Anyone else wasted? general inebriation/drug thread

anyone else wasted? general inebriation/drug thread

Im baked AF and nearly dranked all my guinness
Hows your night been?

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2mg xanax and plenty of fucking cheap vodka. Maybe two cups of 80 proof? Finally feeling some joy for once. Wbu?

>Be me right now
>Wasted on booze
>Prostitution legal in my country
>Go with 8/10 QT
>Too wasted, can't get my dick hard
>Pay half an hour for blowjob/sex
>Girl obviously faking
>Notice and makes it harder to get it up
>After the time is done pay for the hour.
>Just talk for the remaning time
>Girl gives me her number
I think it's out of pity but she tells me to call her next weekend
I think i should just kill myself today. I never get soft while fapping so wtf just happened

>>Be me right now
>>Wasted on booze
>>Prostitution legal in my country
>>Go with 8/10 QT
>>Too wasted, can't get my dick hard
>>Pay half an hour for blowjob/sex
>>Girl obviously faking
>>Notice and makes it harder to get it up
>>After the time is done pay for the hour.
>>Just talk for the remaning time
>>Girl gives me her number
>I think it's out of pity but she tells me to call her next weekend
>I think i should just kill myself today. I never get soft while fapping so wtf just happened

Brooo this shit happened to me last week. It was a pawg milf my fetish and I couldn't get hard she was cool. And said come back anytime but idk I don't feel like it anymore

I tried xananx for 14 days straight and got myself a a little relapse from it and I think im still filling in the memory loss from the zanners

get viagra, it totally works, keep a little stash.
The only down side is you might take it hoping to get your hole and then she might not let you get it but it's okay 'cos you can still fall asleep and shit and you don't lie there with an excruciating blue ball boner

Im pretty minced typings hard forgive mine typos etcs

about 3 g's of generic weed and on my 7th tin of guinness
guinness and weed are a lovely combo

I'm sitting all depressed in my shitty flat on my own. Had a crap day, tmrw will be better, the beer will help me sleep.

I'm in a frat, just finished an event called the great American race.

We had teams of 6, and we had to race to drink a case of natty, 1 liter vodka, quarter oz of weed, and 2 large pizzas. Afterwards, we had to do a jigsaw puzzle.

I'm sufficiently fucked, we got third place

Yeah man, I feel the same

I don't mean to derail the thread too far but I need more coaxing. I want to smoke some weed again but for some reason I don't see the point in getting dirty all over again. My job hasn't said a word about a drug test but I just don't know if I want to get dirty just to get clean again. What do Sup Forums

Do you expect to get tested? whats your job user?

I'm NEET as fuck just now, shit is not cash

that sound's like decent fun if a tad over organised still ocd n ting
congrats on 3rd place! Huzzah!

If the thought of being dirty makes you paranoid you probably shouldn't do a drug that famously causes paranoia for some users.

Agreed

I work a garbage ass job in a giant store kinda like Wal Mart in the Electronics department.
I'm not paranoid about being dirty really I'm just undecided if I want to go through the process of getting clean again. It's a long process because I'm husky with a shit metabolism

"weed causes paranoia" what is this madness you speak of?
yeah it is a fairly well established side effect
I believe the dutch and the californians have managed to perfect the "fear-free" weed which is indica or sativa I cant remember. I'd like to try no-paranoia weed

Fuck!
you in murrica? Scotland fag here.
Do you really get tested for retail jobs? the only cunts that do that here is fuckign amazon , slaze drivign no tax payign fucks

Yeah I don't recommend them at all, it takes no time at all for them to fuck with you, not to mention tolerance build up. I'm on a five day (maybe six or seven day?) xanny binge. I've been drinking on them though which is a first for me. I'm definitely going to be an irritated panicky asshole when I stop them (planing on stopping the bars tomorrow). Last time I binged on bars I thought I was gonna stay legit retarded forever. Took a month or so to start functioning normally. Here I am again though. They are really fun though, with or without booze.

