Me and my gf think a vagrant broke into her car last night to sleep, she owns a saab station wagon and all the seats were folded down when we left this morning. So she wrote this note and left a pillow and a blanket in the car. What do I do with her...
Me and my gf think a vagrant broke into her car last night to sleep...
Nathan Taylor
James Rivera
She left a blanket pillow and snacks
Oliver King
Why does she own a car that isn't made anymore?
Leo Stewart
Make her personally warm the hobo
Jace Morris
Leave her. Unless you like being with Bernie Sanders
Brandon Wilson
She's a woman and she wants to take care of something. Sometimes they end up doing crazy shit because it feels right and they don't actually think about any ramifications.
Put a baby in her or get a dog.
Hunter Cooper
Because she is dumb and doesn't listen
Lucas Young
I've got 2 kids and that's enough. She has a cat I think that counts
Lincoln Edwards
Wash your ass, Lloyd,,,
Wash your ass
Jose Turner
That's cute but it was probably someone looking for stuff to steal.
Charles Young
More to the story we live in an area rampant with junkies
Michael Brown
post her pics op
Kayden Thompson
They didn't take a single thing.
Chase Wilson
That changes things how?
Jayden Allen
You need more
Asher Bell
Well bad news OP she's crazy. Put in in her pooper one more time before dumping her ass.
Hunter Peterson
Idk people could be shooting up in there
Blake Rogers
>OP falls asleep
>gf gets txt
>sneaks down to car
>meets fav BBC
>cucks OP in SAAB SEX MACHINE
>forgets to fix seets
>gf is in fact CRAZY
>makes up elaborate story
the end.
Daniel Hernandez
Alexander Bennett
this is just...beyond retarded.
Luke Williams
My gf doesn't like brown folk. Also to be cucked I would have to approve and or watch
David Myers
Ew.
Also just lock the fucking doors
Zachary Murphy
If we lock the doors the alarm goes off every 5 mins so we just don't leave valuables. I'm more worried about vagrant sex
Grayson Thomas
get a rope
Luke Long
well you pretty much rolled out the red carpet for dirty Mike and the boys
Anthony James
James Thomas
This was her favorite comment. She is yours now
Blake Foster
can he refund her if she is as defective as she looks?
Robert Parker
No refunds
Julian Sanchez
All sales final
Matthew Miller
You get the point she rode that story harder than she rode that other guy
James Lopez
Ya gotta love a SAAB - I own one myself.
Aaron Hughes
Jokes on her she had to fuck in the car and I had a nice warm quiet sleep
Jace Brown
you're so cucked, some faggots broke into your car to do drugs and suck dick, and you leave them snacks after they leave cum and aids on your seats
so body 'broke into' your car, you left the doors unlocked, like the morons that you are. cucked faggot.
Wyatt Brown
Hey if she wants to turn HER car into dirty Mike and the boys new hotel that's her business
Christian Rogers
>. Also to be cucked I would have to approve and or watch
That's false.
Charles Reed
Yuck. I was gonna say that my dick was homeless and needed to spend the night sleeping in your GF's pussy but she looks like a fucking cross-dressing Italian fop.
No thanks.
Juan Rodriguez
guaranteed, she fucks guys behind ur back, then you eat out the cum from her vag
Asher White
I'm not moot. I won't go crazy if someone yells cuck at me
Grayson Morales
im just rolling
Ian Butler
cucked