What's your excuse for not having a girlfriend?

What's your excuse for not having a girlfriend?

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My wife would kill me.

My sister said no..

I'm disabled

Just enable

Homeless and jobless

I'm ugly

I have one. But they are more trouble than they are worth.

I'm an older user and had plenty of hot pussy in my youth and I no longer feel like putting up with anyone's bullshit so I just do what I want and jerk off now

kek

I have a girlfriend, and a wife. I don't reccomend either.

Well, this man is ugly but he have a gf.

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Intimate with other people scares the fuck out of me.

Me too bud, know how ya feel

depression and crippling social anxiety
my social anxiety is so bad, that i literally rejected a 9/10 girl who i had a crush on in school because i couldnt deal with the situation

I genuinely enjoy being single right now and don't want to dedicate my time to another person.

Well you wouldn't have a soc. anx. with a 9/10 gf. You make no sense.

Same. I was a fucking powerhouse at 21. Now I'm 41 and tired of the bullshit.

Partially disabled fat ugly recluse with no money or transportation. Basically just waiting to die.

well I just got out of one a week ago and I'm not quite ready to get back into one, but I guess that's not really an excuse

I do , but she’s fucking crazy

Excuses are easy to make. Do something about your life.

Way to lazy. A girlfriend is alot of work

I have toe nail fungus and I got really fat over the last two years. I have uncontrollable gas and I chipped my front tooth on my windowsill, it was a long summer but I'm better for it

I'm 28 and have fucked over 70 prostitutes...but never dated or had a girlfriend before. I'm autistic which is part of the problem as I can't form connections with people

Where does this pic come from

I lost respect for myself that I have been slowly starting to build up

how does it not make sense?
I just literally said I rejected her, so I never had a 9/10 gf.
but still i think you're confused

I'm too lazy to care for someone.

>boring
>annoying
>fat
>depressed
>shy
>quiet
>ugly

That and I don't think the whole relationship thing is for me. I never really tried to even ask a girl out. I never had sex nor have I kissed a girl/received a kiss from a girl before. I never really cared for it. I can't be sure that I will remain single for the rest of my life, but as of now, I'm really not interested in a relationship.

Ok I'll magic my nervous system to repair itself and make money materialize from thin air.

just hit the gym brah :'D

You rejected her and you have an soc. anx. If you didn't rejected her you wouldn't have a soc. anx. Fagot.

welp.. you obv have no idea how this works

You silly nigger.

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What a stupid sentiment.

But it's pretty obvious. It's like a wounded man rejects a medical care and then yelling that it hurts. You make no sense.

I think it would be a waste of time and my spaggethi would make it possible to last more than 2 weeks before she realizes i'm retarded

if you need to go with stupid comparisons..
it's like telling someone who just broke both legs to walk to the next hospital to recieve the care, which he obv cant.

>Hardcore MGTOW.
>Genetic problems and I believe in microchimerism so no way ill risk having offspring.

Sure he can. There's a situations when a wounded man in war with a guts in his arms walks for miles for help. It only depends if you really want to fight or you just want to give up. Yeah, it's fucking hard to change the chemical structure of your brain with a pure power of will, but that's something that has been done in the past many times.

My addiction

yea whatever some people online will just mindlessly contradict every point someone makes

rumor went around that i raped the school dean and all the bitches are scared of my sheer power

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice joke

The dumb cunt left me because she was to scared to start her life with me. She didn't put her all into to this where as I was going to give up Every thing to be with her. She fucked me up with the words she said. I thought she actually loved me. That she would wait for me and not fuck my two closest friends from highschool. The dumb whore. I still love her after all she has done. I gave her everything and she did all of this fuck her. I'm gonna drink and play moster Hunter

Because humans are disgusting selfish beings and doesn't need love from me

This, although she did say if I ever get to the point where money isn't a concern then I can have a side ho as long as she doesn't hear about it.

Yeah man, from what I see, you are the one who contradict every point someone makes. You just refuse to change. And because of that, there's a slim chance that something will change by itself.

don't socialize with any girls other than my best friend who i just don't look at like that

All those fucking excuses, i am fat ugly 24yo guy with completely shit job and mental issues, oh and a dropout too, and there is a absolutely gorgeous smart woman loving me, dont ask me why, she does

so man the fuck up and stop making excuses

4,500 Hours on Oldschool Runescape

hey dude
some people can't build a life worth a shit, they're too fucking afraid to make their lives better cause they're too damn busy with being a piece of shit

just be strong and try

These.

whore wife took the kids

I just cba talking with someone like you, its very awkward.. you don't know any facts and try to contradict me which in the end comes out as very cringy. you're probably reflecting your own problems on my case in some way. also my last post was a "bye"
so.. bye.

gay

Well if your last post was a "bye", why are you replying me again? As I said, you make no sense.

