes.
And I don't stop myself, I'm just not obvious about it.

About 80%. I'm the only straight male working at my location

Then you're not a manager. You're a shift. Did you think no one else had ever worked at Starbucks?

What do you do?

cool dude! I'm genuinely happy for you.

A can afford all my bills and purchased my house 5 years ago, so this job works just fine, but thank you for your concern.

Holy fuck

any creepshots?

trainee in programming

How many baristas have you fucked?

-shrug- I do more management than the actual manager, so it is what it is.

Manage a group of 4-5 baristas. Handle money management. Serve customers. Order supplies.

Ever pop a boner and jerk it off in the bathroom

Yeah. Kinda miss having a straight male counterpart to talk about fine looking chicks with. Last one quit a year ago cause he was hella right wing and all the gays hated it. Dude cracked me up though.

None. I don't fuck co-workers.

That happened a couple times probably.

I knew this pain when I was a barista.

Also I did look at their asses when I felt I could get away with it.

you have no real power and you are a lying sack of shit . your partners probably hate you too

Dude, constantly. It's easy to do if you're not retarded about it.

This isn't a question. I used to work there. The fact no one can work 40 hours, the labor cuts, the cut of the holiday bonus..you need to unionize. You spend 8 hours a day with customers down your throat, doing 100% of the talking, making, cleaning, EVERYTHING, that makes the store money. There is less that $.05 of product in a frap that is being sold for $6. Howard Schultz makes your yearly salary IN ONE HOUR. Starbucks needs to unionize. Get real about it.

I'm never going to Starbucks again.

My manager at sbux (actually a license store) was a kawaii little lesbian. She was my best friend, but it made me sad that I wasn't her best friend. She actually had a life.

My partners actually love me and I buy pizza and donuts for everybody on a regular basis.

I don't need power, I have what I need. We're a cafe-only store, so our turn-over is super low and our customers are mostly regulars.

How often do you fuck your employees?

I usually get 35-40 hours a week. But if you're not a shift, you'll have to fight to get over 20.

Have you ever cummed in the coffee of any girl?
Why not?

You don't have what you need. You need a union.

There was this little Korean ho that would come in wearing booty shorts. Her mom looked like a mail order bride or some kind of escort.

The lesbians I've worked with are all cooler than me and have crazy adventures that I never will.

Never, don't shit where you eat buddy.

Ever stick your finger up a girl's ass?

No, because no one has asked yet.
Probably would if they did ask for it.

I'm good man. The baristas might need a union, but I'm solid.

I worked at a license store, a kiosk in a grocery store. I was an employee of the grocery store, not sbux, and there was a union. Was p cool

Haha wow you are dumb then. I was an assitant manager at mcdonalds, and was able to use that place as my own personal pussy palace.

Not OP. I worked at Starbucks for 3 years a while ago. It was a great place to meet and bang hot young sluts. Almost wanna see if I can squeeze a super part time Sbux job in my life now just so I can go back to banging 18-19 year olds again.

sure have

Lmao
I bet someone asks for it someday

Was there shit on your finger?

>18-19 year olds

Nah, I got a good gf. Fucking at work just causes drama man.

I used to work at Starbucks. I'd keep a small vile of my cum mixed with water in my pocket and would mix it into the drinks of hot girls. Never got caught.

Any type of food service is a haven for little sluts. You just need to be decent looking and have a car

You're dumb as shit if you think a job that pays you $12 an hour and won't even give you 40 hours a week and forces you to work 365 days a year is "solid." Have some respect for yourself. I was a shift for a few years and you're treated like shit. Believe me.

here's hoping

there was, just a little bit

You don't fuck literally at work dumbass

*15 -24 yr olds

Alright OP. I want to test your claim as a 'starbucks manager' I worked at starbucks before and I remember some standard operating procedures in the store.

my question is simple:
in starbucks we use two cloths for cleaning;
One is blue and one is green.
What is the purpose of each cloth?

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typo knows best

Can you make good coffee? And can you tell me the recipes to some?

>I found who was behind of it..

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I'm treated decently and have a stable schedule.
like I said, its cafe only, dont have to deal with drive through shit, so it makes it a lot more bearable

fucking people you work with is stupid. Bitches catch feelings and that shit bleeds into work life. I don't fuck with that.

Fuck dude, I worked at Wendy's and was fucking the hell out of some teen co-workers. Just having a car and my own place made me a god to them.

If you're implying I should have fucked younger teens, then you're crazy. Sure they can be hot, but they all gossip and I am not about to take that risk. "Oh you know that Starbucks guy, user. We bang." Parents find out, cops get called. No thank you.

If you're implying that it's bad to fuck 18-19 year olds, first, you're a faggot. You know what? Also second is you're a faggot. First of all and second of all is you're a faggot.

ours uses the same clothes for everything, I dunno? Believe me or not, idgaf.

Find a reserve store.

im waiting, 'starbucks manager'

Why do you douchebags only hire minorities? Tired of seeing big fat black bitches every time I walk into a fast food joint or a coffee shop.

Hahaha ookkk look at you you good little worker bee.

I just ignored the drama. I was getting laid if they wanted to fight each other about it that was on them not me.

ever decaf an asshole customer?

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Ive never had any issue with parents lmfao.