Homeless, 23, german, ask me anything!

Homeless, 23, german, ask me anything!

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Who's the last person you fucked

are you a nazi?

What is your favorite furniture ?

Germans are pretty cool tbh.
Why are you homeless?

Are you homeless?
Can I ask anything?

why not try sucking cocks?

Some vietnamese women i met at mcdonalds two years ago. I was still in the army and on my way to barracks and in uniform i guess she found it hot
Somewhat. Not a literal national socialist.
Fucking kek. Beds.

favorite restaurant dumpsters to regular?

how do you post this?

Ur really hot actually do u live in Germany?

Did Ahmed cucked you out of your house?

Had my own flat, then moved into a big house with 2 mates didnt like it there so went back to my dad. My dad then threw me out because my matress was too loud when i was sleeping and turning while sleeping. Then went to my mom who is a schizo. 3 days of schizo rambling and i was done with that shit packed my stuff and now im homeless.
Yes and yes.
Cock is not my thing
ALDI
With my smartphone

You look like that Vinesauce guy

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is being homeless your thing?

Thanks yes
Not directly, i have a hard time getting food from caritas and shit like that because its full of fugees also refugees have bigger shelters than the homeless shelters. Homeless shelters are almost always full
I do actually

time stamp?

That can't be the only reason your dad threw you out. We're you furiously fapping on a loud bed every night or what?

how are you charging your phone?

What do your thumbs smell like

How are you able to internet if homeless?

This

no, pay me first
at least im not a fag like you
i'm not homeless

when was the last time you fapped and where
was always curious about this shit lmao

my butt
already answered that fag
done

y u look polish?

your moms place on her face

Then why the fuck did you say homeless in the header? Faggot

im gay

fuck you loser
it's a fucking fiction board

go jerk off to loli stuff fag

would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole?

Would you fuck Merkel?

why are you kinda cute?

how easy is it to get weed there??

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Not really
I have no pen and paper
It literally is, both my parents are mentally ill/unstable drug addicts
Theres places where you can charge full in public for 1€
Right now a little like earth but i try my best to stay clean
I still have some money just no place to live

What are your plans for the future? Do you intend to find a place to live asap? Do you wanna move in back with your mates? Or do you actually enjoy this lifestyle and want to see how long you hold out?

sure
pay me first

>4
who?

well then i guess you are used to doing things that aren't your thing
time to start suckin friendo

you don't even know your fuhrer german boy?

I don't really know. i guess it started when i was being fag in hurt butt town

Ive heard that before
Last week in the woods
No
With an iron rod
No idea
Very easy

I don't think thats the op
you stupid faggot

Damn that sucks then. I mean you coulda bought a new bed before it got to the point that he would kick you out.

in welcher stadt/dorf lebst du?

underage b&

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I dont know actually
In hindsight i really should have stayed with my mates i feel like a retard for moving back to my dad

For some reason clover wont let me tripcode but you should be able to spot the impersonators

Geh doch zurück zum Bund du larry statt wie ein stricher zu leben

When you stick your tongue up your dad's moist anus, do you jack him off at the same time?

Siegburg bei Köln/Bonn

schade, nähe ffm hättest du als sexsklave in meinem Keller leben können.

Nö 4 Jahre reichen, muss ich jetzt nicht nochmal drauf ankommen lassen. Außerdem glaube ich kaum dass das möglich ist ohne festen Wohnsitz.
I dont do that kind of stuff

sometimes
fuck off nazis

I recognize that place from the signs on the autobahn A3 when I drive through Germany. I will think of you when I see that place next time.

you must be new here, everyone on b get their dads off.

OK. Well when you jack off upside down and cum in your own mouth, do you regret it or does it turn you on even more?

Definitiv möglich. 8 Jahre in der Eifel stationiert gewesen, hatten bei uns auch einen, der kein Zuhause sonst hatte, Kantine gab sowieso Samstags verpflegung für Sonntags noch mit dazu aus.

Lol
Low effort troll
Thanks
Probably olderfag than you

Dazu lebt man, was verpflegung etc. Wohnsitz innerhalb der Kaserne angeht, sehr kostengünstig

Naja, der Gedanke kam mir auch schon um ehrlich zu sein. Ich behalte das nochmal im Hinterkopf. Damals in Schwarzenborn stationiert gewesen.

Is the bums bus just as popular in Germany as the Bangbros BangBus?

Never heard of either

How jews have you murdered?

a few
nazis

You look like your name is Kevin.

None
I've never done anything criminal. Only contact with police was regular id controls and my moms psychotic breaks

In Germany it´s really easy not to become homeless. I work across an employment exchange and see those people going in and out. I tell you those are the faggiest fags you´ll ever see. Wallmart grade dipshits. With the current labor market situation it should ne no problem to get a decent job.

Nope

Post another picture of yourself, cause you sure look a lot like a guy named Kevin.

I watched bangbus as a teenager, it is well known in germany.

My name is Jeremy-Pascal

>I still have some money
gimme all your money, ok?

Why homeless? Rebel or just lazy?
I'm from German too but can't understand you. Seriously!

Geh arbeiten Du Schnorrer!

I found rare footage of op´s mom

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your hot. and your german yaah. would bang and give you free housing. Also for the question whats the worse or shittiest situation you have been in while living the homeless life.

Homeless + German = that doesn't work

I got abi, but no papers. Quit my last job last year.
Pic related good old days. It was a hard week in the woods be easy on my rekt expression
Not okay
Already answered
I dont beg faggot

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A rainy and cold night
I stay out of the city, wouldnt feel safe there with people burning and robbing hobos
I sleep in the woods

There´s an easy solution to keep a job, don´t fucking quit. Are you kinda retarded?
Like duh, I don´t need a job, the streets offer all the things I need to life, as long as I whimp about it on 4chin.

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Are you retarded? You know nothing about my life
I dont beg and dont cause trouble for anyone KYS

sounds pretty scary either way. whatever happens make sure you protect that beautiful face.

I know you have good education, living in a country where everyone has more than enough chances to succeed and you life in the woods? Sorry for being here in my cozy place, watching yt and arguing with random people on b. If that makes me more retarded than you, so be it.

Thanks i try my best

Do you feel better now?

I wanted to post this earlier but the file size was too big. Now i had time to cut the image a little.
My bed tonight.

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But you know there are shelters you can sleep in?

Do you like sleeping in the woods?

Why did you let the mozlems in?

Usually its full
Better than in the city

Im gonna go sleep at 21:00 guys

Why don´t you go find a job?

wow i'm glad i have a bed in a warm secure house.

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Meh i voted libertarian in federal election and anti-immigration/EU on state and local level.

As secure as a stash house can be.

How cold does it get in the winter there. I make sure to hold a job in Ohio so that I don't become homeless because it gets really cold. I wouldn't mind being homeless in California or Arizona though

Then don't be 'meh' get angry.

Today we had snow and now it is raining like fuck. Super cold nights with up to -10C°

Well OP, I'm 23 and homeless too. Except I'm homeless because of drugs. Don't use them.

Kann man dir helfen?

Ich sag dann schonmal gute Nacht.
Wünsch dir dass du bald wieder eine anständigen Platz zum schlafen hast, scheinst ein anständiger Kerl zu sein

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How do you feel about necrofiles getting free tents and ciggarettes while you dont even welfare without a valid adress.