Post your favourite things about being white

>Never had trouble finding a job because I ensured I had qualifications from a young age
>Parents live well and own their own home with other properties in their portfolio

Well, /Pol any others?

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>Mum would cook a roast chicken/pig/beef every Sunday

Goddamn, best thing about living in a white household hands down

You're ugly and you have a small dick.

Shoo shoooo! Only white countries get to post in this thread.

>I can go shooting without looking suspicious as fuck
>Mom always makes me the best fucking mutton shoulder whenever I come in to visit
>We could actually afford to live in an area with good schools
>Parents own lots of land in Montana, and we can go hunting up for a week there solely by asking

Getting to say 'Hey dad' to my father.

>my dad coaching me through college applications
>my dad refusing to give me an allowance and teaching me the value of my labor
>my dad setting me up with interviews with his business contacts when looking for a job

Stay mad niggers :)

>all this privilege

All of the Asian and Latino girls mirin how tall I am.

i dont give a flying fuck if anyone calls me some 'white' racial slurr (cracker, honkey guerro etc)

>Never had trouble finding a job because I ensured I had qualifications from a young age

I can't get a job because all the managers are immigrants who only hire based on their race, the females only hire other females, and I'm actually the minority here. All I want is to work part time to help put me through school so I can pursue a career.

The government won't give me any handouts because of the color of my skin so I won't get any help with post-secondary funds.

Just kill me.

>Be me, 20 yo
>Went to a pub on a fiday night, getting drunk as fuck
>Go home on my bike
>Can't manage to cycle in a straight line
>Crash into a parked car
>Two dindus saw it and come to me
>Claiming it was "their" car and that i owe them money
>Police car drives by (coincident)
>whatseemstobetheproblem.jpg
>Tell the police they tried to rob me
>Dindus tells the policemen about the crash
>no dmg on the car somehow
>they got arrested

Thats what you get for lying against a white man.

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Ye son it was the best

Women have always thrown themselves at my dick.....I love being white.

uh canada
you have to leave also

This. Non-rural parts of canada are fucked. Move to white parts if you're able to, otherwise we gotta get the fuck outta here.

qt South Asian girls always awkwardly hit on me

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>implying they didn't try to rob user

>No money

I'm thinking about joining the military at this point.

Any time I was treated unjustly by a PoC, my priv kicked in and the Power Structure System saved me.

PoC knives and bullets pass harmlessly through my body

Never had to give up on my dreams because I knew 7 11 would have band aids the same color as my skin

Best thing about it was that the policeman actually said:

"Yeah it's not uncommon for these kind of people to rob people in this area."

>Thanks for keeping me safe sir

topkek

b-but we're ALMOST there

>black eyebrows
"white"

Nah that'd be even worse. You'd be directly FORCED to take orders from a guy with half your IQ even if he was white. Fucking humiliating, I ain't about that and I don't respect the country enough to serve it at this point.

>dad not giving allowance
>dad is setting up my future.

Fuckin beta

YOU DA MAN

Being the race that made up the world is pretty cool.

Can't imagine what it must be like to be a nigger and be forced to resort to make up conspiracy theories (we wuz kangs) because my race didnt accomplish anything.
Can't imagine what it must be like to be so petty and worthless that hearing someone say 'nigger' will unironically upset me and ruin my day

Our women are the most attractive by a mile and our eye colors are superb

I just like that whites have a higher average IQ.

I really think this helps us be more civilized, appreciate beauty more, etc.

I'm going to end up taking orders from them anyways. I don't respect what this country has become but I don't know what to do at this point. I can't stand it. This country has been so ruined.

this, asian girls love me

I'm glad I'm not a cumskin. you lot look like bags of playdough lmao

>baltimore
>being a nigger

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Know how that feels.
STEM company 60+ employees
50 Women ~25 of who are foreign
10 men 5 of these are aged 60+
5 men in non management positions.

Found the nigger! :D

HAHAHAH

Has a racial slur ever worked on us...


This week I went to a bar with by girl it was full of little asian and mexican girls and we took them home..My GF was mad because they throw themselves at my dick and she felt like she had to have a foursome to keep me, and that I cheated....Last night I went out and took some black girl home...This week I fucked around the world.

Our science.

Why the fuck would I enjoy being white nowadays. I'm an enemy of the fucking world. Life would honestly be easier as a shitskin to get a free fucking ride.

Fuck off with your thinly veiled "hurr white privilege" thread.

Imagine muslims achieving something like this... lol, even if they could dream this big, they sorely lack the abilities to actual think it through and build it.

>mfw niggers say white people can't cook

I made some delicious popovers earlier, and I'm eating a big bowl of soup right now. Fuck niggers.

