Anybody know what kinda snek this is?? Was pulling fence today and almost stepped on it

Anybody know what kinda snek this is?? Was pulling fence today and almost stepped on it.

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It was a good 4.5 maybe 5 feet if it helps

it can be a delicious one with garlic and olive oil

Bump

looks like a plains gardner snake to me mostly
maybe northern brown snake?
not 100%

yeah leaning more towards northern brown snake
without knowing location
virginiaherpetologicalsociety.com/reptiles/snakes/northern-brownsnake/northern_brownsnake.php

a slithery one

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GARTER not gardner. They don't fucking work i gardens.

and they don't fucking wear stockings either asshole
but yeah you're right, it's garter my bad

"Garter snake. Garter snake, GARDEN snake, GARDENER snake, and ribbon snake are some of the common names for the nearly harmless, small to medium-sized snakes belonging to the genus Thamnophis. Endemic to North America, species in the genus Thamnophis can be found from the Subarctic plains of Canada to Central America."

did this became about semantics?

everything here is about semantics
you should know this by now user

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sorry, my bad

>big man killed a garter snake.
What a fucking pussy. I've been catching western diamond backs by hand since I was in highschool.

>>big man killed a garter snake.

>big man killed a western diamond back snake.

I hope you were careful did you ever find one that was doubled fang

it is forgiven
this time
next time you won't be so lucky

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kek this
big man at the top of the food chain and evolution on this planet uses his superior mental capacity to subdue and kill a lesser species and then brag about it as if it was some sort of feat or accomplishment.
how many human beings have you killed with your bare hands?

Lmao touche

cheers m8