That picture captures the Canadian-American relationship perfectly
>Canada keeps acting like a faggot
>America just stands there dumbstruck at the sheer faggotry that is unfolding in front of him
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Cooper Perry
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Gavin Carter
It's not just any fucking goose, it's the Canada goose
Asher Green
Really makes you think
Connor Gray
Geese will fuck some shit up. Very territorial, I know stories of geese that have drowned people and are often used to patrol farms and protect livestock.
Adam Adams
ah the humble CANADIAN goose doing what it does best.
running away like a coward.
Jacob Bailey
Look at how confused and sad yours looks. All the time. Ours looks goofy but they're no pushovers
Michael Thompson
I love Canada but fuck geese and fuck you
Wyatt Long
kind of looks like the eagle was messing around with the goose. Even the birds know canadians are weak little shits
Lincoln Watson
Thats why we changed our animal to the Buffalo
Eagles are little faggots
Liam Gray
Rednecks wipe their asses with leaves.
Sebastian Brooks
Actually read the article, go figure the goose went to the middle of a pond. Eagle knows better, missed his shot.
Cooper Smith
I hope the two eagles froze up north
Nolan Taylor
Geese are fucking evil m8.
Jacob Green
Canadian geese are literally the perfect national animal for Canada.
> fly down to the states when the weather gets cold
> annoy the fuck out of americans and shit all over everything
> comeback when the weather is nice and eat free bread handouts
> the literal shitposters of the bird kingdom
Poop on little goose.
David Taylor
>American Eagle
Why are they calling a Bald Eagle the name of an overpriced clothing franchise?
Liam Howard
I no wat ur doin m9
Evan Nelson
Geese are some mean motherfuckers tho
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Zachary Hernandez
Notice no Australians in this thread
Joshua Long
B A S E D
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Carter Cooper
MERICA REKT
Kayden Martin
CHARGE
Hudson Martin
Woa oh oh
it's proxy night in canada eh
Chase Ross
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Matthew Stewart
I even have a batterycase. I think i have a problem. Bought a brand new gaming rig. Sit in the garage on my phone
Jordan Thomas
>Only Americans and Canadian posters
glorious
David Kelly
i have 3 of them as pets, fuckers guard the place better then any dog ever could. they are pretty chill too and will follow me around and even sit on my lap. just stay away when they have babies or you could end up getting your cock bit(don't ask)
Sebastian Martinez
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Jeremiah Morales
Nice pictures too. This one just screams "A FUCKING LEAF"
Mason Murphy
The Canadian goose kills more humans each year than any other animal in North America
Fuckers are terrifying
Justin Thomas
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Aiden Parker
There are tons of these fucking geese around my apartment complex. They are shit machines and literally drop a load every 10 minutes or so. They shit everywhere, just like a Canadian poster.
Ian Baker
Eagle is looking directly at camera
Ayden Martinez
See
Jaxson Williams
The bald eagle is just a glorified seagull. No wonder it can't fuck up a goose.
Wyatt Powell
that is a huge bald eagal
Canadian geese are the biggest assholes in existence. they will FUCK you up. i tried fighting off two blocking my car. they would not stand down no matter how much you kicked them in the face, and their bites really leave a mark.
i would rather fight off a black bear than geese; geese have way more courage and will fight to the death for no reason.
Jeremiah Morris
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Luke King
I said it must be proxy night in canadia
clean the poutine out of your ears
Luis Gomez
Somebody greentext "A FUCKING LEAF" next to the eagle and "Really makes you think,eh.." next to the goose
Robert Brooks
I kinda wanna see what would happen if I artificially bred Canadian geese for maximum aggression and size
Lincoln Bailey
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Michael Morris
thread over
Ayden Taylor
>no one do anything canadia has to say
Brody Barnes
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Luis Peterson
Kek, that is exactly how it goes with you leafs.
Nicholas Lee
They adapted over literally millions of years to catch fish, guys.
Joseph Morris
fuck canada geese
they keep shitting all over my jetty
Joshua Rodriguez
Nothing but leafs and burgers here so far. It's kinda nice.
Aiden James
GET THE FUCK OUT KEK
Joshua Clark
Fucking Sweden...
Adrian Stewart
>Ben Franklin wanted to make the turkey our national bird instead of the bald eagle
what the shit was wrong with that nigger? was it autism?
