Sup Forums, I'm so drunk right now I'm on the edge of blacking out

Sup Forums, I'm so drunk right now I'm on the edge of blacking out.

I've been with over 200 escorts/sex workers, raped 3 women and participated in all types of degeneracy.

Ask me anything

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Ever go bareback and creampie them?

Yeah, more often than most think. BBFS is available if you're a regular, willing to spend extra or willing to lie. The farthest I've gone is actually photoshopping fake STD results to say I'm all clear to fuck a former pornstar raw. It wasn't even that good since she spent half the time going in the bathroom to do meth.

I tested a few days later and I was ACTUALLY clean, but I didn't know that then.

BBFS with streetwalkers is easiest for obvious reasons.

Just wondering, ever tried ladyboys?

> over 200
I don't believe you

how was the rape

Ever shit on escorts? Or get shitted on?

not op but i can get 20 in the same town as me without even looking past craigslist 200 isnt too unlikely

Not ladyboys. When I was in Thailand, I was with my extended family and couldn't really find the time. I have fucked trannies though. It's strange. It's VERY hit or miss. They're either really good experiences or really bad. I had one tranny who physically ripped the condom off my dick and in half and started screaming about raping her faggot tranny hole. That was an amazing orgasm for me.

I find that trannies are more likely to rob, steal and lie. Of the 200+ sex workers I've been with, like 15 have been trans, and probably 10 have tried to rob or scam me somehow.

This. It's not hard. I also travel a fair amount. I also save up and go to different places and just go on binges. I once went to upstate NY and fucked 2 escorts a day every day for two weeks. It is easy to rack up numbers.

>I had one tranny who physically ripped the condom off my dick and in half and started screaming about raping her faggot tranny hole. That was an amazing orgasm for me.

lmfao

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Only one time. I was with a famous NYC escort named Gina. I shit in her mouth. It wasn't really that hot. I don't like the smell, but thought I'd try it. I never really did it again because I didn't enjoy.

I guess you had to be there. I came buckets. She had HUGE fake tits, which is a big turn on for me. She was also castrated, which I found really fucking hot.

how many were black

How'd you know? Probably close to 1/3. I travel to the Caribbean often and so I up my # that way. When I'm in the US its a mixture, but I also go to Eastern Europe where I essentially see 100% white girls. I haven't fucked many asians. They tend to piss me off.

any recommendations for maryland ones?

Sadly no. I don't have THAT much experience in DC. There's a strip club called Showcase around there I've been to a few times. I've fucked 2 or 3 girls from that club but they weren't cheap.

The same rules apply everywhere user-kun.

Reverse search their #. Reverse search their image. Ask about them on your local escort forum.

Use a BURNER APP ON A BURNER PHONE to contact them first. Be really explicit here, get all the details. Find out whether they're a junkie, fuck raw, do anal, swallow cum, do gangbangs etc. Then FLAKE ON THEM.

Then, use your "real contact" number to contact them and make an appointment, you already know all you need to know and now have no reason to have explicit talk.

Bring cash in an envelope, place it on the table not in her hand. If it's the first time, let her dance for you first. Grind on you. LEO won't do that. Then, ask if you can kiss. LEO won't do that. Only then, move to the fucking.

As you get more experienced you can skip these steps as needed.

Remember, park far enough from the site in a crowded parking lot and bring an extra shirt.

100% success rate. Good luck.

>LEO

Law Enforcement Officer for those not in the know

Do you use sites like usasexguide or rubmaps at all?

Pretty sure the police can trace you from a Sup Forums post, just so you know

>raped 3 women
> Nobody in the thread even asks about it
talk up user, speak up

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Behind my VPN when I'm not even in my country or residence. Sure thing user, I'm shaking.

I use usasexguide quite a bit. It's not what it used to be, but still good. Rubmaps I've never liked. The massage + happy ending stuff is something I do extremely rarely.

I was surprised too. You'd think Sup Forums. would be into rape. All the stories except one are pretty lame anyhow.

I should have put in the OP I also fucked my cousin. Then maybe Sup Forums would be interested.

Okay, I'll bite - tell us about the good rape story you fucking degenerate