EPs and the like can be included if you're a sadist... Which I am.
>Hi, we suck. >Yep, still suck. >TJAMC? Never heard of them. >Wow, we had problems making this one, hope that doesn't happen again. >Hey, after a style shift, we don't suck anymore! >oh i guess we're sticking with our old style then? >oh shit never mind new style it is >Like a preview of things to come. >Uh... Yeah, totally four tracks, no more no less. >...Okay, I think I jinxed us earlier. This was a nightmare. Let's take a break. >We're back! >seriously we're back, another new album coming soon
Cameron Carter
>Rushed classic. >Slightly more commercial. >Very commercial. >The overrated one. >The one everyone owns. >The better one. >Starting to lose touch. >The last good one. >welp time to go pop >"Should have never been released" >Half the band is gone, so we relied on studio musicians. What a shit way to close out our career.
Mason Martin
Singlehandedly created a new genre with their debut. A year later they make a monster of an album. Two years later they create the best album of their genre ever fucking created. Some dude dies, hires a new guy a month later. Absolutely no bass on the following album. Finds the best producer ever for the new decade. Creates the biggest metal album ever. Tours like fucking maniacs for three years on said biggest album. Creates two okay albums. Plays with a fucking symphony orchestra. A new song gets leaked on Napster, they sue..
..they do some other shit after the guy who was hired to replace a guy quits. Creates a mediocre callback to their first decade of music. Does nothing of note for eight years. Creates the best metal album of this century.
Jason Butler
why hello there, metallica
Chase Wilson
My Bloody Valentine?
Ryan Price
Yep! Not a big fan of the pre-You Made Me Realise years, if you couldn't tell. Hype as fuck for the new album, though.
Carson Thomas
>Straightforward fun rock >Some slower songs, this one has the big hit single. >A lot more theatrical and experimental. >The comeback, which was just ok.
John James
>I am depressed >I am SUPER depressed and ded >our mate is dead, time to earn $$$
Easton Wood
>unsure twanginess >double album go >psychedelia go >the most unlucky album of all time >pitchfork gave this masterpiece a fucking 6.6? >soothing >upbeat and accessible! >how the fuck did this score higher than the masterpiece >Woody Guthrie? >it's shit but it got a 7.7, pitchfork are fucking morons >okay back to making good music
Joy Division?
Kevin Anderson
Nirvana, duh.
Sebastian Torres
>hated upon release but now considered a groundbreaking classic >the masterpiece >the weirdest album >"Forget our first three albums. We're now new wave!" >"Forget everything we've ever made. We're now hard rock!" >pop rock >pop rock mixed with dance music >hard rock >"Hey, we're back and we've returned to our roots!" >a continuation of the previous album
David Jones
...Devo?
William Brown
>garage geeks making some fun tunes >I hate women cry for me >sorry about that, here's some commercial pop >I'm sorry did you say you want more? >Even more commercial pop? Ok, but this time I'll try being sad again >Hey I just found out what a "meme" is >I'm sorry >I'm so sorry >Holy shit forgive me for this >WE'RE BACK GUYS HELLO GOOD MUSIC AGAIN >This one's decent enough too >Never mind sorry guys maybe next time MCR Animal Collective?
Bentley Thomas
Devo never went through a hard rock phase.
Connor Wilson
>see I'm not just a producer, I can make an album, I just can't resist adding the occasional shit song or filler skit to balance out the god-tier shit >look, I'm not a one hit wonder, I can make an overrated garbage album which retards praise and unironically think is better than my debut >look, I can make a pop album >look, I can make a non-rap album which somehow ends up being my most influential on memerappers >look, I can bring back my career and be responsible for a huge Fantano meme >look, I can be wannabe Death Grips and have 4 god-tier songs followed by 6 good songs >look, I can make a mess, but it's not a mess, it's art
Connor Turner
Weezer
Caleb Reed
>MCR Nope. Came before them.
Anthony Jackson
>Animal Collective? Nope, older.
Jason Evans
kanye
Jack Gray
>innovative yet dated classic >slightly overrated masterpiece >another masterpiece but this time it's really long >meh alt rock >dude politics lmao >meh alt rock vol 2 >more minimal, stripped down album
Owen Moore
>pop >even poppier, with major commercial succes >starting doing some more ambitious stuff >lets do something completely new, fuck sales >like above but even more ambitious, end of the band bonus album: >moremoremoremore minimalism
Gabriel Ward
>Remember my last band? >Clever lyrics and unique sound! >LIFE IS PAIN GOD IS DEAD AAAAA >Like a mental breakdown put into an album. >I think we're trying to be Nirvana. Also bye.
