ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC

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jews r ok

I jerk off to my girls younger cousins tits

Umma bump your thread just because

> be me. early 20's. newly married
> sis in law, one year younger
> not as cute as her sister but better body and tits
> she comes over every morning for coffee with her sister/my wife
> wife would leave for work as I was just waking up
> sis in law would often hang out until I left for work
> one morning out of the fuckin blue she asks me if I want to fuck her
> I of course say hell yes
> at first we have sex everyday
> gradually becomes less and less
> now it is 10 years later and if the opportunity is perfect she will say do you want to fuck me

bump

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot milf ex. Dumb bitch would be so humiliated of she knew this stuff has been passed around. Email me if u like. [email protected]

i'm a 8/10 guy that likes exclusively fat guys

> be me, outside happiest guy in the world, takes care of my friends, my family, laugh, make sport, art ....
> be me, inside, fuckin depressed, not because i'm a fuckin emo, because everything is fallin around me and since few month i just try to survive

now i understand why people can be sad, and depressed.

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> be me. 8 y/o boy
> big sis is 14
> parents are not home for some reason
> sis is wearing zip up footie pajamas
> remember her asking me if I wanted to play a game
> of course I do
> we go into her room and she gets in bed
> says I am the baby and she is the mommy and I need to eat
> we have a one year old sister so i've seen breast feeding
> she unzips and is completely naked
> remember seeing milky white tits and black hair by her pee pee
> she instructs me to suck
> do this on each tit was what feels like a perfect eternity
> remember her moaning and saying that feels good
> stopped suddenly. not sure why
> never talk about it nor does it ever happen again

nice

I hate Friends (TV show) , I think its really boring and predictible

who doesnt

Used to let my friends dog lick my dickl the time as a teen

Current GF is deaf and I like it when she sometimes has to rely on me when we're out together.

I am obsessed with Asian massage parlors
AMA

I act gay to get closer to females and it’s working

>really boring and predictible
like every show

I want to fuck my younger girl cousin

One of my friends has been letting me suck his dick for the past 8yrs.

My gf taught my 11yo niece how to shave her pussy and they nude sunbathe together a couple times a week usually.

that will blow up in your face. none of them will wanna fuck you.

when i was a 15 yo virgin my best friends mom was a 40 something, single, 8/10 milf. she got fake tits that year and after what i can only assume was me constantly staring at them asked if I wanted to see them. friend is playing super nes or some shit in the other room. she takes me by the hand into her room and pulls them out. asks if i want to touch. instant boner. she notices and pulls my dick out of my pants and gets on her knees. i blow a load in about 30 seconds. she swallows it like a champ. get maybe 20 BJ's over the next few years. 18th birthday i am at my friends house and ask his mom if I could get head for my bday. shes says you're to old now. WTF! 38 yo now and still best friends with this guy. he has no idea his mom used to give me head all the time

I realized last week that I have a issue when it comes to my sex drive. When I was a teen I was really horny and I figured it would calm down as im older but it hasnt and ive always had a urge to just fuck every girl im near all the time. I realized how bad it was when my gf of a few weeks and me were sleeping together and i woke into what felt like a trance. I started touching her all over and after a few minutes she woke up and freaked out i realized what i did.

I never meant to hurt her or even do that. By the time it was over i didnt realize it had even happened. It was kinda like my subconscious desires took over and its been fucking me up cause how do i fix it? I know you can change your conscious but how do you change your subconscious?

My desire to force women has increased. I will follow attractive women for a few blocks and think about how theyd struggle.

Yeah it’s already starting to happen.

Or he'll actually accidentally turn gay.

Do you have pics of the mom

>start building websites for businesses
>eventually start charging per month for website + marketing
>up to about $20k a month recurring after 2 years
>my GF just thinks I make $60k a month at my normal job
>I want to quit to live off of the $20k but I don't wanna deal with the hassles of being known as that person who makes that much.

selling videos online of me cumming on my teen daughter while she is asleep

I meant $60k a year.

yes but my boy is a 4channer as well so i cant post pictures of his mom

I had a fuckbuddy arrangement with a girl in college who had been circumcised.

Do it fag

Made my gf break up with her ex boyfriend and then started ignoring her

I never noticed this until today

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Damnn

where/how to find?

I used to jerk off in my moms lingerie

Any wins?

She's my ex from over a year ago

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fix that by confessing "I thought I was gay but you made me unsure of that"
>every. girl's. dream.

I don't like to dry off with big fluffy towels.
I like to use smaller towels, dried without fabric softener so that they are scratchy.

It feels so good to get this off my chest after all these years.

Pics

gay

you's a lil bitch boi grow a fuckin pair

Just check in your city
And take a risk

Gays, Dykes, Niggers specks and trannys are fucking shit tbh

> same here. broke $100k for the first time in 2017
> live very modestly. older car paid off, basic 1 bdrm apartment
> gf knows "im comfortable" but she thinks it is because I am cheap (maybe I am)
> job gives me 4 weeks off per year
> told gf i have been saving every dime to take her nice places
> spent a week in Hawaii and a week in Asia with the gf
> two separate weeks in Europe when she thought i was at work conferences in the US
> rest of my family thinks I am pretty poor. mom always asks if I need money

Get over her dude

take a risk as in take your clothes off while massage girl is out of the room?

