so there is this dickhead guitar shop in town. all he want's to do is give 3 chord guitar lessons to rich kids. i tried to get him to string one of mine once and he was too fucking lazy. so he is, practically worthless. soo.....
i go into his shop on a saturday morning while he is giving a 3 chord lesson to some 14 year old cutie. and i just fucking destroy it. with a squier off his shelf. she looks at me like i'm god and he gives me the fuck you look. hey dude, you should have stringed my les paul. dick
Let me tell you about my girlfriend's daughter. She's always been kind of a bitch, wouldn't mind, sneaking out at night, that sort of thing. So when she hit 18, I told her "Get a job because if you continue to live with us, you're going to pay rent". I wasn't going to charge her much, maybe $75 a month, just to give her the feel of what it was going to be like when she actually did move out.
Well, after about 2 months of no job, and no attempt to find a job, I said "You've got one more week, then the free ride is over". I could tell she still didn't take this seriously. After another week I called her into the living room and she she stood there with a look that was half screw you and half like she didn't know what I was talking about.
"Well, did you get any work?" I asked her.
"No, nobody is hiring."
This is total bullshit, as we are surrounded by fast food joints, restaurants, grocery stores, you name it. An 18 year old could get hired around here definitely within a week, and after 9 weeks, this was clearly nothing more than her refusing to look for work. Well, this means that the ball is in my court. I told her the free ride was going to be over, and over it shall be.
"OK, I told you but you don't listen. You're an adult now and you're going to earn your keep around here one way or another. Get over here and sit down."
She half walked, have arrogantly strode to the chair I was pointing at. I stood directly in front of her and said "Goddamn it, look at me when I'm talking to you". She looked up at me with that defiant teenage slacker look.
No, I don't but I didn't start a thread because I knew that. This isn't about me though, this is about you, your shitty story, and why you shared it. Did you really think this was interesting?
Isaac Bell
The look on her face when I flopped my cock out mere inches from her lips was about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Like someone religious that has just been told there is no God. I just waved it in front of her face, half hard now and bouncing lewdly at her. First time 10 years I had ever seen this little cunt speechless. I pressed the rather large head of my dick to her lips.
"Open up deary. This is your rent and you are going to pay it once a week until you can start paying cash."
After a few seconds hesitation, she slowly parted her lips, I guess she didn't feel she could fight about it. I put both hands on the back of her head and began to fuck her soft, warm, wet little mouth. Not too deep at first, but as we went on, I'd go in deep enough to reach the beginning of her throat every 5 strokes or so, make her gag a little. After a bit she began to take part in this, probably to get it over with. She started sucking cock instead of just getting mouth fucked. After a few minutes more of this I couldn't take it anymore. With no warning at all, I deep pumped her mouth for all it was worth about 5 times and then started pumping sperm into her throat. Evidently she had a real "drink or drown" mentality like you'll find with some girls, because she swallowed it down as fast as i could pump it out.
I made her clean my cock off, then as I put my cock away, she quickly got up to leave.
"See you next week sweetie. Remember, rent is due every Friday". She gave me the finger over her shoulder and left.
This went on for about 2 months. I think she just became more comfortable with sucking dick once a week than having to work a job 40 hours a week. Typical woman. So basically I realized that even this solution wasn't working, so I'd have to take it up a notch.
This thread became a Yui and fake incest thread... honestly one of the better /b threads I've seen in a while
Jonathan Howard
One Friday she came home to pay the rent. But I told her, "Nope, rents gone up. Get naked." You should have seen the Oh shit look on her face. She clearly didn't expect this. Even though she'd been sucking me off for 2 months, she'd never been naked in front of me, so she was somewhat apprihensive. So I told her gently as possible, "There's no need to be embarresed. Remember, I'm the guy that does the laundry when you're not here. I've seen your shitty underwear before."
With that, she slowly and somewhat reluctantly started to take off her shirt and her jeans. Then we got to that point where girls think you're going to let them keep their bra and panties on. Silly silly girls. "Take everything off" I told her. I could almost see her hands trembling as she undid her bra hooks and let it fall to the floor. She did that cute little thing where they try to cover their tits with their arms. "Going to be tough to get those panties off like that isn't it?" Finally excepting fate, she uncovered this sweet little tits and slid her grey panties (that for some reason said Pink on them) down to her ankles then kicked them off to the side.