bonus hint: >haha whoops guess i'm hated by everyone now
Oliver Davis
mark hollis and the talk talks
Jonathan Morales
>the innovative masterpiece >a continuation of the style of the previous album >the mainstream hit >a bit weirder and darker than the previous album >their poppiest album >bad >AWFUL >AWFUL >above average "LET'S RETURN TO OUR ROOTS" album
Lucas Anderson
EZPZ >Kanye
Isaiah Bailey
Evolution: >Dude Sex >Dude Politics >Male friend, we're intellectually superior to other bands and use mathematics in our music
Juan Miller
Metallica was never good, master of puppets sucked
Levi Harris
>conscious rap with some jazzy beats >album with one of the best naratives ever >the overrated one >made for white people
David Myers
duckworth
Eli Price
Devo
John Jones
Nine Inch Nails
Levi Clark
>hi yeah i'm the guy who media doesn't like >hi now they hate me more >now i'm really popular >whoops this album is shitty also drugs >now i'm back and i'm crazier than ever >ok now i'm fine let me get those pop hooks in >a kind of sequel to one of my more popular outings
Carson Peterson
>Metal! >i'm addicted to heroin and life sucks >life sucks more >whoops guess i'm dead >New guy! >We're still good, mostly!
Jace King
>Let's take a bunch of acid and try to make rock music >Let's do that again, but with Beatles samples >Let's get another guitarist and try to sound like Sonic Youth >Let's get an actual producer and a different drummer and write some slow songs and stuff >Okay but you know what's cool? Studio fuckery! >Let's get a new guitarist and a new drummer so we can write an alt-rock album with a minor hit single >Let's make the same album, but better, except no one cares because everyone thinks we're one-hit wonders >Well shit, our guitarist wandered off, guess we won't have guitars in our music anymore >What if an album was on 4 CDS AT ONCE??? >Alright, enough messing around, let's make some symphonic pop and rack up that sweet sweet critical acclaim >That went well, let's do it again but try to make it kinda like a concept album, but not really, and there's another hit single. >Heh, politics sure are crazy, huh? >Double album of heavy psych-rock, because why the hell not? >Oh, god, I'm going to die alone, everyone is going to die alone... >Haha just kidding UNICORNS AND FAIRIES AND MANGLED POLISH LOLOLOL
Jace Hughes
>WE'RE HERE TO ROCK YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GYM >WE'RE HERE TO ROCK YOUR HIGH SCHOOL HOMECOMING >jesus can we get this vocalist out of here already >much better >'sup fuckers we're here to beat the shit out of you >see, we beat the shit out of the guy on the cover >painkiller addiction and alcoholism! yay? >underrated magnum opus >well that's a mediocre way to end it
Lincoln Hernandez
dr dre?
Christian Mitchell
>dude let's make rock music lmao I'm edgy >OK let's think about the album we're making this time >OK let's REALLY think about it this time, also fuck society >fuck society but this time with bleeps >we have a lot of b sides let's just turn it into an album >dude politics lmao fuck bush btw >let's just make this masterpiece real quick and have people not pay for it > everything is about rythym now >slow and steady, also sad.
Christian Stewart
radiohead
William Myers
Oh hello, Flaming Lips.
Ethan Anderson
Pantera?
Levi Johnson
>apart from one song, loud, annoying, lo-fi instrumentals >moaning singer with a very punchable face >can hardly hear singer’s awful voice over the sound of his band mates bashing on their instruments >impossible to tell if fanbase likes them ironically or if they’re just really retarded
Jordan Williams
Eminem
Landon Evans
Ep is pretty good Debut is amazing Band member leaves 2nd album is better than debut, used guest singers 3rd album is garbage
Ethan Moore
Yep!
Jace James
Pantera.
Nolan Wood
Hmmm... Alice in Chains?
Benjamin Martin
the goslings
Matthew Bennett
Yep, there they are. I wonder what the next album will be like.
Isaiah Diaz
>lol rappin n shit >lol the media hates me but idgaf >lol i'm a a-list celebrity plus i hate everyone >lol i'm a a-list celebrity plus i hate everyone except my kid >d r u g s >sorry for that last album >whoops that last album sucked too also im depressed >remember when i was relevent?
David Robinson
>pretty good pop >commercial success, pop >getting weird now, pop >creative freedom happens, band make a ten/ten undisputed masterpiece that flopped >record label complains, band doubles down and makes enough masterpiece, label drops band and they disappear into obscurity
Ryan Lewis
>the one with the hit single >this one's ok >time to get wEiRdEr >I SAID WEIRDER DAMMIT >half concept album coooooool >soft and delicate >time to sell myself out >... >hey im back remember my famous album well im going to do it again but LARGE SCALE >elton john what are you doing here
Bentley Peterson
talk talk talk talk talk
Oliver Murphy
yeh
Kevin Walker
this is kanye, but you have shit taste
Jaxon Price
>AAAAAA >more AAAAAAA >it's like a live performance! also AAAAAAA >okay calm down a little fuck >the first masterpiece >"We really suck tonight, ladies and gentlemen!" >the double album >we grunge >more of that but better >what the fuck are you doing here, yamatsuka? >claustrophobic masterpiece >much less claustrophobic and more sad >oh hey we have our own label now >and it's where we're putting our weirder shit >AAAAAAAAAAAAA >well uh we're getting really sad >hey you like metal machine music? >...classical music. yeah. fuck you. >the insanely underrated masterpiece. a fucking 0, really pitchfork, fucking really >what the fuck is going on on these records >okay we're... kind of back to basics... >This is a fucking great album, I can't even make a joke description. >a live ep, i guess, these self-released things are getting weirder >vinyl only because fuck you >more self-released live shit >The final album, hope you enjoyed it. >...jk we made a soundtrack too okay bye
Gavin Phillips
Sonic Youth?
