Confess your most evil thing you did

confess your most evil thing you did.

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voted for trump. twice.

you are the demon fuck you

>became a regular on Sup Forums

>idiot guy at sport club
>everybody mocks him
>one day i walk home drunk
>pass by his house
>feel horrible diarrhoe
>fuck it, it's 4am, nobody will see me
>shit in his mailbox and shoot shit from my ass all over his front door
>mfw he still life with parents

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i placed a firecracker in a cat's asshole. Half of the cunt's body was missing.

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this

selling videos online of me cumming on my teen daughter while asleep

there is a special place in hell for you

sauce?

Wow dude, and I thought sleepwalking was bad

Manipulated a friend just so I could have sex with her. Fucked with her in subtle ways and ruined her life, broke her down emotionally and mentally until she felt completely worthless.

She ended up with clinical depression, dropped out of college and has been stuck in dead end jobs ever since.

I did it all because she was too good for me and I knew I'd never be able to keep her so I ruined her to make her mine forever. It worked and she's still mine to this day.

Part of me knows I'm an evil fucking bastard for what I did but then her body is amazing and being able to fuck her when I want gets me over it.

throwawaymail?

I told op's mom I'd call her back. And then I didnt. And now she has herpes.

Lied to your mother about paying for the abortion

i raped a cat as a kid i took it too garage and fucked it

When I was 15 or so, shot an entire litter of kittens with my pellet gun while the mother cat tried repeatedly to save them. As far as I know, none survived... the gardeners didn't say anything about the mountain of dead kittens behind the bushes. I didn't kill anything significant since then... but I remember how it felt to snuff out their tiny little lives. I felt nothing. absolutely nothing... at the time. It was an odd feeling to feel such an absolute absence of feeling for a brief moment in time. It scares me now to think I'm capable of such a thing.

I killed my cousin by pushing him from a ledge to this day they still think it was an accident.

but, isn't that what all men do with a hot chick they marry? I mean, if they want to keep them in check, right? Just... the issue with that is, what if someone you don't know ends up giving them a taste of self-esteem? That'll be the last you see or year of her minus half your bank account. :-/

I lit a mouse on fire and watched it die as it tried to climb out of a barrel.

It fought so hard until it passed out. I never thought such insignificant things would hold so much self value. I felt nothing but bewilderment.

made a mentally ill patient touch my dick. told her it would cure her

fbi.us

you can trust me i swear

Used to cum on freshly washed panties back when I still lived in a dorm

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One time i ate pineapple pizza

get the fuck out right now

Disgrace to Hawaii and Italy. Neck yourself

>be me working as a janitor
>dumping trash bags in my rolling trash can
>hear a bird chirping
>its coming from my trash can
>tie up the bag
>roll the can past coworkers as loudly as possible to muffle the sound of the bird
>toss the bag in the dumpster
>abandon the dying bird in the dumpster

Fucked my brothers gf and made her my gf. Not the worst thing I've done but the most recent.

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>be me
>2004
>friday night with friends, 30 pack and 2 tabs of extacy
>passenger in friends car
>notice brake lights in a ditch
>tell friend
>STOP! SOMEONE CRASHED!
>high as fuck on these goddamn pills and drunk as hell
>run to car, 4 people inside, 2 adults knocked out (front seat)
>one is an infant and the other a small boy (back seat)
>drag kids out
>omg the roll is REALLY kicking in now
>pull the other 2 from car with help of another passer by
>hes got waaaay too much clogne on
>instantly hate him
>successfully drag all occupants from car
>goddamnit... theyre fucking mexicans
>leave and let cologne guy call cops cause were high on drugs

Thats the most evil thing ive ever done

I once told an elderly woman "no thank you" when offered tea.

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Also have herpes. She doesn't know it yet either. Gonna make her think she's the one who gave it to me. Pretty much trying to claim that for life.

Uploaded my ex nudes and sex vids on pornhub a couple of days ago

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sauce?

Sick.

link

>but, isn't that what all men do with a hot chick they marry?
No some of us are human beings capable of empathy and not reptilian users.

i ignored dubs

sauce on these dubs

I stopped a rape by almost killing two dudes.

Didn't get in trouble since I live in a dull-ass town.

Search "Curie likes it deep" on pornhub and you should find it

came about 15 times in my cheating ex gfs conditioner bottle. She used it, and found out he used it too. Still enjoy the thought today

why did you not just join in pussy

I was a cop working in southern Florida and accidentally killed an innocent man. Turns out his assistant was the guy I was after. Then I find out my dad was a whore and my wife was a slut. This has my sister upset and this old guy killed her grey haired retired boyfriend.

I am the bay harbor butcher

this makes me moist

checked > recced

Pretty sure when globs of white protein are stuck in their hair they would know it wasn't conditioner.

I was drunk and a weighlifting maniac with a bit of a wannabe hero mindset when I was younger.

I heard screaming walking home late one night and saw two dudes standing over a woman on the ground.

I jumped at the closest one and donkeypunched him in the back of the head/neck (I think he was supposed to be the lookout, but he was watching the wrong person lol

The other guy got way worse.

i got dared to throw a brick at a swan so i caved its chest in and watched it sink

i woulda helped fep the nigger girl

>be me
>about a year ago
>live in third floor apartment
>go outside to smoke a cigarette
>see kids trying to grab something from beneath car
>it's a kitten
>they say it doesn't look too good
>"user can you see what's wrong?"
>why not, nothing better to do
>take it upstairs
>look at in better light
>oh no it's retarded
>alt + F4
>open window facing the back of building
>proceed to throw kitten out window
now I support abortions.

Placed? Was the cat happy to accept?

