Post some weird shit, idk

Post some weird shit, idk

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I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

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I love this video.
You can see that he simply can't help it and then he just starts clapping again. Hahahaha fantastic!

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youtube.com/watch?v=t4rI2LZQGhc

come on Toshi
youtube.com/watch?v=kGXWDqQB3NU

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she's cute even with english-style teeths

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Cringe

I could tell from the masculine face

it's actually a girl cosplaying as a trap character

All traps should be killed

Stage 1: Cracking the Egg

Preparatory Stress Inducement

With the intended purpose of subverting the subjects will an attempt to weaken the subject’s mental capabilities is made through the use of sensory isolation, and time disorientation methods.
>Subject is held captive in isolation with a bare minimum of interaction with others, restricted to null if possible.
>Continuous irregular intervals of environmental alteration to be applied, such as lighting, climate, and ambient noise, (such as the hum of a machine near the subject’s cell.)
>The Subject is to experience no less than 28 days of isolation before any other form of mental manipulation is attempted.

Reliance Conditioning

In a state of stress the subject is provided highly limited interaction with trainer to establish an involuntary emotional dependence.
>Subject should be made to feel rejected by the trainer by denying the subject social interaction through eye contact, physical touch, verbal acknowledgment, or physical acknowledgement as applicable. For example, after an extended period of isolation the trainer will approach the cell loud enough to draw attention, refuse to acknowledge the subject, and leave without saying or doing anything. Or they examine something quietly, write something down visually disappointed, and leave.
>The subject should have no interaction with any other individual besides the trainer, and the adoption of pets, such as insects, or the creation of hallucinatory individuals for the subject to interact with should be strictly forbidden, and punished.

Engineered Reality Enforcement

The subject must be forced to accept something objectively false as reality in order to establish reliance on the trainer for the explanation of acceptable and unacceptable behavior.
>The subject is offered a reward for answering simple math questions, and a punishment for each incorrect answer, in which every answer is treated as if it is incorrect.

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More of a funny post

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B-but then whose boypussi would I fuck?

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I have to agree with this.

This interests me

Yep I would.

Ok Sup Forums this is the situation. I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. I’m going to confess now and then you ((probably CIA)) niggers confess.

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This

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>In 1985, at my sister’s wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked.

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>From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they’re niggers.

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>In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch.

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>In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said ‘juicy’ or ‘toxic’ as a way of evaluating girls.

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>In 1998, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems.

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>In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin’s kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional.

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this is child abuse.

>be gravedigger
>setting up for funeral service
>grave is dug, casket lowering device in place, vault in the ground
>vaccum chapel, make it all nice, spray off brand febreeze to make it not smell like the building is made out of corpses
>go to help funeral director move casket
>they have pall bearers
>fuckyeah.jpg
>I ain't gotta do shit until they leave
>I usually stick around if it's not a military service
>at least while they're moving the casket
>they can do their own thing after that
>one of the pall bearers drops his end
>casket hits floor
>>there was a reason it was closed casket
>parts roll everywhere
>head rolls past me
>funeral directors escort everyon out
>I have to suit up in hazmat gear
>put body back in it's places
>we get a family member not crying to confirm everything is in the right spot
>this lady was in 7 pieces
>had to fill out an assload of paperwork later
>got in fight with big boss
>he thought I somehow did it on purpose
>Yell at him about not wanting to ever put a decapitated head back on a body
>wind up getting hazmat pay for a couple hours
>chapel still smells like fresh death
>old death that's been embalmed smells less bad
>I've shampoo'd the carpets twice
>the smell still lingers
>people still complain about it
tl;dr, I put a corpse back together because some fat fuck dropped his sister. Apparently she got axed by her husband. Thus is life as a cryptkeeper though.

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I agree. But good luck getting her to stop.

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Call CPS. Problem solved.

What's even going on here

The poor man, to watch your son ruin his own life so early. And not even over something cool, like a heroine addiction or knocking a bitch up at the age of 16

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that's just sad

It's a girl cosplaying you Spastic

youtu.be/doimAhr8DxE

i would've beaten that faggot to a pulp

did the candles enter in her eye sockets?

female soldier struggling to walk with her gear and disrespecting her weapon.

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a dead trap is the best trap

are you really such a soyboy?
what's the difference between this dead cow and the steaks on the poster in the background?

Moar

souce

fuckable

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>The subject must be forced to accept something objectively false as reality in order to establish reliance on the trainer for the explanation of acceptable and unacceptable behavior.

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the cows turned to stakes weren't put down struggling over an extended period
soyboy calling others soyboy pretending to be a soyboys charicature of people that eat meat, some deranged faggot finding joy in animal cruelty

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So fucking hot. You have to be literally gay to not like this

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what is she dressed up as, that costume looks familure

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>she
kek, does "she" give you a Solid Snake?

Because the truth is penguins rape canoes and are using photocopiers to steal information from office farts.

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thats a feminine penis, obviously a grill

Is that all?

It's obviously a female you fucking retard

Quiet from Phantom Pain i believe

fucking food gore

Is Nihilism the name of a demon that slowly consumes the soul to where you are now yearning to raise chaos and end the human race as well as all life in the universe because you know it's all for nothing?

I am starting to feel this way with all of the retards in the world. We have a fucking meme as a President and you know this is because of some retarded voting public. The election isn't over since we have a turd sandwich still crying about it and her retards carrying on. We have retards who cry conspiracy. I think the world needs less empathy because none of this shit matters. There is no God. There is no point to life. Nothing matters. The world is shit and we all die and then become nothing.

I just want to watch the world burn like The Joker from The Dark Knight.

How do I perform an exorcism of the demon known as Nihilism?

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I want your job.

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