/indy/ - Indycar General - Dual In Detoilet Edition pt. III

FINAL DETROIT GP THREAD

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first for josef

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PREPARE YOUR ANUSES FOR THE END

RAHAL VS. JOSEF
THUNDERDOME

What did miss?

yellow on last lap incoming

SATO WILL WIN OR FALL BACK LIKE 6 PLACES

BOOK IT

>this huge delay when minimal fluid was dropped by Hinch

*th for /Traps for Troops/

Who is this British hosting fuck?

spencer blew up too lad

sato got nuked

HERE WE FUCKING GO LADS

Oh shit here we go.

1 last crazy lap.

Unironically, Keith Collantine

HERE WE GO GENTS
HOPE FOR NO YELLOWS
HOPE FOR CRAZY BATTLES

Why don't they just go to the Green/White/Checkered thing like NASCAR?

Who /antichrist/ here?

...

So, who goes for an absolutely retarded move into turn 1 and ends up wiping out half the field?
>inb4 nothing happens

2 laps

because it is shitty manufactured drama, the race should be over by now.

Spencer Piget blew his BorgWarner™ turbo

>doing asscar things

Because CART never did that.

sato with no push to pass

Because gimmicks like that are not part of Indycars M.O.

even better!

Just found out he races with LMP3s for the ELMS which is pretty much a litterally who series now. Fucking sad.

At Detoilet, the best place to make a dive bomb is Turn 3 IMO.

Pinball

Helicopter crash, when?


>gimmicks like that are not part of Indycars

red tyres
push to pass
sage karam

>no yellow
>crazy battle
Pick one

but history shows these guys love making dumb moves on turn 1

Mad Max Chilton.

Dude, they've literally spent 5 minutes talking about push to pass.
Better than the race ending on yellow.

ere we go

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY

cold, worn tires!

Sato please don't crash please stay in 4th and gain points on Helio and Dickson

Come on Newgarden! Get on it!

Come on Sato get on that podium!

hold onto your butts. rollan for winner

marbles swept

wtf Sato why so far back

no push to pass

ROLLIN' FOR BIG JUAN

“No Fight, No Chance" :^)

FUCKING SATO GO.

I'm talking about before it even went green bruh

>Red Tires
That's a manufacturer gimmick that Indycar puts up with because no one would supply rubber for the series otherwise.

>Push to Pass
Technically, that was around in the CART days when teams could use different fuel maps on the fly, with one of them being a "Pass this Car NOW" setting.

>Sage Karam
Nigga, Sage is running in IMSA and getting paid to do so. No way he's going back to paying for the "Privilege" of getting 4th-string equipment at Chip Ganassi Racing.

Its ogre, Rahal wins.

m8, not now, please

he got cucked by the penskes

c'mon honda reliability, we need you now more than ever

>Detroit
>1st Honda
>2nd Honda
>3rd Honda

America BTFO

BASED GRAHAM

Well, that was a pretty fuckin' anti-climatic finish.

DISHONORABU PERFORMANCE.

lol you know ABC is seething that nothing happened on the last 2 laps.

Deserved result, very surprising that the drivers didn't do dumb shit for once

>sage karam
To be fair they still have Kimball around as the automatic yellow flag button

>no one in the field made a pass
Nice job bringing out the red flag

So much expectation for nothing

GM BTFO

literally nothing happened

Bah, a boring ending.

Graham blew everyone the fuck out

Kick Gutierrez, bring in Maldonaco and that other guy that crashed a lot in gp2.

Honda has been kicking ass on the street circuits and superspeedways this year. Chevy is best on the 1-Mile ovals and fast, flowing road courses like Road America.

>we'll remember this race for a long time

shutup abc, good for rahal and all but that was a disappointing finish

THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF CHEVROLET

8 races
7 winners
Rahal is the only driver to win 2 races this year!

it was an impressive run all weekend by RLL

meh, Road America can't come too soon.

>...in 3 weeks with Texas inbetween

JUST FUCK

Texas is fantastic

/Traps for Troops/ car wins!!!

>no Big Juan

I'm glad Detoilet is ogre.

they tried Coletti for a few races, I think he killed too many pit crewmen

ahahahahahahahah

A race is a race, we raced the race

tell me about it Pierre, I'm gonna be there.

I will try to get some pics for you guys

Thank god I don't have to put up with this ABC "Coverage" next year.

>Post YFW Indycar goes back to ABC and they somehow put together a worse broadcasting crew than Cheever & Goodyear

ALRIGHT GRAHAM LETS GET IT IN TEXAS TOO!

Newgarden's pace fell off, still a fucking excellent drive by Josef.

Rahal was so unbelievably dominant all weekend. Well deserved.

Hope some of you stay for the week to keep up on news and keep /indy/ alive.
It should be up for the rest of the season.

RAHAL
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Is Graham Rahal the first driver to sweep both of the Detoilet races?

I can't catch it live, being a night race and all, and I have to avoid "spoilers" if I have to catch other series racing that day (surely DTM or ADAC GT.for that day).

>Rahal used to be a shit

What went right?

>every race only on watchESPN+
>commentary team featuring Jemele Hill, Stephen A Smith and Sage Steele

this
IF YOU LOVE INDYCAR KEEP /indy/ ALIVE

seriously this is the first time we've had /indy/ alive for a long period of time

keep it going lads

OK NOW INDYCAR PLS NO MORE DETROIT RACES

>visor cam operator wins both races
hmm...

no jk, Graham deserves it.

>penske with three in the top 5 in roger's backyard
wow they got cucked haha

After, the Honda podium sweep
Roger won't push for Detroit to be back next year

>Alotion flopped spectacularly
>Hinch got pinched
>Sato got a good result
>Pagenaud got his grove back


Feels mixed, man.

Newgarden is humble. I like him

He took a shower, gained height, lost weight, had sex and got a fucking clue.

Now if only Marco Andretti wasn't a complete /r9k/ basket case...

He's /ourguy/
One of them.

why does Will Power always seem stoned

is that just how Aussies are

fetal alcohol syndrome
he's a bit slow

Happy sato-san is so infectious. gotta love the old dude