I am satan, ask me anything
I am satan, ask me anything
William Howard
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Christopher Anderson
Are you retarded?
Aiden Lewis
yes.
Oliver Russell
Why am I not a werewolf yet you cheap fuck? I've been sacrificing virgins to you for years now!
Jose Parker
Lotto numbers?
Camden Adams
do you really hate gay people?
Jackson Cook
depens on which lottery you are planning to participate in, and, are you willing to trade me your soul
Jose Hall
Can u give me some money? Like 100000000000000 dollars. If yes summon to me will give my soul in exchange
Ayden Perez
furaffinity.net
Lucas Myers
because becoming a werewolf has never been possible you larping cuck, appreciate the virgins though.
Jonathan Rivera
I am Satan III ask me anything too.
Joshua Torres
well danny, why do you think your mere human soul is worth that much _
Jonathan Johnson
Can we make a deal?
I want to be unfertil and millonaire
Nathaniel Bennett
fuck off imposter.
Ryder Bell
Bull shit
Camden Turner
traps are gay?
Brody Anderson
Like you’d know
>already outside the building
Austin Clark
Are you OK? You look a bit stressed.
Loved ISIS ! I'm sure you are just about to launch your next big thing.
Aiden Moore
Do dogs ever go to hell?
Camden Martin
your soul isnt worth much to me, i have legions of demons collecting souls for me. Do you think i, satan himself, take pleasure in such degrading work
Carter Smith
`hnnng sequence
Xavier Miller
Yo I'll trade my soul for about $2.50.
Camden Butler
you sure got a lot of names
Benjamin Morgan
Watch me light the fire
Henry Ramirez
Can you prove you are truly what you claim to be?
Wyatt Foster
ISIS isnt actually my doing, thats my creators creation, your god.
Thomas Fisher
BECAUSE I swear you I'm putting those money to create a racial war between Christianity and Islam again in Europe. You should give me dem for free nigga
>tfw Danny is in between my Facebook name
Bentley Ortiz
No
Zachary Roberts
You must, I am a redhead, daughter of satan, so you must, daddy
Juan Baker
I know you wouldn't deceive me or lie to me; so thanks for letting me know.
Benjamin Smith
my real name is Lucifer, in demonic language the letters would look a lot different, but with your human keyboards i cant spell it out for you in my ancient language
John Baker
do it.
Jace Baker
how do you want me to prove it, maby i\ll have a little fun..
Jaxson Taylor
take pic then
Henry Phillips
kill me now
Henry Mitchell
plz
Anthony Murphy
intresting, though im sure we will manage it all fine on our own from the shadows
Elijah Lopez
Can u tell me the year? Tired of waiting and nobody is doing shit everything you are doing is not going good you jew
Josiah Collins
i dont fulfill wishes upon a lowly race as humans, do i look like a genie ?
Charles Sullivan
just because no matter what you do, it wont make a difference, the future, you see, its already set.
In the year 2026, the true wars will truly begin. Islam will no longer be the only group of people killing aimlessly in the name of their religion, others will follow, even the "peaceful" religions.
They are all following false gods, and it will be the humans race undoing.
13. April 2026 - mark the date, but that is when the demon race once more will take control...
Oliver Gomez
Pics with time stamp it gtfo
Jonathan Evans
Perfect, near my byrthday. It's a lot of waiting but if u need a earthlling as a pawn remember me, wilco everything if proofs are given. No gay sex or rape pls
Christopher Jackson
What can I get for my soul?
What can I get for 10 souls?
Jordan Reyes
nigger
Jack King
Can you bring back my husband, Philip? Thank you, dearie.
Luis Green
How many kids do I have to shoot to get an imp as a beer slave?
Hunter Rivera
OP:What am I wearing? I don't believe you.
Jacob King
Where does the time go when it runs out, Satan?
Brody Brown
01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100111 01100001 01111001
Xavier Torres
How do you deliver all those presents in one night?
Parker Roberts
How come you never called back when you said you would. I still want to be together.
Xavier Gomez
so are you like, an agent of god punishing sinners? or are you like, an opposing force to god that god somehow can't just click his fingers and remove for some reason? the bible is super inconsistent about that
or are you the gnostic demiurge? 'cause that makes a lot more sense
Matthew Phillips
Will we ever see space balls 2: the search for more money?
Eli Cooper
Why didn't you just kill Jesus in the desert you retarded fuck, you legit signed up to lose
Hudson Martinez
Why did you create male sodomy and pedophilia you fucking fag?
Jackson Wright
Its ok user, im here for you. We will get thru this.
Dylan Hernandez
665, the neighbors of the beast.
Jeremiah Stewart
Hey Satan. Want to see my wife's tits?
Nathaniel Johnson
Does God exist?
Dominic Johnson
Fuck your ugly
Jonathan Davis
Answer me, what am I wearing?
Cooper Foster
what happened to the bycicle I asked for chirstmas?
Isaiah Murphy
is this your creation you asshole?
Caleb Hall
Tell me something that is profound to me and me alone, plox