Official /mlb/ general - Hous10 edition

SEA:Ariel Miranda fans nine in complete game gem
WAS:Zimmerman hits three-run go-ahead homer
KC:Merrifield extends hitting streak to 19 games
HOU:George Springer launches pair of solo homers
PHI:Freddy Galvis homers twice to lead Phillies
DET:Upton walks it off for DET on three-run shot
MLW:Eric Thames blasts 15th homer as Brewers win
BOS:Benintendi homers twice, tallies eighth steal
ATL:Inciarte goes 5-for-5 with 5 RBI versus Reds
CIN:Cozart homers twice and triples in loss Sun.
PIT:McCutchen slugs 3-run HR, Bucs rout Mets
TOR:X-rays on Devon Travis' wrist are negative

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In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy and Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy.

I miss being happy. Go Barves.

[number] for injuns desu

windians!

THERE SHE IS :D

FUCK YOU.

Faggot fucks. Washington isn't a state. Did you not go to school? They didn't want the President to live in a state to make the state more important than the other states so they invented Washington for the President to live in so they don't make the other states more important. Don't fucking act like I'm the dumb one.

Injuns

i have to take my dog to the pound tomorrow because my mom isn't sane enough to take care of a dog much less herself. happiness is a thing of the past.

Go Braves.

>Faggot fucks. Washington isn't a state.

MARINERS!

I have never seen someone quite as stupid as him.

For Me, it's Miss Iowa

*Crawls back out of the basement

why dont you take car of your dog?

The 2017 Houston Astros are the current analog of the 1999 Arizona Diamondbacks

Fucking retarded shits. Do you seriously think the Washington fucking Nationals play in a state. Fuck. Quit "pretending" to be retarded.

Bad Autismus.

So maybe you guys can settle this for me.

I say Mike Trout with boobs might actually be some kind of spectacle.

What say you?

For me, it's big titty delicious brown pornstar

Washington is indeed a state.
Technically, the Nationals play in The District of Columbia.

David Ross AGAIN

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Only 16 games away from .500!

>HURR DURR WASHINGTON IS A STATE BECAUSE MUH SEMANTICS
Are they the District of Columbia Nationals? Literally fuck off. I'm right.

It's not just your Mom Dude. Bitches be crazy.
Sorry about your dog.
>sad dog related

Jays!

TAAAAAAAAAAAANK

>Washington is not a state

Only 100 games away from first place!

Does anyone have the Kershaw at the concert pasta? I saw something with "Cool for the summer" in it and was reminded of it

MARINYAS!

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im not home enough.

>He'll be fine
I've seen this episode before.

Pirate Captain slowly faded away, Pristine committed suicide when Tulo was traded, The Bulge left when Josh Hamilton quickly turned to shit, Neon Deion left when he got exposed multiple times, Mauer is still around (probably just grew up and got tired of this shit), Pick Cincy probably got permabanned, JoyVotto was never the same after "accidentally" posting the MLP pic, Style Kendrix left when it became obvious the Phillies were burning, LGN got doxxed and his pics/vids were shared everywhere, LeXplorer is in jail......

And who can forget WSGS and how he got exposed as living in a burned out shack in New York! When he finally ran away, OWG died down.

I also miss
> Dunn
and The only dbacks trip because he posted Insider stuff.

It's just a bunch of kids playing here nowadays who think they know what's up, but they're clueless.

hahaha

He's on a good team for a change. He won't have another mental breakdown.

Tanking got the Nats Strasburg AND Harper. It's a solid team building strategy. Of course you have to draft well and then sign those prospects. Rizzo did a pretty good job at that considering he had to deal with Boras. Twice. You have a good GM, right. Kenny's really good at that. Right?

I miss his retardation. I wonder if he's even still alive.

>LeXplorer

You now remember

>Red Sox
>Good team
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're not serious, are you?

They are "better" than my Whos to be honest with you.

I wonder if he will be getting out soon.

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i will always remember

thinking about visiting him purely for the lulz, i live a few hours from his jail

>tfw you'll ever experience the glory days of Sup Forums

what was it like grandpa?

You should do it. Visitors are always nice when you're in jail

mo'Lester was the peak of /mlb/ shitposting. If you don't remember that, you're too young to be here.

it was enough to keep me coming back for this drivel nearly every day

not sure if an /mlb/ rando visiting would traumatize the poor boy

only one of those starts was bad

>t. mo

He's already traumatized from being in jail for several years.

