Hey Sup Forums, I work at an aquarium and strange shit happens to me all the time. so AMA me anything

Hey Sup Forums, I work at an aquarium and strange shit happens to me all the time. so AMA me anything

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are you Giovanni Schreiber O'Hara Guedes?

How many fish have swallowed your cum?

what you mean strange shit happens to you?

If "strange" is all the time, then doesn't that normalize it and thus make it no longer strange?

man who eat strange food will see strange shit

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OP the fag here
No, I don't think I am at least?
None. I'm not a fucking psycho
Like Strange people, weird animals, dead animals, and stories. lots of stories

Have you caught any fuxxing the zoo dolphins?

Did small amounts of fish food go missing?

Was just gonna ask that.

Either that, or has anyone tried to pay you to let them fuck a dolphin?

Great minds think alike user.

OP the fish fag here
Nah man we don't have and sea mammals. :/
No, but we had a faggot fragging coral. That mans got fired like five months ago, it was pretty funny.

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

OP
yes

>Like Strange people, weird animals, dead animals, and stories. lots of stories


tell us. instead of saying "lots of stories", post a couple. right now you sound like a fucking slashdot headline.

Do you like Bionicles?

Op the fish fag here
yeah yeah, I'll tell them right after this post
When I was young?

tell story fagget or gtfo

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So this is a story that happened like three months ago
>Be me
>18 year old swedish fag
>walk into work after being fired 2 month prior
(I'll get to that shit show in a minute)
>see one of my coworkers
>we'll call him Tray
>Tray is a jeep lovin', gun-toting American.
>Tray loves fish
>I ask Tray about fish and what there names are
>I talk to my boss
>she say "We would like to have you back"
>Tray walks through the door
>boss tells me to leave real quick
>do so
>close door and "leave"
>being the cunt I am i sit next to the door and pull out mt phone (make it look like I'm not eavesdropping)
>hear Tray talk
>Tray not happy
>find out boss is not happy
>hear Tray get mad af
>He storms out the building
>later find out that he killed fuck loads of fish
>find out he stole fuck loads of coral
>deeeecent
>life goes on

bruh, thats a boring story

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Then I guess my life is boring, sorry.

Did you watch Jessica Jones, season two? If the glass of a huge aquarium cracked, what would happen? Would an alarm really sound and panicked crowds start running for the exits? Is there a plan in place for a broken tank?

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Nice Jack Nicholson joker quote

No, we don't sound an alarm. though I would say that all the staff would flip shit, we would get all the fish in to stand tank. We also don't have any problems like that, though I've heard that little kids fell into the bamboo shark tank. I kinda believe that but I've never seen it.

Do you think fish would enjoy music while in the tank chillin and shit?

What would happen if you dropped 150 hits worth of liquid LSD into a fish tank?

Do you work at a big one or a small one.

Got any sharks

What's it like feeding the fishs

Have you ever sucked a dick sweeter than mine?

On one hand the fish would most likely enjoy the music, but on the other I think the lsd might kill them, not like kill them straight up but KYS.
We have Bamboo sharks & Black Tip Reef Shark
The Female Bamboo sharks are the one you are aloud to touch whilst on the other hand the the male are kept with the Black tip.

Are traps gay?

Sexuality is fragile in modern times. It's up to you user

Ask your dad, I can't answer

Have you ever touched a boobie?

Man I work at a fucking aquarium! what do you think?

Would you ever suck a log out of Andy Sixx's poop chute?

Have any gooks came into your establishment thinking it was a sushi joint?

Me and my mates joke about that all the fucking time.

Any piranhas?