Anytime an aboriginal wrongs me, I just know deep inside that we won, this is our country now and we destroyed many cultures to be here. Nothing I despise more than apologist whites, our ancestors worked fucking hard for where we are, now we're just going to throw it away?

I love all the privilege the white patriarchy gives me, i literally whip my ass with da slave money.
I eat mainly Muslim refugees, black babies and my day to day work is being a guard in the raping tumblr feminists camps and sometimes i oversee the cotton picking farms.
I love being white.

I thought women were a minority in stem fields except medicine

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Our art.

White culture is the best culture.
There is basically no other.

REMINDER:
If you are black/asian/shitskin and you are wearing t-shirt, shirt, jeans or suits, driving a car,using computer or microscope, you are appropriating the white culture.

>TFW Native American so not white at all.

>yt ppl

Any time someone insinuates that whites can't cook, tell them to name a Michelin star rated restaurant in Africa.
>Oh wait

Science, hands down.

Knowing that stereotype insults about spices or whatever are sour grapes, like a fat girl criticizing a pretty girl's freckles

My beautiful white girl hair. All the minority girls are jealous.

What a beauty, tight user?

that's not hair that's makeup, she has no eyebrows

Also this

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I was always wandering, if we should een classify non-whites as people.

>White that burns your eyes instead of darker, more natural tones.

pic related plus he looks irish

fuckoff you dopey cunt, are you harry the nazi?

no im pretty sure its hair

ah yes, all the benefits of my whiteness
>got picked on for being the only white kid in school
>was excluded from every "Club" or activity because, guess what, they were all black or wiggers
>no more gym class, there was only basketball time
>i got to use the deep end of the pool almost entirely unrestricted
>when my family was struggling and i needed financial help, i found that the staff at my school was less than helpful, meanwhile every little nigger kid was coddled and catered to by legions of old black cunts
>then i get to go home and retreat to the internet, where im told im evil, privileged and the destroyer of the world because im white, and that im given a free pass through life for my skin color and gender
>as the single mother raising me would scream at 13 year old me because im just like all other evil men
>until she got in a lesbionic relationship with a woman who openly complained about "fucking breeders" when i actually found a qt3.14 to spend time with
Life improved when I went to college and found decent white people, though the radio still tells me to be ashamed for being a man (No fucking joke, ever listened to NPR?)

So I guess my favorite thing about being white is that sometimes you find decent white people to converse with, who will only probably be self hating.

The answer is no.

I thought whites got passed up on jobs because affirmative action?

Noice

You have experience a new level of disfunction.
Your White soul has been forged in the fire of liberal hell, a rare gift user.

I love being WHITE

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Nope, but calm down mate its the internet

Not where I am friend. I guess that's just because there is only really white people in rural Australia. The coons don't work anyway

I'm just waiting for the autists to declare it a fake made by CGI

Isn't it embarrassing that Canada has a higher population percentage of whites than America yet whites are more cucked there?

LEL

Snivelling leftist detected

This

Fuck that non white faggot

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>live in a white country
>there is no white privilege

meh

Kill yourself, kill youre family too please

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I honestly can't think of anything. I'm not advantaged over any other race.

I take drugs. But because I'm well spoken, polite and anglo white, the cops never suspect me

Also asian girls

>be seen as non-threatening so I never have to deal with police randomly asking me questions or mothers giving me the creep-eye when around their children
>automatically assumed to be smart and know how to fix any immediate problem that arises even if I have no idea wtf it is
>be seen as a naive palace dweller when I say something that could be seen as racist to the lower classes

>all
Lol, no.

Christians LOVE rapefugees

We're god chosen people, what can I add above that?

Holy shit Artyom plays Heroes of might and magic 3. My slavic heritage comes to light

HOMM 3 is very popular game here. Also lineage 2 and Elite Frontier (which got replaced by eve online). In both games you can attack and rob bystanders, an essential computer game's feature to a slav.

>new zealand
>takes drugs

thank god you wont be here to waste trump's time

No we're not, quit lying to yourself FRANCOPHONE

>no trouble finding a job
>white

Those must have been good times

White people stole that satellite from hardworking black people

C-can I post too ?

They wuz space kangs? Flying across the galaxies on dem mud-made spaceships and shiet

Severely underated.

Ability to drink milk, the white mans drink!

Come to Australia America Bro, Qualifications matter here it's not down to fill an immigrant quota

Being able to study history without having an inferiority complexe.

>Canadian frog
>white

raping a country actually means helping it.

thisneverhappened/10

>How can Yoshi even compete?

Based slavs also made the Horn of The Abyss mod for HoMM3