I can't fucking handle the loneliness

i can't fucking handle the loneliness

why can't i fucking have a gf. i'm fucking 27 years old and never even hugged a girl. what the fuck am i supposed to do.

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lower your standards or get a hooker

Go to events, meet people.
Sign up for classes, meet people.
Talk to those people. Make friends.

Hang out with those people. Those people invite other friends. Talk to those people.

Expand your social circle. You'll meet women. It's not rocket science. You have to want it, though.

No self-pity. No one's going to help you except yourself.

>i'm fucking 27 years old
idk man you're pretty close to wizard status
I mean I'm 23 and the farthest I got was eating my current girlfriend out but we haven't had sex yet and I'm a virgin rip

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Two things you can do
Lower your standards or make yourself more desireable

I dont have the mental capacity to manage false relationships for the sake of having them.
Its not healthy and i did that when i was younger to no avail

Get a hooker you idiots. That's what they're here for. To make sure you blue balled fucks don't shoot up a school or something.

i don't have any standards. i would date anyone. i'm so fucking tired of being alone.
people get angry when they see me irl. like they're mad i exist. it hurts me to even go to walmart and shit, everyone is so fucking mad to see me.
>it's literally illegal
maybe if it was legal there would be fewer school shootings, there are fewer school shootings in countries with legal hookers.

like what in the fuck did they think would happen, they made it so we couldn't have sex (a basic fucking human need) and then slave us until we snap.

/u/fun-sized-asian

no it's /u/ms_modestly_immodest

find genuine relationships.

Craigslist, backpage and tons of other sites are full of hookers. It's impossible for the authorities to monitor all of it. I've been fucking hookers since I was 20 when I'm not in relationships. I do it every few months or so. It's not that big of a deal.

ate gf out but didnt fuck. You are cuck supreme

it's illegal and i'm the type who would get caught immediately

then i'd go to jail a virgin, who in the fuck is going to date an ex con virgin with no fucking hair and a tiny dick

holy shit it's all so fucking impossible for me.

Fix yourself

You should cry more.

You dont find them at my age.Everyone my age has kids and a wife and isnt going to work to have a social life, they go there to sustain their family, and thats it.
Then you have the millennials that are in the company that i have nothing in common with, and dont want to deal with false rape accusations. The first batch of Gen Z's are hitting the companies as interns and juniors, but again im twice their age and excluding the hot 18 that has a thing for old men and has mental illnesses involving her dad being too good to her or being absent...dont stick your dick in crazy

Middleage isnt a time for networking or anonymous sex

Play the fucking game you faggot. If you can't bolster enough confidence to flirt we some qt3.14 then accept your fate and go for a trap like the rest of these mindless trend following cucks

Hire a prostitute then work out a daily wage?

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go do shit you find interesting ?
putting your dick in sloppy entrails wont change yourlife, you will just feel like " huh, so thats what its like, god i hate my life anyway"

go do intersting shit, and interesting people will come to you
nobodys gonna fucking knock on your door and be like "woah, i wonder how cool this random person that lives here is, i better try to have sex & a relationship with this unknown person"

Sucks for you bro, I got my own problems. Me and my missus have been togevs for three years and she bores me now (sexually) she’s very vanilla and isn’t up to much in the bedroom. I’ve been on b and shit for years so I’m down for anything. She found out I’ve been sucking my friends cock for the past few years when I get super horny and she ain’t cutting it for me. We argued we almost broke up. Now it’s stale and I dunno what to do. Inb4 faggot inb4 pics

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I don't know what to tell you bro. You're not likely to get caught if you go for the regular looking types. The super hot ones are more likely to be cops. As long as they're not underage I don't think anyone would care. I know when I lived in Hawaii there were hookers literally everywhere. So many the cops just looked the other way.

Bait. Your the same as any attention seeking social media whore. Beta cunt. I know your type. Always asking for advice but never taking it.

KYS and do the wold a favor

Who needs women when you have porn amirite

>waaa waaa i'm sad i'm virgin i'm too good for hookers
We gave you a FUCKING solution and you're still here crying the fuck out, fuck off OP

>what the fuck am i supposed to do.


you're too old to shoot up the school. might i suggest you shoot up the local church instead?

Let your hate grow, then kill.
Don't let them kill you. Kill as many of the fucking normies as you can.

That's how it works dude. You start with bullshit relationships and the become real ones. But you have to maintain them over time.

look into guys

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Stop fucking trying so hard you spill spaghetti on every girl you show interest in. Just chill tf out.

Also get hooker

>Let your hate grow, then kill.
>Don't let them kill you. Kill as many of the fucking normies as you can.
And this ladies and gentlemen is why hookers exist.

Don't turn into this guy OP. Just fuck a hooker. It's legal in Nevada and practically legal in Hawaii. Save up and take a trip if you're so scared of it being illegal where you live.

stop going on Sup Forums its a fucking disease

get off of 4 chan and have social interaction you dumb cuck

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My old assistant used to use backpage, wasn’t bad prices for gf experience

Have you tried men?

