WITH KARATE I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

WITH KARATE I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

FROM HERE TO TIAN-AN-MEN SQUARE

OH-H YEAH MOTHERFUCKER, I'M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE DERRIERRE

yEAAaaheeEEAAAAH

YA BROKE THE RULES! NOW I'LL PULL OUT ALL YOUR PUBIC HAAAAAAAAIR

YOU MOTHERFUCKER...

YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

I LOVE YOU BABY BUT ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS

WE ARE THE D, WE ARE THE D, WE ARE THE D, WE ARE THE D!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDERBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Tenacious D are unironically great

Cock pushups?

There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice!

YOU PIECE OF SHIT
FUCKIN COCKAYYYASSS

WE’LL LEAD AS TWO KINGS

Jack needs to lose weight.

Dave Grohl as the devil in the movie was sick

FUCK.
FUCK.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Third decree: no more... rich people... and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that

WE'LLLLL LEAD AS TWOO KKIIIINNGSS

You're out of the band

did you see their jazz ep lol

YOUR BUTTCHEEKS IS WARM

THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME
FROM DECLINING A ROCK-OFF CHALLENGE

How 'bout are you willin' to make the commitment, waking up, going okay, it's gig time, what t-shirt am I gonna wear? Can't decide.. Can't decide.. Brain aneurysm!

FRIENDS WILL BE FRIENDS WE'RE RUNNING NAKED IN THE SAND

I BEELEEV IN GOAD

LONG ASS FUCKING TIME AGO

It's like Ween but even more shitposty.

HE IS GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS

A FUNKY GROOVE TO FUCK TO

A FUNKY GROOVE TO FUUUUUUCKKK TOOOOOO

When i was 12 i was in hospital almost dying because of kidney and liver failure .
Mum bought me this on dvd, cant even remember how many times i rewatched it.
They pulled me threw that shit with all those lols
thanks mum thanks tenacious d

THEY MUST PAAAAY THE REEEEEEENT