I used to love that combo. In my experience I had to get stoned before I could really enjoy any alcohol. Getting stoned would almost totally negate the drunkenness if I drank first in my experience. You should def sleep like a baby though.

Yeah I am, they pretty much said the only way you will get drug tested if an accident on the job occurs that results in an injury. I don't see that happening but I am just undecided on picking up the sweet Mary Jane again. It made my social anxiety and depression disappear but I don't want to get dependant on it again is my problem. Paranoia isn't something I'm too worried about

I had to double check that you'd said the weed helps social anxiety and depression, fuck yeah that sounds decent but, don't want be a wet blanket but that stage is defo short lived. It can be a social thing but as you go on that'll become less important.
I wish to fuck some had drilled into me abou that the day you sneak off to get wasted on your own is the first day of the rest of your addicted life.
I'm an old-fag trying get out from under , don't mean to sound preachy

I can't remember last summer at all from taking zanners and i did loads of shit, gigs, festivals, recorded songs kept a kitchen job on the go but any memory from that period is patchy. fuck getting into that zone again. Ouch .

You should just give it up for now mate. Tell yourself it's only for a few months or so. Staying clean will give you peace of mind, improved cognitive functioning, and it gets easier to not even think about it the further you go through with it. Don't cheat though, if you quit, you should quit entirely. After a year or so, you probably won't even want to come near that shit.

come on nowmate this is a non judgy zone. It's a bit judgey to think there's no high functioning addicts on theis board. You can be high and getting shit done, it doesn't ruin tour cognitive function particularly if you are in a creative industry job. There's been drug use at every single job i've ever had, I've had a few decent showbiz/music gigs.

There are high functioning addicts. I didn't imply that there were none, and I know it seems like bullshit when you're young and can recover from the effects of substances quickly but as you age it starts to take it's toll. Those high functioning people would be much more brilliant if they were clean. The fun ends at some point if you don't moderate yourself. Sooner for some, later for others. Just pace yourself is all. Dowse yourself in chems for all I care though, I'm doing the same thing here myself.

I get where you are coming from. I just loved doing it and I miss the feeling of getting absoulety ripped out of my head and playing video games. It made me forget about the world is all. But I suppose if I came so far (December 2nd) I should just keep going. But I don't want to turn to alcohol either. Shits hard being sober. I don't mean to sound like a loser but I hate dealing with life fam.

we can both see the light sat the end of the tunnel but can't quite get there!
See what, I genuinely just came on here to have a bit of user-banter. I fucking social media, and fancied a chat and it's nice to chat to you user.

Currently high af running a co-op stardew farm half naked with bae

running a what?
I know what the co-op is but you've lost me on the rest
whats your poison user??

Cont...
>Went home and fapped
>got hard and came easily
Seriously...?

Went out with a few buds for some beers and came home to drink some wine and more beer.

Sitting in my apartment thinking about my army buddies and how much I'd give to have the times with them back. Fuck.

Same here user, cheers!

were u an army bro for long?
where did you serve n shit?

still am. been in almost 8 years, currently at Bragg in the deuce my man.

Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!

>I hate dealing with life fam
You and the rest of us. That's why we all hang out here.

Some can't live without vidya, movie-going, reading, gambling, other normie or weird kink hobbies, etc. And some can't feel alive without repeatedly fucking with their brain chemistry. It's all the disease.

>it's all the same* disease.

I just don't know what to do. I'm not really a NEET but I come from a garbage background and have had gone through like 6 different schools throughout my time when I was in school. All of which were garbage. I had a real shit time in trying to learn when you are juggled across 2 states. Weed made me not care, it made things so much easier. I don't mean to go on about my life story but long story short it kept me from wanting to an hero

On 3 somas and 2 mg xanax this is like a once every 2 months kindof thing but in just watching bob Ross and chillin

I could kill that quarter in an hour and a half while the others were getting drunk nd eat 1 entire pizza don't know about being much help with the puzzle tho

Weed helped me with all of those feelings you mentioned too at first. Many times it felt like it was the only thing that really helped put my "problems" into perspective and made me want to go out and tackle the world. It's the only reason I got into it as much as I did. People can smoke weed infrequently and continue to be perfectly fine and healthy, but once you've turned it into a necessary tool to feel joy or to feel normal, that honeymoon phase will surely come to an end. Even with long tolerance breaks, it's never quite the same.