Its just nostalgia. Sup Forums was always Sup Forums and it was always the same. The only difference was we cant have breakfast cereal ranking threads unfortunately

That day was fucking hilarious, and you know it. You don't screencap shitty shitposts.

My favorite was when he told TY that if he gave him head, he'd enjoy it.

AL West BFFs check In!
Not so fast >rags

You should absolutely visit him and let him know /mlb/ thinks he's a glorious retard and we can't wait for his return.

Pretty good. Lots of different fans of lots of different teams. The banter was legitimately good, unlike now. Power rankings and autismputt were elite.

Reeses puffs is still #1, followed by Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

I'm not your friend, buddy.

What are signs of a weak bullpen for 500 points, Alex

Fuck that shit. I'll take one for the team and make a cereal ranking thread.

Who /elite/ here?
I don't want any (you)'s from non-NL East fans or Walgreens fans.

Where my Marinasamas @?

We pushed the >Rags further down in the division.

Lmao your team is shit. You should just jump ship and be a Yankees fan already.

holy hell, they still have him on the hook for $853.50

Don't forget..... Reeses Puffs, then Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Also, Rizzos should be on that list. They taste pretty alright. Not as good as Honey Nut Cheerios, but Rizzo's are solid.

I can't believe he turned himself in when no one would have found out it was him.

Somebody explain to me how the Diamondbacks got no hit with that offense against that pitcher (1-7) record going in to the game

the NL east is objectively the best division in major league baseball
every team is a contender

>cubes

Should we raise the funds for him? He seems to have come upon some..... Hard Times:
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>I hope you guys see what I did there.

Imagine having 3-4 proto-DGs arguing with each other in every general, plus 3-4 trips who actually tried to be helpful and do cool things like stream games or Ken Burns, or post insider articles on request. Then imagine anons trying to dox all of them and make them hate their lives because they didn't post as user.

the cubs thread is boring can I hang out we your guys

Ummmmm...... Sorry sweetie, Cocoa Pebbles> Reese's Puffs

Explain to me why cockies fans exist despite their team being shit?

whens that retard supposed to get out?

Sounds like we need to start a GoFundMe.

I thought moot turned over information that would've pinned him.

>Explain to me why cockies fans exist despite their team being shit?
Real fans are dedicated to their team regardless of how shit their team is. Welcome to being an actual sports fan, queer.

>Then imagine anons trying to dox all of them and make them hate their lives because they didn't post as user.
>muh post as anonymous or else!!!
That's some intense autism. I'm glad I wasn't around for that.

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Oh yeah I forgot moot would have just released the info to the police. I guess he would have gotten lest buttfucked by the police if he turned himself in.

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Do you have the one that has his profession listed as "Custodian"?

Strasburg and Harper were both obvious generation talents, though. Those types of guys don't show up every year. Just ask Phillies fans.

I'm sorry I don't just stick around when the team is garbage. I live in a great city and there's other things to do. I can watch the Lakers, Clippers, Kings, Rams, Chargers, Raiders, UCLA, USC, and that's just other sports teams. I'm sorry all you have to do in your flyover wasteland is watch shit teams everyday.

Peanut butter and chocolate > chocolate

Hopefully July 27, 2019. Just about 2 years to go.

Well when he gets out I hope he likes living on the street because there's virtually no way he's going to get a job with a felony.

>I'm sorry I don't just stick around when the team is garbage.
Can't say you're a real fan then.

^^^ fun fact: this is actually true for most people Ive met from LA

* two felonies

I would lose my shit if he ever showed back up would make for some serious shitposts

I GOT ONE FELONY
I GOT TWO FELONIES
I GOT THREE FELONIES
BITCH, I'M BILL BELLAMY

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Teams should earn my watching. When you have so many options I have to take my time to watch only the best, because in this city we only like the best. After all we are the best state.

kinda want to pay his fees desu

i know he did some terrible shit and caused legitimate panic but i do all kinds of stupid shit when i'm drunk

Lol he didn't do shit. He posted at like 3-5am and obviously no kids were at school. It was just white people panicking for no reason.

>he supports a team that isn't either geographically close to him or in the same state/city he lives

This is only acceptable if you aren't American

>He doesn't just support the most recent champions
It's like you never want to win.

This is true.

>Teams should earn my watching.
lolwut.