I just stood and stared for a minute. This was the first time I'd ever seen her bare assed naked. She's got a nice little rack and a fat little pussy with some of the most light wispy blonde/brown fur I'd ever seen. She finally broke the moment by saying, "Well, what now?" Evidently she was tired of just standing there being gawked at. "Let's go to your bedroom, It's more comfortable", I answered. God I loved that sweet little jiggle her ass cheeks did as she walked ahead of me.
Eli Ortiz
Sounds like one of those kids who has a guitar that cost heaps but can only play easy shit off youtube how to videos but when it comes to stringing the guitar or tuning it in i bet you dont have no idear
I told her to go doggy on her bed. She thought she knew what was coming because once she had gone all fours, she said "We don't have any condoms", to which i replied "We don't need any condoms". While she was still trying to figure that one out, I took the small tube of hydrocortisone cream from my pocket and squirted some on my index finger. After rubbing it quickly between my finger and thumb I quickly inserted my index finger up to the 2nd knuckle into her tight, tight little asshole. She damn near jumped out of the bed when I did that, and god you should have heard her squeak. I got about a "no" and a "don't" before I pushed my big cock head up against that sweet little rosebud. One more squirt of hydrocortisone and I was buried in that ass. God you should have heard the moan. It was like panzers going into Paris.
It wasn't long before I was just burying my cock in that sweet greasy little asshole, and she was loving it. I don't know this for a fact, but her moaning and whining kind of gave it away. I was giving her a reach around, working that clit and she was on and off just coming like hell. We turned over and she rode me reverse cowgirl, taking hard cock up the ass like a fucking champ. By the time I blew my load, she was hollaring like a little girl and coming buckets from anal.
Next week I'm taking her to the Planned Paranthood deadbeat place for some free birth control pills. Get where I'm going with this?
first of all "strung" second of all anyone who can't string their own les paul is either an epi-fag, new, or too rich and entitled like the kids you're talking down on
Dominic Richardson
actually i've got 20 guitars, and i've been playing for 40 years, i'm just very very fucking bored so i'm hanging around Sup Forums at the moment. i'm an incurable insomniac and i can't sleep, or i would be here. trust me, i can do anything i want to my guitars, i just wanted to use this asshole as a tech.
>40 years Jesus Christ. I thought I was bad for being on Sup Forums past 13. 9 years later and I'm still trying to leave this fucking shit hole
Isaac Young
>"strung" actually, it's whatever i want it to be. you don't get that, do you?
Blake Foster
>I told her to go doggy on her bed. She thought she knew what was coming because once she had gone all fours, she said "We don't have any condoms", to which i replied "We don't need any condoms". While she was still trying to figure that one out, I took the small tube of hydrocortisone cream from my pocket and squirted some on my index finger. After rubbing it quickly between my finger and thumb I quickly inserted my index finger up to the 2nd knuckle into her tight, tight little asshole. She damn near jumped out of the bed when I did that, and god you should have heard her squeak. I got about a "no" and a "don't" before I pushed my big cock head up against that sweet little rosebud. One more squirt of hydrocortisone and I was buried in that ass. God you should have heard the moan. It was like panzers going into Paris. >It wasn't long before I was just burying my cock in that sweet greasy little asshole, and she was loving it. I don't know this for a fact, but her moaning and whining kind of gave it away. I was giving her a reach around, working that clit and she was on and off just coming like hell. We turned over and she rode me reverse cowgirl, taking hard cock up the ass like a fucking champ. By the time I blew my load, she was hollaring like a little girl and coming buckets from anal. >Next week I'm taking her to the Planned Paranthood deadbeat place for some free birth control pills. Get where I'm going with this?
as i said, i can't sleep. i'm on about 10 different boards all at once, Sup Forums is not the do all die all ya know
Hudson Richardson
Welcome to Yui-chan, we have two boards: /Yui/ and /Ui/ enjoy your stay, at least until Hiroshimoot pulls the plug.
Josiah Sanders
You talk all fucked up, Anyways, I'm mainly on /k/ or Sup Forums, not Sure why I decided to come to Sup Forums tonight. Maybe it was to turn a random thread into a Yui thread
So you are 40 years old hanging around a music store and making up bullshit storys 20 guitars and you pay to get them stringed buy and kids guitar teacher
>can't even restring your own guitar dude, there is a difference between can't and having enough cash where you don't have to do it yourself. the difference is money. you should try looking into having money sometime
