Confess to your sins Sup Forums

confess to your sins Sup Forums

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I want to confess to every sin i've commited and to every sin i will ever commit

I did 10 years upstate for molesting my daughter

>Be me and gf
>gf lost cat and wanted a new one
>gf also doesnt happen to be very bright
>find an older cat on craigslist for adoption, the listing says its FREE to a good home
>redflags.jpeg
>convinces me to drive us out to pick up cat
>cant find cat because its hiding/retarded
>they have other cats that are normal and saying hi to us
>moreredflags.avi
>on our way out door they find it and give it to us
>Its this skinny scared orange cat
>pisses in my car on way home
>one week of living with us it refuses to leave its hiding spots, pisses under bed and in closet
>wont eat unless no one is home
>I call guy back to return cat
>No answer
>call him again a day later
>No answer
>call animal control and say I found a cat outside
>they come take it away
>tell gf cat must have gotten outside

I'm going nowhere in life while simultaneously disappointing my entire family solely because I'm a lazy piece of shit.

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ehh

Another one

>Be living in run down old house thats divided into apartments because poor college student
>cousin of landlord lives upstairs, legit retarded
>we never make any noise or anything
>decide at beginning of semester to have a bonfire in the afternoon to meet other students and what not (5pm - 8pm, beer only and brats)
>invite retarded upstairs neighbor and his gf
>he never responds
>45 minutes into bonfire police are called, upstairs neighbor reported us
>police say even though we arent violating the law they recommend we disperse since we are upsetting the neighbor
>4 hours later go over to retards minivan
>open gas latch and unload a liter of piss into gas tank
>laugh because autist
>two days later the minivan has been sold

>Be in middle school, 8th grade
>never had girlfriend or anything despite being decent in looks and somewhat popular (No self esteem yet)
>out of no where this pretty girl asks me to annual dance (middle school prom basically)
>Get super excited, stomach is butterflies
>get a nice shirt and pants, suitcoat
>parents help me pick out wrist corsage
>parents drop me off at school for dance
>meet up with girl who is hanging out with her friends
>"user I only asked you to the dance as a joke lol"
>Go outside back of school and sit in silence for a couple hours
>parents come pick me up
>lie and tell them I had a good time.

congrats, your piss will now be at the crime scene that the new owner has commited

piss doesnt really contain enough dna to be usefull in most cases, let alone when its mixed with a bunch of gasoline.

thats not a sin, the revenge would be a sin

revenge was puberty hit full swing a couple months later and I became a 10/10 guy in highschool. Had top tier gfs for the next 4 years.

>get high functioning autist to sniff everyones piss
>autist sniffs your piss
>autist calls you out
>go to jail wrongfully
>now must sniff daddys piss

damn

ehh, still not a sin

girls are fucking ruthless between 13 and 17

Again, kinda weird, but not actually a sin.

I am transgender and want to kill myself because of but, I am too pussy to do what must be done and off myself

kys and you will be forgiven my faggot

I busted in my mothers mouth when she was sleeping

I masturbated to my gran.

was it a old picture, or a recent one

Neither, I was watching her finger herself.

how old is she and was she aware

She was 67 at the time, and as far as I'm aware she doesn't know I did it.

Story?

your forgiven you sick little man

>be me
>born
>13 Years Later
>babyfaced as hell
>3 Years Later (16 years old)
>grew out of 13 y/o babyface
>guys hit on me
>be a cunt and lead some of them on just to shut them down later
>2 Years Later (18 y/o now)
>I look the exact same and guys still hit on me.
>Pretty much the curly headed kid from stranger things only if he had teeth and was more babyfaced.
>fml.mp3

how I’m built must be a sin against humanity.
what do?

Will explain stories of guys hitting on me in detail if you guys want it.

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omg i completely missed that, do tell

are you gay

straight as an arrow

I once cut a stirofoam block in a circular shape, decorated it as a bday cake and put it in front of my friend on his bday. Hes a Portal fan, so...

not a sin, you did a good user

umm, kay

>He is author of this....?

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Not good at greentext tho, but i'll try
>be me
>dad left when i was 10
>only me, my mother and my sister at home
>mom is heavy sleepper, you can blow a firecracker next to her and she still wont wake up
>sister was asleep
>went to my mother room to ask her something, saw she's asleep
>i was pretty horny
>knew she is heavy sleeper so i said "fuck it"
>put my cock in her mouth, got immidiatley erect
>i feared she might wake up from the feeling
>thrusted in her mouth for 3 minutes
>i was about to bust because it got me rock hard
>cummed thick load straight in her mouth
>she didnt feel a thing
>went back to my room like nothing happend
>later morning she acted like nothing happend, but was pretty wierd
>mfw i bet she knows how sperm feels
>mfw im the only male at the house capable of ejecting

hey mods can we ip ban this, thanks

thats fucking gnarly, how did you get away

>>dad left when i was 10
>incest

>mfw i'm not sure if you're a nigger or a hillbilly

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I wonder that to this day, because im pretty sure i creampied her mouth

Im euro

I've once worn both cotton and synthetic fabrics at the same time

discord gg/uKM4w2q
I have AIDS

and?

Doing too much cocaine, ketamine and other stuff. I just don't like being sober, but I know it's bad for me.

it's a sin, read your bible (deuteronomy 22:11-12)

Christ, the bible really is fucked up

Narrows it down, but sorry, now I'm not sure if you're a nigger or an arab.

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I had sex with my wife in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation.

>fast forward 6 years later i 3d printed pic related

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a hero is you

Been in love with a cousin for about 4 years
Met a cute girl a few days ago though, we get along really well so maybe it'll be over soon