When is it okay to have sex with a horse?

When is it okay to have sex with a horse?

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When you are a horse.

never. i hope you get tapeworms in your dick

When no bucket is required

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After you blow it.

Anytime. It's not like they'll feel more than a slight tickle back there. Just take care of it too.

when you're white

When the horse says nay

Jrhnbr baby

jesus christ did you knock the thing out with a roofie or some shit

A horse or a mare, faggot?

On Tuesdays.

Only in the mornings, before breakfast.

Fpbp

they want the dick every 21 days but usually not during winter

When you are suicidal

why is it on its back on the ground

When you HAVE a horse.

Here I fixed it for you.

When you have a condom on.

but she can't get preggers

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But you can get worms in your cock.

do you have some kind of worm fetish, you're not going to get worms

When nobody's looking

also Czech'd your dubs

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wheres the report button dammit

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If it's your horse, yes.
I do with mine.