ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / STUPID OPINIONS / FETISHES / ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / STUPID OPINIONS / FETISHES / ETC

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Nice dubs FBI

I like to fap with questionably aged girls on cam chat sites. Blackmailed a few

bump

i no fbi. just l337 hax0r know as 4cham

I almost fucked my English cousin (male) in the ass when we were fourteen/fifteen respectively. Fortunately I never did it. I have made out with my brother and both male cousins...to this day none of us have spoken a word about our homosexual trysts when we were younger...I guess we just have to live with the knowledge that they happened, and keep moving on from there.

About ten years ago I intentionally drove a vip through an ambush just to shake him up because he was a dick. Ran into the guy in a crazy coincidence a few weeks ago and he mentioned he's on a bunch of meds and gets regular counseling for ptsd from that incident. Woops....

I was so sure this was going to be the plot of iron man 1

Why is this shit so common. I did some gay shit as a kid with some of my friends but ended up straight. I see stories like this all the time.

Did that happen in iron man? I vaguely remember a convoy getting ambushed now but was it intentional?

My gf is 16, and i'm 23yo.
And the first time we had sex, she as 14 at the time.

>dating
lol why? skip the middleman and just be fuck buddies, it's just what both of you want anyway

i've been fucking my daughter for years.
sometimes i have my dog lick her pussy

I don't have any secrets. I've been open about everything my whole life.
But I guess I'll say some of the things.

I like seeing women in diapers, I prefer bbws over skinny girls and I like it when my gf pegs me.

I fucked a midget hooker in Thailand.

thank fuck I'm not the only one. I'm engaged to a girl who's absolutely crazy about me now, and have never had any homosexual urges since then. I don't even know why I did that stupid gay shit in my teenage years...and fuck me if some of that shit wasn't mad gay...its even worse because it was incestuous to boot. Thankfully I never went all they way, and thank Christ for that...the experience of fucking my cousin or brothers asshole might have fucked me up worse than I already am

>diapers
why? i never understood this fetish

I used to not believe in this kinda of stuff, but she is my soulmate.
I will be with her until I die.

Waaaaaat?! I wanna touch mines ass and all i

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Honestly Idk where this diaper fetish came from. I've been having it since before my balls dropped. I think I was like 5 at the time when I started thinking about women in diapers.

I'm not shy about this shit, I've told friends I have a pack of diapers in my closet that I make my bbw girlfriend wear and piss in them.

i sense a murder-suicide in your future

I eat my boogers every single day of my life and don’t wash my hands after. Even when it’s bloody or crusty and gross. I pick it until it bleeds at least once a month. I do it in public, around my friends, family, girlfriend, her family etc. i still haven’t gotten caught as far as I know, or perhaps people are too disgusted or in disbelief to do anything about it. I’ve done this my whole life and while i have few regrets, I would prefer if I didn’t. I’ve tried to stop but the next day after i just do it again unconsciously cause i do it so much and like how they taste. Please help me i am a sick man.. also this could entitely be a nervos habit cause i have pretty significant anxiety but if that’s the cause then it isnt going away any time soon.

ambush like how ? did u get shot at?

I'm into guro

I came in my neighbors panties when I found them in the dryer two months ago and then put them back and I don't think she noticed

aimed for the crotch on purpose and an now paranoid that she got pregnant from it but IDK sorry KOdi

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Its okay, I eat my boogers too. Been trying hard to curb the habit tho, because one of these days that shits gonna cost me some hard earned social capital

one time i came in two girls shoes while they were asleep

its risky. dont do it

100% sure they know you do this.

I cum on here hahahaha

My first time was with my stepsister in christmas (both drunk at 15yo)

Thanks brother. Appreciate the support. I also eat scabs and zits is that something you do too or is it just me? Forgot to include that.

Yeah, and we actually got hit pretty bad. Armored SUV though so I knew it could take it. Just small arms fire, but could still hear every round impact with the glass and ding off doors.

Oh i wouldnt just a thought

I still fuck my gf raw pretty regularly and am in college so it somehow hasn’t ruined me socially i guess

Maybe play with the panties instead

is that pic you posted of her?

The only thing I wanted....was her.
Just her.
So simple...so so simple.
She thought I wanted so much more though.

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No

U okay user?

