You have 5 seconds to explain to me why you don't have a doll to cuddle with at night.
You have 5 seconds to explain to me why you don't have a doll to cuddle with at night
Cooper Bell
Adrian Perry
Lincoln Allen
Plastic Cold Lifeless Ugly Smelly
David Wood
Angel Evans
are you describing yourself from the point of view of that hooker you once paid to sleep with you?
Adrian Hernandez
Because I have a wife.
Michael Diaz
Eli Collins
I am those things yes, but so are dolls.
Kevin Baker
Enjoy being cucked by her friends and coworkers. Nobody will ever be as pure as a doll.
Xavier Lewis
LOL I have a video of myself doing that exact same thing to a stuffed bunny
Blake Fisher
I have two stuffed animals, so neh!
Mason Ward
Asher Brown
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Elijah Peterson
Lucas Cox
Brandon Richardson
Chase Phillips
John Jackson
Jaxon Barnes
this
Luis Bailey
I have a girlfriend
Aiden Johnson
I have pillow
Ryan Cook
fapping to pr0n eh? safest way
Benjamin Roberts
love that doll!
Owen Martinez
Aiden Gonzalez
I have the skulls of my enemy to put my penis in instead.
Jeremiah Taylor
Because I know it will end up leaving me, just like everyone else.
Adrian Cruz
I mean...
Jose Watson
Christopher James
Colton Brooks
Reported.
Josiah Cook
Brody Sanchez
Isaac Bennett
Camden Howard
I really like that circular blur effect. I've been seeing it a lot on /r/dankmemes. It sure gives the pictueres kinetic energy!
Levi Phillips
Because dolls are creepy and I prefer to go out and fuck actually women. And my wife agrees.
Jackson Foster
Also, phone keyboard is seriously pissing me off right now
Angel Phillips
thank you just fuckign around but it does look creepy as fuck
Logan Hughes
I agree. It makes the picture move. Or maybe im just high. i donno.
Kevin Adams
everytime i see one o these "Dolls threads" i can't help but think about that russian guy that went to jail for stealing corpses from the graveyard and keeping 'em in his house like dolls. fucking creepy, man.
Landon Miller
no, she really IS moving. you're NOT high
Adrian Cruz
These are excellent images as always, user...., but....,
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have nightmares tonight now.
Zachary Stewart
so my tongue really *is* trying to pierce through that panty and it's not my imagination? O:
Eli Harris
I'm having daymares.
Parker Rivera
Cute lolidoll is cute...., but creepy lolidoll is super creepy.
David Flores
goody good
Adam Ward
Bentley Perez
oh great now she's melting
this was not the best day to do druqks
Colton Brown
This thread is like:
"The Grudge"
Starring - "Hana"
Directed by - @thedollguy
The Grudge gave me nightmares, btw.
Adrian Diaz
I do...it's called a living, breathing woman
Evan Price
>and this, children, is how we spot the 14yo virgins on Sup Forums
Carson Allen
keks
thats NOT Hana, its Yuri
Ayden Torres
do u have picks of hannah
Nathan Perry
Carter Thomas
Oops...., just thought it was a different dark wig.
I'm gonna blame it on the image blurring & not the Scotch I'm drinking.
Ryan Morgan
oily hana
Mason Evans
Logan Myers
Jeremiah Cox
Ayden Taylor
because I sleep with pussy and my .40 cal... no need for a doll
Jayden Garcia
Because I have a soft, cute plushie instead. But I respect your taste amigo. And I hope you're very happy.
Colton Wood
Parker Wright
I got one but I dont cuddle her at night
Benjamin Sanchez
Michael Richardson
isn't it safe to assume that anyone who answers " I sleep with pussy" or "i prefer a real woman" has never been with a real person before?
Camden Howard
lol you could assume that... but you'd be wrong
Ayden Hughes
no u
Kayden Sanchez
yes u'd be about 95% right
Jeremiah King
nice, hope you're able to keep both in the upcoming years
Colton Bailey
some of Hana's ass then?
Benjamin Smith
I think I'm creepy enough.
Jeremiah Parker
I will be "spooning" in my dreams now instead of nightmares.
Jose Walker
oh?
Logan Cook
Ayden Collins
LOL what are you doing
Nathan Robinson
she got pregnant!
Xavier Bell
Yo where can I get these dolls
Lucas Sanchez
LOL but i pulled out
Bentley Morales
You are such a bad, bad man.
Alexander Cooper
too no ashamed
Easton Brooks
i lol'd at that response.
Brayden Cox
I wouldn't be able to pull out of that doll
Wyatt Walker
but you didnt use a condom, did you?
Nolan Wright
makes cleanup a lot easier
Carson Ortiz
w-well, no
Thomas Bennett
you should start a doll brothel
i'd pay a lot of money to hump a doll
Hudson Rodriguez
expect to get a little baby doll soon then
Jose Diaz
Technology just isn't their yet.
Maybe someday...
Jaxson Sanchez
do yall just fuck them as they stare back at you with soulless eyes?
Evan Jones
i've seen more soulless eyes on real people
Joshua Gutierrez
i wouldn't do that with my dolls, but i have thought about buying different dolls and doing that
YAY! free doll
Levi Kelly
Juan Taylor
Robert King
LOL i forgot about this pic
Anthony Wright
Noah Bailey
Nicholas White
Andrew Adams
Joseph Jones
um wudufuk is that? DO WANT.
Lincoln Jackson
you modded her with an onahole?
she has a cute tummy
Lincoln Perry