> It's illegal

Go to Nevada. Brothels are legal there in most counties. They aren't cheap, but you will nut fast and hard with a real woman. There's an all-Asian brothel in Elko, NV called Sue's Fantasy Club. Bring $1000 and enjoy.

>hookers
OP said he wants to not be alone, not get his dick wet
paying for some hooker to pretend to be your gf is just sad

I do love that GFE. Also DATY but most don't do that.

> Middle age

You're 27. You have thirteen more years until middle age hits.

holy fuck... I'm in the same situation...

>paying for some hooker to pretend to be your gf is just sad
better than shooting up a school

It also gets you over the anxiety of not having been laid. Just saying.

>Be 24
>Have gf
>Responsible, smart, stable, capable, mature, and otherwise wife/10
>But not fun or sexy. The opposite actually. Boring, cranky and unattractive in both behavior and looks.

I know I should be grateful to have a gf at all, especially one that isn't a fucking basket case, but I just don't like her "because reasons" the way my previous basket case gf got my blood pumping.

I feel like I'm settling. I know I'm nowhere near enough to pull a 10/10 so it's either sane and boring or fun/hot but disaster. I feel like I have settled my whole life. I'm the kind of guy who does ok at a lot of things but never good at anything. People like having me as a co-worker or classmate because I'm polite and easygoing, capable when there is something to do but nobody calls me up out of the blue just to hang out because I'm an awkward sperg when things are purely social.

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Bdtter than not getting female attention.

$1000 is crazy, $60 in Thailand for hottest chick ever. Spend $700 on a plane ticket. You can live a couple months fucking a couple times a week for $2k.

>I'm a virgin so I'm obviously fucked in the head and have a very big chance of shooting up a school
I've never cared about sex

People don't get angry when they see you. Literally nobody cares that anybody except themselves exists. People are too preoccupied with themselves most of the time to notice you.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Stop victimizing yourself. It's your life. Go out and seize it.

>wife
KEK
This i why you dont marry, cause you get board after a few years.
So now you either give up 85% of your stuff and get on a monthly plan, or be miserable the rest of your life
Good job cuck

Reminder

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>I'm a virgin so I'm obviously fucked in the head and have a very big chance of shooting up a school
No I was saying that about me. Call me a loser all you want just because I fuck hookers. I readily admit that I'm a loser. I'll be the one killing your kids with an AR-15 if I don't get laid, so yea.

I used "wife/10" to describe her suitability and practicality as a life partner. I didn't say we were married, in fact I refer to her as my gf multiple times.

or just dont go with a shit girl you dont like.

If ur for real, do you have the same problem in that when you’re bucking your bird. I have to fuck her from behind and the only way I can cum is to think of his cum hitting the back of my throat. I think I’ve ruined my life by craving cock...

>I'll be the one killing your kids
>my kids
>implying

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Thailand, new wife every 5 years. Just buy her family a 7/11 in Isaan and you’re good to go.

After my whole 30 years of my living crap life.. i finally got a GF..cool and awesome for 3 months then after 6 months well i discovered i was dating a succubus...now i have huge trust issues yay..

>7/11 in Isaan

How much is that?

> dating a succubus

If you mean an actual sex demon, I'm curious how you managed that.

Trips confirmed

What do you look like? I'm legitimately willing to help point out things that make you look less approachable.

just die... 21 years old, and I never have a friend. or something, Just die... nothing.. just don't do nothing, die, nothgiasdhas DIE.

rent a hooker

Get some confidence and walk with a smile

work out take care of yourself like those chads and the rest will come into play.

Well she was sleeping with other guys using them to get what she wants...she had a BF already when we started dating...she was just a cold hearted bitch...after like what 15 years of waiting its what i get...thx life

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Oh wise one why can't we have anything nice

A few thousand, I just hope you have some marketable skill, it is easy enough

Lose weight Haley Joel Osment

Have you tried being more attractive?
This
Get a nice body. Don't be fat

damn you put into words exactly how i feel

whats the point of experiencing life if it's not real

bro you're literally not ugly, maybe a little overweight, but that's it

wow damn dude, you look like the world just...took a shit on you

>she had a BF already when we started dating

That should have been your first, last, and only hint, that this woman was trouble.

(I hope the rest of you anons are learning a lesson from his mistake.)

tbh i think you should try a dating app

Not bad. Daily shaving and a haircut every two weeks would do you wonders.

If you fap more than twice a day, stop
It’s only gonna make you more miserable. The sexual frustration might even prompt you to get out there

This is a delusion.
You have to accept that you're being delusional because you're bad at socializing.
The relationships you have are fake because you don't know how to talk to people in a way that's fun.
Learn to relax. Learn to find amusement, even when you're talking to people that you don't necessarily completely get along with.

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That girl is cute af op.

Don't worry about being a wizard, focus on your career for fifteen years and you'll be so deep in pussy your dick will stop working.

That requires taking time off work, getting a passport, etc to go to Thailand.