I am for now..until I get in bed and think about her...missing her. all that.

oh shit, it's the hax0r knonw as fourchannel

lol you're not alone man. I currently work as an investment banker and I'm honestly worried this shit habit of mine just might cost my job one day.

Yup. I'm completely normal otherwise...my fiance knows I pick at scabs, but I don't think she knows I eat them whenever I can. Been trying to kick the habit tho, since I don't want my eventual kids to ever see their father picking desperately at a wound for some tasty tasty blood clots and torn flesh. I don't feel quite human when I do that, and I don't want them to feel that way either

If she's worth it. Get her back user, don't be a bitch.

She broke up with you?

and so it didn't work i'm assuming

I pretend to care, but I don't.

I'm not a psychopath, I'm easily moved by the suffering of others, but the people in my life might as well be strangers.

I dated a very nice girl for a few months in high school after she asked me out, but after a while I couldn't keep faking it. Breaking up with her was hard, I went to her house and told her we had to break up, and didn't give a reason, and hugged her and started to cry. I was breaking up with her family, her friends, her school, her entire life, and it hurt. I missed her bitterly afterward.

But on some level, I didn't care. She asked me out and I went with it. We dated for a while, and I pretended to care, I pretended to have wants and desires, to be a motivated person, but I wasn't. I was apathetic. I didn't give a shit and I still don't. The words that come out of my mouth are whatever words the situation needs. I talk my way through, get out when I'm too stressed out by the charade, and find some space to be alone again.

How does one eat a zit?

Are you the girl in the picture? Is Chris the one you were after?

yep..was months ago..but the thing is, is that she recently contacted me after a long time of no contact...i talked to her on the phone. and i loved it. hoping she'll contact me again now.

Pop that fucker and eat all the white stuff that comes out. Pretty much tasteless if not a little salty.

jesus god, you are me. that's exactly the way i act. i have no empathy for anyone, even the people i'm supposed to love. i do love my wife a lot, and i'd take a bullet for her. but as far as the actual emotion of love, i'm not even really sure what that means. it's fucking weird, i just dont' get it. how does it advantage me, is my main look

So puss sucking, not zit eating

Thought about doing this w my gf of 2 years and felt the same things. I’ve built my social life around her and for someone like me rebuilding is basically impossible and usually results in my spiraling into suicide attempts. Best wishes user. I’m sure you’re a good man.

That made me gag. And I've seen girls eat each other's shit and that wasn't as bad as the thought of someone eating a zit

Damn...same here. I feel like theres a void where something like motivation and passion should be. I'm engaged to a girl who desperately loves me, but the most I can say is that I really care about her. Not entirely sure I love her...not even sure what love should feel like. I'm trying to be a better human being for her though...maybe I wasn't born a good, hardworking everyman, but maybe I can train myself to be one

oh jesus, yuk. i've killed people and i think that's disgusting

If you want to be a cunt about it yeah

Killed people in war zones?

ive been drugging and raping my best friend for a while now. we get smashed regularly and she thinks she just passes out drunk, have never been caught

Im sorry pal. Idk if it makes it any better but i would never ever eat someone else’s just my own.

I miss the limewire days. Lost so many loads to Vicky

Why did she break up with you? You should take initiative and contact her first.

I'm not judging man, we all have our shit. I like biting and chewing on my toe nails.

Please elaborate im interested. What did it feel like/how has it affected you?

ok captain trips. seriously, i did the same thing when i was about 12 years old. 12. get that. 12. i also used to suck my own dick back then when i was that flexible. 12. adults know better

What are you gonna do about it homes? I mean maybe it is time I take some more initiative to stop but eh

>overthink
The trending new self-diagnosed anxiety, used as a cop out for being a massive cunt.

Military?

I used to slide a finger into my shit filled asshole when I was on the shitter. Then I'd sniff my shit covered finger once before hurriedly washing my finger with a shitton of hand soap. I was a pretty weird kid.

I’m considering killing my ex girlfriend’s dogs to hurt her for lying to me, calling me abusive, leading me on, ruining my relationships with other people by telling them i abused her, and filing a police report for stalking and sexual abuse (it went nowhere cause i never abused or stalked her). I have a brilliant plan not to get caught and i don’t think I’ll feel bad about it anymore. Despite the fact that she’s got a bunch of mental illnesses, i don’t think I’ll feel bad about it. Nothing excuses her behavior. She left me when she found someone who would fawn over her again, and that’s the chief reason she ended it. The other reasons she lied to me about, and i know cause she told her best friend who told me.