Because I am creepy as shit.

But I do have one, user

AvPD, and the only girls I have any shared interest with may or may not have other blokes in their lives whom they're "with," so the uncertainty is what's stopping me from pursuing them.

Sorry user I'm going to just play the field and fuck as many girls as I can. I hope to leave the feeling used and slutty cause all women are whores if the purest being in my life can fuck me over like that than fuck the rest of them they do not deserve anything more than the nut they give me. I'm a solid 7/10 would be an 8 if I was a bit more tone but I've got a solid dick so I'm gonna shoot for the 1000s hopefully I can make these women feel like shit

>slowly
hooooo

i have no personality and little patience. I'm out of shape and currently unemployed but when I do work I'm a truck driver so I don't really have the opportunity for a social life anyway.

Dunno what I'm really supposed to do so I just let the river of time sweep me forward.

Ok OP...

This is coming from someone who's already had sex once...

It's not worth it. Besides the idea of a relationship sex itself is not worth the effort. Exciting of course but in the end you can't even reach climax. It's better to just masturbate to pornography several hours a day.

Relationships are not worth it. I personally can't understand emotions so I don't actually care about that aspect... Other than sex, there's no point in having a relationship with someone else.

So my advice to you and anyone else reading this is this.... DO NOT GET A PARTNER.

THE END

I'm literally unlovable. I'm not even ugly. I'm not fat. I'm not short. Just unlovable.

because i smell like poo

this is a correct post

sensible user

you could kill yourself

My conversation skills suck ass.
Whenever I think of how I'd make small talk, I also think about how I don't give a shit what the girl's response would be, so I just don't bother.

I have two of them right now.

I really just dislike most people.

i dont have one
im an unwanted fat white piece of human waste and i hate myself more than you could imagine
how i havent offed myself yet is mind boggling, Women dont touch me with a 10 foot pole
i wish i was born a woman so i could be a lesbian. straight women are literally hell spawn
they arent human
MAKE IT ALL STOP PLEASE

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Can't trust them. They're all whores, who will cheat lie and steal. They're like undisciplined spoiled children.

Sauce

Having lived with my ex girlfriend at a young age really turned me off of most girls nonsense. I have little to no patience for any of their shit.

underrated post

I dumped mine to pursue my dreams. I couldn't put enough time into the relationship to keep her happy and pursue my dreams at the same time.
I miss her, but I know I did the right thing.

i just left one but i got this other but she ghosted the fuck out of me

typically i would think yeah whatever ur a fucked up bitch (she is, shes retarded) and move on but because shes so retarded a part of me wonders if inside her head we are still together, which is fine with me

Are you being an enabler?

ugly

I have a boyfriend

Cos me and my sexual partner are both terrified of intimacy so pretend to not care about each other exept when were together

tits pls or get the fuck out.

Girls now days are hoes, may as well let off some steam with a hooker or some random slut and carry on with your life without the weight of a girlfriend holding you down.

I'm literally autistic.

She died

i like boi and girl pusi

Been trying since middle school. Got rejected every time. Stopped trying and focusing on self now. At this point, either it'll happen or it won't.

Because I genuinely don't like romantic relationships. Not from a 'oooh I'm so bitter' perspective, they just grind my gears. And I don't like someone hogging my duvet when I'm sleeping.

explain

She didn't want to leave her current boyfriend for me so we just fucked but Sup Forums I still love her but we haven't talked in a month almost what should I do????

Well you can always buy gf on runescape so you got that going

>there is a absolutely gorgeous smart woman
That is entirely subjective. For all we know she a fat redneck and you've just succumbed to Stokholm's syndrome.

Thats a very childish approach user
Sure you can fuck countless women to forget her but your goal shouldnt be to make them feel like shit just because you got hurt once

what about the lonliness tho

yea and tons of money

How do you mean? I'm always less lonely when I'm single than when I've got a girlfriend because I tend to only do shit with her.

hey fatties, all you need to do if you wanna get skinny is go on a walk every once a couple days and eat less meat and sugar youll drop fat but muscle too so be careful.