Noah Hill
>haha experiments and random stuff >good psychodelia >dude, pink floyd, lmao >apparently magnum opus, maybe >poppier >even more >pop rock >more metal, but not quite >shittier, heavier radiohead >ultimate decline and hiatus
Andrew Hernandez
Yep!
Colton Richardson
battles
John Baker
>YES! >YES!! >wait >no >STOP
Easton James
Brand New?
Juan Ward
U2?
Xavier Richardson
Eyyyy, there it is.
Juan Lee
Eminem
Asher Fisher
>Calvin Klein underwear Is Dave trying to be a tool?
Thomas Stewart
yup
Landon Wood
>two masterpieces and a few ambient-ish tracks that everyone forgets about >fuck we ran out of money lol lets just fuck around with two songs for half the album >this album is as consistent as our album covers >relations between bandmates is as poopy as this album [silence] >remixed version of the last album that is slightly less poop
Carson Johnson
Deftones
Jose Taylor
Big Star
Christopher Garcia
;(
Aaron Watson
>it's not like the live shows >it's still not quite like the live shows >it's kind of like the live shows >I like the instrumentals on this one (((sugar baby))) >what do you mean they have other albums I completely forgot this next one existed until recently >like the last one but even less funk influence >gee bill, how come your mom let's you have two discs? rivals 5th album for best >funk and also soft rock and this one has a female vocalist alongside the main vocalist >Yeah we can still do funk
Luke Jones
>some of their glam rock stuff slowed down with some new songs >darker and harsher >mostly acoustic > darker and more personal >unplugged >best of >return with new singer >continue with new singer
Jacob Hughes
neu
Thomas Bennett
Alice In Chains?
Joshua Davis
correct
Grayson White
>great >great >good >great >absolute dogshit
Ayden Kelly
gorillaz
Caleb Adams
no, but close in that the absolute dogshit was released this year
Brayden Brooks
Funkadellic
Carter White
No but that's a good guess Jump forward like a decade or two
Lucas Smith
Faith No More
Dominic Nguyen
Still no
Chase Evans
RHCP
Gabriel Lopez
yea
Ayden Anderson
ding ding ding
Christopher Lewis
Very prolific so I’ll just do the first 10
>Debut album not that good, still finding their ground >Haven’t heard this one lol >one of their best albums. First on new label, amazing last track with 2 non album singles loved by many >their best album ever, possibly of all time > their most unconventionally recorded album >their first poppier album still some earlier influence > another popish album of the same manner > their widely regarded the best album of theirs very good >ain’t heard this one either lol >their most pop album has a song with a chorus and everything
Ayden Harris
Beach Boys
Jack Cruz
Not even close haha
Blake Garcia
arcade fire?
Jace Nelson
correct
Evan Reyes
>drugs >WELL >WELL >WELL >WELL >WELL
Ian Hall
>Live record featuring songs from the next two studio albums as well as exclusives >Extremely fun and metal esque >Like last album but more popular, has their most popular song >Another great album, this time goofier but a bit less consistent >Alright album, the first and last few songs are really great but the middle is fairly bland >A more straightforward, bouncy rock album >A few covers and more live songs >Longest record yet, not as highly regarded as the previous ones because of it's nu-metal influence, still pretty great though imo, they go on hiatus for a while after this one >A bland album with maybe a few notable songs >Haven't listened to this one, it's covers of songs from a famous movie, heard it's pretty boring again >A short, fun, proggy concept album
Sebastian Nguyen
The Fall
Joseph White
Nope. They're a 90s band
Nolan Rivera
metallica was good and all but after cliff's death everything went to shit
t. nu-male
Brody Allen
jane's addiction
Carson Evans
>Good lo-fi rock with pretentious /lit/ references that the band claims is shoegaze for some reason >Epic historical concept album destined to overshadow rest of career 10/10 >Stripped down album recorded without overdubs destined to be their best album according to contrarians >Theatrical concept album that tries to one up the other concept album and increase their buzz/fanbase, but it doesn't really succeed >Mediocre live album from what was possibly their last tour
Matthew King
>Singlehandedly created a new genre with their debut. Come again? Metallica may have been the first thrash band to get popular but in no way did they "singlehandedly" create thrash metal.
Colton Myers
>single released on a compilation that most fans don't even know about >make a remix that becomes more popular than the regular song >EP gains more attention, nothing revolutionary. one of the three songs is utter trash, and the two good ones appear on >first full album is hugely popular and spawns copycats and catapults the label and the genre >live album is even better, the best songs are bigger and louder >follow up album is disliked for not being like the first, but is bland in its own right >second live album is the best yet, improving the decent songs from the second studio album and mixes with the original album's best >third album is definitely better than the second but ultimately still kinda dull >current live tour once again improves the the salvageable songs and is shaping up for another banging live album