Be me, right now

>be me, right now
>hungry as fuck
>want bowl of cereal
>not socially acceptable time to eat cereal

feels real bad man.

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Eat a fucking bowl of cereal if you really want to, like goddamn OP.

pussy boy

I know that feel, but fuck it, I eat cereal when I want.

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When is the socially acceptable time to masturbate?

Im eating popcorn at 4AM OP.
Fuck social shit.

are you happy now

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You're a fucking adult, do what the fuck you want

>not socially acceptable time to eat cereal
you are a coward

I have grilled cheese sandwiches for breakfast when I set aside the time to make them.
No force on Earth should stop you from having dry cereal.

Who the FUCK is gonna care? Like you think people will judge you for eating cereal, and this is assuming you aren't alone in the house. Also what time zone are you in, it's morning here

it's 1am over here. who eats cereal at 1am?! not me

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Don't be a pussy, just eat your damn cereal and be merry.

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dude if you can't pass the bacon at night no matter what test then you're a raging faggotier.

>bacon
>at night
>campstove
>outside
>alone

What kind of cereal did you get?

That sounds amazing about now. Wish I lived in the country.

is it in the AM? Yes it is. Would you cook a 5 course meal in the AM if it didnt involve 6 hourse prepwork? It seems to me that breakfast all day is a trend these days, so I'm not sure what you are pissing and whining about.

I do all the time, it's a fast meal that you don't have to cook. I also cook at 1 am, pisses people off but whatever fuck them if i'm hungry I gotta eat.

my favorite cereal is peanut butter captain crunch. Haven't eaten it in years though. The berry one is good too.

On the bright side, there's a pretty high chance that I'm catching it. Cast a wide net, and all that.

I like my cereal soggy

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i got honey combs.. i think they're tasty but not honey enough

yes but.. it's not necessarily morning. it's still kinda dark out. you wanna eat cereal with the delight of the sun, you know

this user gets it.. but i just cant..

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>be OP
>be massive faggot
>live alone
>muh belly hungys
>check friggy
>no leftover pizza
>only half full milk jug
>go to cupboard
>no foody
>only ceral
>worry about what people on the real lifes who do not know that i am going to eat ceral at night think about
>muh social acceptancd
>think about how much of a loser i am and will never kiss becky
>go to bed, sad and hungry
>cry
>cry some more
>kill myself

i love a good story

thanks user

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thanks for the thread anons, im still not going to get that bowl of cereal

fuck that

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Eat your damn cereal you autist.

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Looking for a big daddy to punish me

This thread made me sad
RIP

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>being so much of a cuck you can't eat cereal whenever you want
>having to wait for the sun to eat

i was looking over the thread for its final moments and this is what i get. this was a goddamn bowl of cereal thread. you know what, this is the kinda shit i have to put up with. and this is probably why i have to even deal with this kind of thread. its a fucking bowl of cereal. but no, you fucking chads have to ruin everything. i just wanted a fucking bowl of cereal.

you know what?

im going to get that cereal.

wait for me anons.

...you adhere to the social normality of eating certain foods are specific times of the day, and you post on Sup Forums?

Nigga...stop all the downloads.

OP! BE CAREFUL

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>witnessing the birth of a new man

me too user...me too

p a t h e t i c
what are you 12?

i told you
i told all of you

YOU CANT EAT CEREAL AT NIGHT, YOU FAGGOTS IT IS ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE. "NOOOO," YO SAID. BUT I WAS FUCKING RIGHT. LEAVE MY THREAD. FUCK OFF I WANTED THAT BOwL of hONEY COMBS

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You should try this OP, it's really good and not loaded with sugar like capatain crunch and all that bullshit

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see i actually bought that one time and it was good and all but i just haaate almonds

its a good cereal but its crunchy in spots where it should just be the cereal crunch

>hungry as fuck
>wanted a bowl of cereal
>went and got one
>not a fucking fag like OP
> just do it

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You should give these a try.

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well i mean its 2am now, i've spent an hour or so contemplating actually doing so
how far will it gooooo

what the fuck that looks really good, probably horrible for you though

It's like frosted mini wheats but with chocolate and peanut butter, it was on sale so I decided to try it, shit was good with whole milk.

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worst part about cereal and getting like chocolate covered stuff, is that you know you can be eating better cereal

honeycombs is just go-to for my nowadays, ate a lot of it years ago and it stuck with me

good god you are actually cerally retarded
>your soul is blessed and will be saved

this turned to a thread of hate to a thread of kindness and cereal opinions. this is no spider-man thread, please exit.

anyways anons, final thank you for good thread

i'll get my cereal in the morning
see ya later alligator/s

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I can't say if I have ever eaten honey combs, my go to is frosted mini wheats either plain or cinnamon, I don't eat cereal enough for it being bad for me to be a concern. Usually I just fry up some sausage and eggs cheese and throw it in a tortilla with Siracha, cereal is for when I am being lazy or out of ingredients.

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>I found who was behind of it

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