Samuel Rogers
ya, but what about the goose?
Josiah Brooks
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Charles Adams
office parking lots would be a graveyard of wage slaves
in some places you can feed those faggots. i have witnessed them attack ducks, seagull and other birds to get to food in my hand. grandville island in vancouver has this spot to feed ducks. geese literally ruin everything. if you do hand feed them they will bite you anyways as a fuck you
turtles there chilling
James Campbell
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Jackson Sullivan
take your shitting birds and shove them up your ass
Michael Cooper
They adapted to shit on your yards and honk at your children. Name a more based bird.
You can't.
Ethan Lewis
He was a Libertarian.
Carter Howard
Call Jamal over to your cuckshed and take him up your ass
Justin Adams
youtube.com
You're next, birdbrains.
Parker Murphy
Well
I know what my new project is gonna be
I'm gonna selectively breed my local geese into hyper aggressive carnivorous pack hunters
Wish me luck playing God
Leo Baker
HE DINDU NUFFIN MAN, HE WUZ A GOOD MOOSE
Blake Harris
im surprised they have internet over at your interracial breeding grounds set up by your cuck PM you goose loving fuck
Luis Sanchez
this needs to be shopped into a Birds With Arms picture
Dylan Parker
lol calm down Sven, here time for your protein shake
Lincoln Cooper
to any of the confused canadians in this thread, these two pictures clearly illustrate that the eagle was the victor. although i would like some australians to weigh in on this matter because of their expertise with emus.
Jace Fisher
0.00001/10
Tyler Thompson
>How will America ever recover?
by nuking your country
btfo
Nathan Campbell
>interracial breeding grounds
Stop projecting so hard you beta male faggot. Go rub some ointment on your prolapse
Camden Morris
>goose gets practically raped and plays dead
>waits till the eagle isnt paying attention
>slips out from under him
>runs and hides until the eagle decides its not worth the effort anymore
yeah, sounds about right.
Jace Wood
Really Swede? You have literal rape zones in your country right now.
Jordan King
>there's only one way to play a vidya
Benjamin Rogers
CANUCK STRONK
Kevin Mitchell
Oh canadia!
our home of game;
and nothing else!
Leo Turner
Canadian Geese are the actual spawn of satan
Bentley Nelson
I shoot these things every chance I get. Canadians I mean, not geese.
Carter Moore
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Cooper Butler
I've never understood why people are afraid of these little shits, one attacked my niece once, I kicked it's head and it's neck broke. Big whoop.
I imagine that how a war between the U.S. and it's snow hat would go, too.
Kevin Hill
lol lets start two wars with canada we cant win haha
oh shit we cant win
oh shit here come british reinforcements
look a fair fight.. should we fight or run? XD
lol lets abandon da white house
>America
At least then you had the physical ability to run away.
Sebastian Morgan
>lol i hurt an animal for protecting it's eggs/mate
>haha arent i tough
Literally nigger behaviour. Id expect as much form an american though.
Austin Miller
To be fair, Canada Geese are sort of the Emus of North America.
Do. Not. Fuck. With.
Best to shoot them from range with 3" 12 gauge shells, either #2 or even #1 shot. I can also attest, from personal experience, do not approach a "supposedly dead" one unless you have said 12 gauge loaded and pointed at the supposed corpse.
Lucas Smith
Nope, I put an over populated scavenger pest out of everyone's misery. Just hold tight queencuck, you're in line for the same after President Trump is done with spikville.
Blake Sullivan
Geese WILL fuck you up.
Grayson Barnes
literally just walk past them... why shoot them, they havent hurt you?
Joseph Butler
It's like watching friendly fire turn into carpet bombing.
Justin Cook
Yeah broski you single handidly solved the goose problem. Bravo. Definitely not justifying unnecessary violence towards an animal.
You're 0/2 so far m8, and judging by your country's fitness level and level of intellect you probably won't win at attempt #3.
Kayden Stewart
see
Grayson Green
You called.
Julian Davis
Excuse me, poutine humper, us Americans are only getting started with cleaning up canadias messes.
Joshua Taylor
Is that bird wearing pants?
Eli Brown
Way to buck the patriarchy, sister
Adrian Lee
>Posts anime girls
>While simultaneously calling others a faggot
wew
Xavier Myers
Looks like the Eagle fowled up.