I fucking hate big fluffy towels. I like ones that are like sandpaper.

Teach me

my finger backed me in my car's mom

What do you do?

I masturbate to incest porn but find the idea of having sex with one of my actual relatives repulsive.

I still talk to my ex, and have full access to her facebook and email accounts, and read all of her conversations with friends.

I feel like I have to admit this to her someday, as we talk often. She told me that she doesn't really keep up with many of her other friends, occasionally sending messages to them (which I see of course), whereas we phone for hours a week. I don't actually have anyone else to speak to apart from my family.


This is justifiable isn't it?

my mom used to jerk me off when i was younger (like 3 - 9). I've had sex with my half sister. (I met her for the first time when I was 22 and she was trying to fuck me from the get-go). I've been with a lot of younger girls and their pussy was amazing and regret nothing. my first experience with a guy was when i was 12 with my cousin.. where he would pretty much molest me but it was hot. so mixed feelings. recently found out my parents are swingers. My mom loves fucking other girls and a lot of other guys have fucked her.. i found a ton of hot pics on her computer last time i went to visit (and it made me horny af). i now really want to fuck my mom even more lol and probably would if given the chance.. but am married and dont want to fuck that up over it though.

there you go. am i doing the confession thing right?

Take a risk as if that place will make sure you leave happy

She still likes you, maybe

dont ever tell her.

Post your mom's pics

just stop doing it u fuckin weirdo

Alot of Younger girls?

i have no college education but worked fucking hard and tried to be the best at my company in everything I do. I take on shit other people won't. you don't need to be a kiss ass but don't be afraid to say to (in my case i'm lucky to have the CEO swing into my office just to chat) your boss, "what do you need me to do" or "how can I make your life easier". sounds cheesy as fuck but when promotions and raises are being given out that shit stands out.

in your personal life be okay with not spending every penny you make. after living expenses I keep $500 per month (my gf thinks its $250) as pocket money. every other penny goes into a savings account or investments. find a trusted financial adviser. I had huge gains the past 3 years. currently have $224k in investments

this!

Hitler did nothing wrong

godleft.jpg

>things that never happened the post

Ill buy one thisgetsold831@gmail

I know that she still has some feelings for me but it still hurts her, and she actively tries to make sure we only stay friends.
Yeah, there is a chance she'd just stop talking to me if I told her, and then I'd have nothing and might even do something stupid again.

Just to make things clear, she had lied about her past to me for a year, and that was what caused the stress that made her fall out of love with me. I would have felt justified snooping after that but didn't, then later she also pretty much just let her ex go though my ipod, at which point I felt like invading their privacy.

Sometimes when we talk I use what I've learned from reading through all her old chat logs to mess with her.

Assuming you're gay, are you top or bottom?

The fluffy ones dont feel like they dry

I break up with my gf some months ago, i got a lot of embarrasing pics of she, and honestly got excited every time the people says how many nasty she looks like, i love to upload this photos everytime somebody ask me

Don't be upset little guy, go play with your crayons.

mailed

aight, upload some here.

It's me buddy.. Go ahead.

Shit wrong post I quit

I put them on a usb drive. I deleted them cuz was scared my wife would find it and that conversation would be awkward af. Now I regret deleting them though.

type when you enter

Here you go, be creative

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I spent a year lock in a chastity cage.

yes. overall think i've been with about 6 or 7 girls that were younger and would get me on to catch a predator.

yeah im going to go be creative in some other thread. that mud monster is not worth fapping to.

I molested my 6yo female cousin when i was 15. No regrets, cutest moans ever.

What platform do you use to invest? I have been wanting to try it out but it seems extremely intimidating to me with all the options nowadays.

i think the crayons belong to the fucking manchild crying over a female like a pathetic hurt puppy

Havent got anything

This is going to be ironic because I am on the internet right now. But I feel so alone in the world solely due to the fact I don't use social media. Society really has changed drastically and I hate how addicted to fucking dopamine everyone has become. It's a weird and fucked world to be a bystander in.

my nigga. did you rub her or get your dick wet?

cheated my 5y gf with at least 10 girls, no remorse, and still planning to do it again

should arrive now

I'm still fuck whit my cousin sinse i was 12 years old. Now i'm 24.

We masturbated each other a lot, i loved to lick her cunny but she never game me oral.

I killed someone.

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My brother hates it because he finds it immoral

when i travel i make sure i get a hotel with uncapped/unfiltered wifi.
i then start emule and dl tons of vids/pics/zips
of (use your imagination)
a full day i'll probably dl over 2 gigs
the most i've stayed is a week cause i'm paranoid that the hotel will get raided.

Everyone thinks I'm straight edge but I've been smoking meth since the ripe age of 16. I don't take any mind altering substance besides meth, don't even smoke ciggies.

I eat healthy, workout regularly, have a pretty decent job that I aquired with my college degree. But every month or two I'll grab a few grams of the sweet jibbly, get my pipe from the super stealth hiding place when gf isn't home and blast off.

It'll eventually catch up to me but fucccc it's m8 life sucks sober.

that's hot. how did it start?