Help me get laid Sup Forums dubs decide

Help me get laid Sup Forums dubs decide

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"asking for a friend, if we fucked would you be interested in sticking a sharpie in my pooper?"

Fuck it, I'm gonna be honest. I'm incredibly turned on right now and I wanna fuckin ram ya.

nigger tongue my anus

hey, i'm friendly with the jigaboos here ya know

I must ask before anything continues between us. How is your current relationship with God?

I want to show youse my shmotz !

Do you praise Kek?

Winrar

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I want to run a train on you, then literally run a train on you. Then fuck your dead, mangled corpse all over again.

well shit

sometimes my bottom hurts i do not always wipe well

Will you stand over a glass coffee table with me underneath and shit on the glass?

There's something about a girl who knows her Bible that really gets me goin!

OP deliver fag

OP WON'T DELIVER

You might be wondering what my religious views are. I like to say I'm Saul at the service, Satan in the sheets. What I mean I deliver the Lord's Prayer with righteous vengeance that few can equal. But in the bedroom I break out a dark side of my personality that will absolutely terrify you, I guarantee.

how much do you charge for rub, tug n fuck?

classy

OP is a grade A fag

nice follow up.

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Jeez dude keep going

did you have fun making a thread that you refused to follow through with

Im ashamed of you OP