You weren't born as an Australian

>You weren't born as an Australian

I don't know if I can take this anymore.

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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!

No, please. You have room for me and other Canadians. We know you do!

You'll just bring your Marist ideas with you. You'll turn this place into Canada 2. Fuck that.

DUDE

What a ratty slut

Australian women are the biggest cock teases in existence. They top self entitled american women.

I wish I was an Aussie...

>tfw engaged to an Aussie

When I inevitably move to Australia which province should we move to? Looking for least amount of liberals.
So far I've heard Queensland but apparently there's a drug problem

straya, be nice to your brother.

Thank god. Shittiest english speaking country in the world. Can you believe they aren't even in the G8?

Total retard infested backwater.

Let's export Europe's refugees to Australia.

It's a big enough country so no one will ever notice them. Plus, they'll just blend in with the abos.

Problem solved. Ta da!

>tfw mom is from Sydney

So fucking close.

You don't even see these literal sub-humans unless you go out into the bush to find them.

Queensland is fucking humid as fuck, so if you can deal with that, it's a nice place.
Just know that schoolies is fucking loud.

Fuck off, cunt.
I know you love kebab cock, but we don't want that scum here.

>I know you love kebab cock

You know nothing about what kind of cock I like, abo.

NOTHING.

No, please. Let me go to Australia. Let us all go. Why are you doing this to us?

Go back to your camp to get enriched, softcock.

If you were a person of any worth you would be welcome. We welcome people who are qualified in fields we need. Just find a yellow girlfriend and make little half-breeds like the rest of your people.

...he said, with copious amounts of abo cum on his breath.

Outer suburbs in Brisbane are okay except for degenerate wiggers in Ipswich. Things are pretty good in country areas as well but the further out you go the more crazy shit you'll get from the abo population.

Are you guys looking for pilots with electrical engineering degrees?

>engineering

American engineering is shit.

Probably. border.gov.au/Trav/Work

Australia? With exotic dangers and endless desert? and not glorious France?
Stay out of war, make love and SCIENCE.
Close to CERN, and home to the world's first commercial fusion reactor.
A little problem with Muslims now, but turn back a century or two and you have problems with Christian extremists.
That's the rub, but you get a lot of bang for the buck.
Live fast, die hard and free.

>said the cuck from a country whose good engineers died long ago

>glorious France

Absolutely disgusting, please kill yourself at once.

>abo
>not emu
Fucking hell Fritz at least try and get your shitposting right

see

Ha ha! Strewth cunt, I know what you mean mate!

Let's put another shrimp on the barby and have a chat with some crispbreads and marmite! Crikey!

I get that you're frustrated and can't talk about it in real life, lest the Stazi come fuck you up for hurting the feelings of your rapefugees, but shitting on others does nothing to help your country and only makes you look worse.

If you can't handle that you wouldn't be able to handle the bantz anyways.

>he's against shitting on others

Degenerate. This would absolutely not fly in Germany.

>marmite
The truest of baits.

...

We've entered a rift in space time, in the Aussie thread it is actually the Germans that shit post

Australia has been dethroned as the Kings of Bantz by Romanians months ago. They've lost their edge.

We're going to be treated like Canadians are now once the normies here elect the faggoty socialist party in a few months... I'm just trying to enjoy the board before that happens.

ah, well take solace in the fact that you will never be a lea-
shit. If it helps, we are the least white country in the anglosphere

I am white. I don't want to make half-breeds. What can I DO, so I can go live in Australia?

>We're going to be treated like Canadians are now

Doubtful, Canadians are barely human. Your semi-humanoid condition will shield you from the worst that Canadians experience on a daily basis.

border.gov.au/Trav/Stud

I'm on to you faggot, you're not German at all

I'm New German, i.e. Syrian :^)

When is the Ramadan attack planned for Germany?

Nice link, but why are you being so rude in this thread? So many people here are being mean to Canadians and I am about to have a panic attack. I don't want to breed with Asian women and I want to live in Australia. Help me.

Want to chat on skype?

No, seriously, I'm German, a proud Bavarian from the great city of Munich.

>contactfagging on Sup Forums

How the unmighty have fallen.

Jesus.

AUSTRALIA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!

I've met so many Australians who come to BC for outdoor activities, they are bretty nice guys, but a lot of them are total hippies.

Funny, I've never had any trouble fucking american women

>I've never had any trouble fucking american women

It's good to be rich, eh?

Nah I'm practically broke. They're just easy and love Australians talking shit and flirting with them for whatever reason.

Is it true that Bavarians (alpinids) tend to have darker features than those in the north?

>Nah I'm practically broke

What a shocker.

lmao

That's because bantz are actually the key to getting women

>your mere nationality will never bring a thread quality down to zero
>you will never be able to make posts as devoid of content, topic relevance or quality as the Outback of devoid of Life

You sure you're not talking about Canadians there?

You're going to make

Kill himself

I'm trying to find out what my old Skype was. But how do I know you're not going to bully me and brutalize me, like people have It is my dream to live in Australia, I think of it every single day.

>Is it true that Bavarians (alpinids) tend to have darker features than those in the north?

True.

Not in terms of skin color, but the majority of Bavarians seems to be brunette.

> I suffer in Canada

Man, I was born in Russia and had lived there 25 years, and survived. Now, I have been living in Germany for 5 years and feels like a shit hole. I dream of moving to Canada/Australia all the time.

That's what I meant, sorry.
What about eyes?

...

I'd say it's an equal mix of blue and brown eyes.

We should never have race-mixed with Austrians. Austria was invaded by Turks and Slav subhumans, and now we pay the price for that.

>JwJbCUcy
>cucky
And yeah my mother is from the Rheinland Pfalz region, half her family has brown eyes and half blue. All fucking giants though, my cousiin (female) is 184cm

Yez

>using metric system for height
What is this meme, burger?

Just trying to accommodate for the non Americans

Seems like you're the KEK here then

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I've got brown hair from my Bavarian ancestors. Strong jaw from the Prussian ones. Last name of the ones from Bonn

You realize you can get an Australian passport automatically ay?

Australia drastically needs gynecologists because we're full of sick cunts