My ex was obsessed with trying to get back with me .
Had no interest in dating the crazy cunt .
Saw her at the bar , told her she would have to suck and fuck me and a few mates and I'll get back with her.

Mates and I fuck her raw , her first dp, fucked her hard as I could in the ass while she squealed like a pig with a cock in her mouth . 3 of us jizz on her face , other mate on her tits . Stole her clothes and kicked her out into hallway of hotel room . Never spoke again . Fucking stupid bitch .

knew this guy was a theif wanting to get some weed.

i tell him i will sell you some.
meet him he runs off without paying.

little does he no i laced it with hormonal drugs.

see him few month later with bitch tits

none of them were nigros. My town barely has any, unless they're transferring local buses at the hub.

We barely have homeless people in this stale town. It's fucking surreal. A nightclub opened up and all the fucking old people got mad about the town's culture changing (despite being in the heart of a wine country)

That nightclub has brought in more fucking money to the town than the tourism dollars we get in summer, so they couldn't help but shut the fuck up.

Anyways... my town is so out of touch with modern society that I'm guessing the police found these two guys I beat nearly to death and PROBABLY got a report from the woman, who ran like hell at some point.

I'm thinking they decided chasing after some guy who stopped two would-be rapists wasn't really a high priority.

I blacked out for a lot of the fight, but I came to and saw that I was literally kicking this one guy's face into a brick wall, my shoe was covered in blood.

kek

next time whip out your pecker and procced to join

I was 16 and me and a friend grabbed some pellet guns. My mom and dad were out of town. She regularly fed the birds.
> acre of land with about 8 huge trees
> We just shot every bird we saw in the trees nesting
> Robins,chickadees got slayed and were on the ground twitching
> Grabbed all 15 dead birds and buried them on the side of the fence.
> I have no idea why i did this and it haunts me til this day

You should have been sold to the Hollywood pedo gangs as a baby

That's the hottest thing ever, how old?

I will consider it.

throwaway mail?

Snap jbalaguero6

I'm pretty tame. Probably the most evil thing was cumming in a girl without consent while being in an open relationship.
Got called out. Apologized. Still with my gf, and good friends with the other girl. Luckily she didn't get pregnant.

either you're hotter than a 16 year old Brad Pitt, or your girlfriend and this other woman are fucking ghastly.

oh yea, she didnt realize until he used it..

That's pretty mean. I love birds.

need to do the same with my girl, any tips/guidelines?

how did she react when she woke up covered in cum? or did you clean her up?

I need to know

came in the milk hoping to get my sister pregnant did it for months and left cum in bath

exist lmao

Please snap me i wanna know about your daughter

I once had a female friend with whom i mostly just played online games, all day everyday, flirting and having fun.
By using Hamachi, i got to all of her nudes.
Her BF got more and more mad, went through her pc and phone which ruined their 6 year relationship.
I basically snatched her from him as my own fuck and gaming buddy.
Throughout this i knew very well what i was causing, but she never ever thought about it.

When I was like 10 - 13, not really sure when exactly, I had to stay at a friends house alot (had a single mother). They had shitloads of cats, uncontrollably fucking and making more cats. I fucking hated cats. So I used to pick up the kittens, literally squeeze the shit out of them (not kill them, at least, not that I was ever aware of), then close them up in drawers and wardrobes and shit. Also we blew up plenty of frogs and tadpoles with firecrackers.

snap?

We're all p average
gf is a bit chubby, but has a nice face and good boobs. 7/10
Girl has a bit of a funky face but more than decent body. 6/10
I'm just your average ashkenazi jew. Skinny, big nose, the works. 5-6/10, 7 in good lighting.

eh. I guess I just lick some really good pussy.

show it

lol that's a skill that women can't NOT brag about, which is relationship poison lmao.

Bitches all want someone between their legs who knows what he's doing, even if he's taken.

Also, chubby women are where it's at.

Aw. jeez. Used to keep a table in the woods to lay out everything I killed. Left them to rot. Would just throw the fresh ones on to. When I was older, I caught a mouse in a glue trap. I put it in a disposable plastic container and slowly poured boiling water in. The little fucker was struggling desperately. Got one leg free. Water is up to mid-legs. Gets another free. Boiling water has reached its body. Gets another leg free. Water is halfway up its body. Water keeps rising. Final leg gets free. Just in time to die. Older yet, I paid some hooligans to fuck up a customer's house and yard. Customer was a dick, then paid with a check.

This guy gets it

jbalaguero6

This girl i really hated in school invited me to a party once i went to doctors and complained i couldn't sleep at all and he gave me strong sleeping pills. at the party i noticed her leave her eer. so what i do? i put a whole load of crush up powder in it 40-50 minuites later i notice she is all over the place so i ask to speak to her alone in spare room. we talked for 20 minuites. she collapsed i undress her and i had a small smell proof bag of dried shit i took a couple weeks ago in a bag i pull down her pants and put it up her arse and some in her pussy and leave

that went a whole different direction than I suspected.

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One time I called this girl I knew up and invited her out for a nice seafood dinner, nothing fancy, just a casual thing.

I drove over to pick her up, I walked up to her door, I knocked, and when she answered, I turned around 360 degrees and walked away.

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jesus

I walked around the mall (then 20f) and let a 40+ year old guy buy me lingerie at hollister and abercrombie and take pictures of me for money

boyfriend was at college entire day

>turns 360 degrees
>walks into her house

trash

newfag

get these numers fucking keked

i hid the face obv and havent heard from this person ever again (im 23 now)

no u

no me

do you feel like a worthless slut?

who even says pecker?

you fucking 12 year old

trips says newfag kekmayte

who even says says?
normie enabled

i got 100$ and kept the clothes so no