Nevada's a shorter drive.

By then he'll be 42 and bitter af.

No, trust me on this, I've been where he is now. He needs to start fixing this shit **tonight.**

Yeah you're fine. If it makes you feel better I didn't get my first kiss until I was 33 years old, no joke. Move to a city, go to bars (alone, it's fine), get drunk, do dating apps, whatever. The world doesn't hate you, it just doesn't know you. Hang in there, you'll make it.

Don't have the mental capacity, lol then you don't want a gf. All relationships start out as nothing then they become something you don't just dive in this isn't anime you fucking nerd

Kill yourself. You think I'm responding to the imaginary facade you're babbling in your post but your wrong you autistic stupid bitch cunt I'm talking to YOU. KYS

Nigger

THIS

>people get angry when they see me irl. like they're mad i exist. it hurts me to even go to Walmart and shit, everyone is so fucking mad to see me.
Okay, so one of two things. Either nobody reacts to you at all and you're just flipping your shit like a sperg because your autistic and insecure, OR you're such a gigantic freak that people are disgusted by the sight of you.

What the hell do you look like? Give me some answers and I can give some advice.

Anyway, the solution is going to be some variant of "fix your shit". This world isn't some unfair hellhole were you're just curses. If you're fucking ugly, it's fair that you get treated like you're ugly. If you're socially inept, it's fair that you get treated like you're socially inept. Do YOU want to be friends with some disgusting, annoying freak who always has a really shitty, entitled attitude? Would you want to FUCK some fat disgusting bitch who is annoying as shit, always complaining and whining about the world while she's a total troll? Fuck no! So don't be that fucking guy!

OK, I've been where you are. I'm going to give you some solid advice. Please screencap this.

Start tonight. Schedule a haircut for tomorrow. Make this a priority. Also, if you don't have shaving cream and a razor, get them, and shave. Brush your teeth if you don't do that regularly.

Tomorrow, get your haircut, in addition to doing all your other regular shit. Also, look for meet-ups for things that you like to do, no matter how stupid or esoteric you think others think it is.

This week or next week, go to at least one meet-up. Meet people.

Keep shaving every day.

Keep getting a haircut every two weeks.

Keep going to a meet up once a week.

Keep meeting people.

Eventually fake friends become real friends, once you weed out the fake ones.

This is how I made real friends and met my wife. I was 27 and a loser, now I'm almost 44 and a respected member of the community.

Good luck user.

Needing to have a gf to be happy is kind of sad OP. Learn to love yourself first. I cannot stress this enough to be people. I have been in and out of relationships before and honestly being alone is better most of the time.

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Natural selection is trying to remove shit genes from the gene pool. This is why so many men cant get with a woman. Their genes simply aren't good enough. Don't take it personal, it's just biology man

seeking arrangement is the new backpage

>people get angry when they see me irl. like they're mad i exist.

Jesus, do you have a birthmark on your face that looks like child rape or something?

Firstly, it's not about taking it personal, it's about CAN'T GET YOUR DICK WET

Secondly, by your logic, if you're willing to rape, you've probably got good genetics

> middle-age
> millennials
you sound like a dumb cunt. if you're 27 then you're also a millennial. no, everyone doesn't have children at that age. see here, npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/01/14/462816458/average-age-of-first-time-moms-keeps-climbing-in-the-u-s

overall, stop playing the victim and just be normal. if you think someone hates you when you meet them it's more than likely that you just hate yourself. go to gym, lawyer and fap less often. your life will change

I’m saying emigrate you fat sack of shit, passports are cheap, start a newfucking life

Improve yourself.
There is no magic. People are draw to individuals with some manifested resolved.
Some Chad-gym-dude: The guy at least had resolve to stick with routines and diet. Is not easy to be buffed and even roids can fuck you up really easy.
Rich guys: Anyone with resolve enough to become rich and maintain that status is worth praise.

Those are just 2 generic examples, but with resolve you can conquer anything. And pussy, or dicks, will be the last of your worries.
Without resolve no one will see you, never.

Wear nice clothes, get a haircut, shave, read some pickup books, go to the gym, go to the bar, don’t keep lurking on Sup Forums, and shit will work out.

Holy fuck you still care? I'm 27 too and lost all interest years ago. Now it's just one more thing I can never have, like a billion dollars, a home on Mars, a girlfriend... I'm at peace with it

It's not good genetics in human society anymore because socially we've advanced to the point that it is unlikely to work. In addition to that, straight up genes is not the only way to change the course of our biology anymore.

For example, dumb people have more kids than smart people. Does this seem like a problem? Yes, at first. But think about this: Smart people are more likely to get into positions of power, power can be employed to directly shape society and culture, and the shape of society and culture directly influences what kinds of people are going to have an easier time multiplying. Even the dumbasses are screwed if they can't fucking read now, for example. Big change from the past.

Meanwhile, if you're a rapist you'll probably go to jail and your kids will be aborted, not a good strategy from any practical perspective. Could work fine in the middle ages, but not anymore.

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