In high school I stood up for kids who were bullied, then I subtly shrugged them off afterward. I didn't want to be friends with them, I didn't want fuckall to do with them. I felt their pain and wanted to help them, but on some level I didn't actually care about them. It's like I'm living on the moon interacting with people on earth. I'm out here in a spacesuit in the cold dark void looking down. What I see moves me, and it's beautiful sometimes, but it's far away, it belongs to a world I'm not a part of.

Not that weird you good

it doesn't affect me at all. i do it once in a while just as a "fun time was had by all" type of thing. you gotta know how to compartmentalize this shit. i learned that in my job, and i use it in my fun.

I was thinking some sort of chewing was involved. No reason to get shitty about it.

i stopped reading at "kill her dogs to get back at her"
you sir, are fucking brain dead. if you are going to kill anyone, make it the person that is to blame, not an innocent animal. fuck you

Girls like that are fucking broken scum of the earth people. I’ve been around girls like that in therapy and around friends etc. for the last five years and they just fuck up the lives of everyone around them. They take people who want to help and take advantage of them until they have nothing left to give and are drained of all happiness. Sorry you had to go through that. Maybe consider doxxing her or something maybe not killing her dog

Forgot to mention for some reason I love the smell of my gf's sweaty ass. When we fuck sometimes I just stop spread her ass and just enjoy it.

yes, this. i feel a lot like this, except i don't like anyone, including the poster

I now understand I’m speaking with a gentleman. My apologies.

She doesn’t deserve to die for what she’s done, but she deserves some punishment; I’m deserving of some kind of retribution.

In what setting are you killing? Do you talk to them at all/interact or do you just go and do it?

>they just fuck up the lives of everyone around them
that's it, they are fuck jobs from jump street. they deserve nothing so they get nothing

She is worth it. For now I'm just waiting to see if she'll contact me first. I hope she will.

you fuck with that dog and i might just come see you

Oh shut up. Go to therapy and learn how to process your emotions, you god damn autist. You're a drag to be around and a black hole to the souls that actually try to give a fuck about you.

I poop every day

random. i sniff them. if they smell a certain way, then. my strongest sense is smell. my eyesight is for shit for i've got a great left jab

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Get the fuck out

I know how you feel user. My ex played with my feelings a lot.
She broke up with me for no reason, I was really heart broken then she would get back with me only to the same thing 2 more times. The last time she broke up with me was because she said she met a guy who she felt was a better match for her.

She contacts me a few weeks later saying how the guy ended up being a piece of shit who abused her and treated her like shit. She talked about how she made a mistake and wanted me back.

I played with her feelings, I led her to believe I might give her a chance and told her we could be friends and work our way back to being in a relationship. I just fucked with her feelings and I got with a different girl and she was upset that I went with a different girl and she wanted me to break up and give her another chance. I brought up that she was a fucking terrible human being and made her feel like shit.

Worth it, and I'm still with the girl I picked over her. We've been together for 4 and a half years now

So you're like what...are serial killer? Or an executioner for the law?

closet bifag here: I havent really done anything overtly sexual with other guys but i really like to let them see me nude, and me see them as well. I especially enjoy showering with other guys. luckily i get the opportunities to do so pretty often.

how about them cubs?

Dogs. Multiple. I don’t think it would work with more than 2 of the 3 though. And i know how you feel. The animals did nothing wrong and don’t deserve to die. I’m not a sociopath here either; I’ve hurt some of my cats by mistake before and felt terrible about it. But the thing is just how I think about her and what she’s done every day and how she’s gotten away with it and will just keep doing it without even really seeing how shitty she is. So then i start to really consider it. I’d feel especially bad about how it would take days, but i wouldn’t have to watch so that’s kinda taken care of. But then I’d always be haunted by the kind of person i am and what I’m willing to do.

Me and the neighbors daughter used to fool around when we were kids. We found some porno magazines in the woods and we copied what we saw in the pictures

The ultimate gentleman

You're a piece of shit and a predator

Okay the girl might be a bitch, but do kot touch the doggo retarded autist motherfucking triple nigger

Dude no. You don't get to smack something like that down on the table and then change the subject just as my interest was getting piqued.