You should write out the pros and cons of continuing to smoke weed (or whatever) on a sheet of paper and be 100% honest with yourself. You don't need to show it to anyone. Unless you're a wealthy little bugger, the cost of the habit should be a good enough reason to try out sobriety for a while longer. Weed will always be around, too many people love that shit. It's not going anywhere.

i have a drinking problem from killing 4 people when i was 19. lit em up with a 50, six days after my 19th birthday. how do i cope, b?

Rum?

whiskey is what ive been drinking actually.

Haha stardew valley, I meant a farm in that game

Hello
Hello

That's your problem fam. Get Bacardi 151. Whiskey damn nice too.

My edibles just kicked in

Im high af

Become, the couch, my guy.
Namaste, cotton wool are the buttcheecks of chubby angels.

dude

My guinness is almost gone as well friendo.

ive heard good things about 151, i may have to give it a shot

Got off work at midnight been drinking tecate and knob creek. 6 beers and 5 shots down. I have to wake up in 3 hours to make it into work at 530. All I got is a buzz and I can't sleep. Bout to smoke a fat bowl and pass out hopefully.

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Knob creek maple btw 90 proof

Pic unrelated but it's my ex gf who I saw on a secret thread. My friend used to steal her panties to jerk off with and put them back with dried cum on them

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I'm on 3mg xanax, should I take the other 1mg? I've already had quite a bit of vodka about an hour ago but I kinda wanna swig a little more with the xannie. I do want to wake up tomorrow.

yall watch that duke game

cheers to the bleary eyed contingentz of teh Sup Forums

beats the cancer trap/fb fap threads etc

well i drank about an hour ago 6 shots fo rum, 3 of vodka and a couple of beers, and smoked 1.5g of weed

thats a lot in an hour?
are you a chef?
chefs are thirsty

Finish the vodka, sleep, and use the 1mg xanax for the wd's tomorrow. imo

I was gonna kms today

It's been done. I do have phenibut, kava, gabapentin, CBD, etc on deck, but I should save that 1mg. Hope I remember where I hide it lol

too much effort user

it's late
we should all be asleeps

please dont xanax and booze, friend died that way

It's kinda too late for that. If I can just survive the night, I'll be fine as I seriously don't ever plan to mix them again. I am pretty fucked up and trying to stay awake, but the benzo kinda nulls the drunk felling in my experience. I've only been mixing them for the last 4 days. I know for certain these aren't fake 'pressed' bars laced with RCs. It would really suck to never wake up again though. I don't hate myself so much as to try and kill myself.

wht are u taking about dude imin juoiter

Tf is generic weed

When I smoke or even eat the last thing in the world I feel like is alcohol. Cause those 2 things are good and piss is an intermediary poor mans high, if you'd even call it that. Makes you sloppy and stupid compared to content and happy. Maybe I'm wrong for all but that's how it is for me

about to do about 2mgs of suboxone

When I was a pothead I felt the same way. Getting stoned would hammer into my head the reality of how toxic and unhealthy alcohol is. I'm convinced it's legit wisdom, not just from stoned thinking but because of the literature that's out there as well. Beer sucks anyway, makes you fat real quick. Liquor is the way to go, even if it is calorie dense as well.

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I stopped drinking 2 weeks ago. Life is pretty boring but i saved 1300 so far

on 1200mg of dph

mate there are so many better options

that's subjective

Keep this thread alive Sup Forumsros. I really don't want to go back to scouring through all of the log and sissy threads.

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>give it a shot
Nice one user

Is 151 even sold in America anymore? I'd definitely buy a bottle if I could find one in my local area.