So what is wrong with me, Sup Forums?
I'm 43 with two-count-em-two graduate degrees, a winning personality, and a good sense of humor. I keep my body in shape with yoga (see photo), which I also teach, yet my dating life is awful, and I've been reduced to seeking in vitro donors so I can have a baby before I'm too old.
I've been told this site gives, ahem, unvarnished opinions, and can be cruel, but I figure tough love is better than none. Maybe I'll learn something. Cheers, Rachel
Me as Slave Leia two years ago, which I'm told will earn me points on this site. :-)
I mean you could be just a bit too picky.
stop doing yoga, nobody likes that kind of old women
Two graduate degrees, and you're a yoga teacher? How much do you make a year?
You are gorgeous honey, just keep your chin up :) you'll find love eventually.
You probably have standards that are either way too high or unreasonable at your age. If you honestly want to meet a guy that's worth half a shit at your age, pick up a new "guy-like" hobby, like an old bar-arcade, or like take up fishing, or sonething dude-ish. You'll meet a lot of cringey tards, but eventually you'll find a decent guy with a killer personality that might make you fall for him like you would with a good dog. Idk.
Picky? Not really. I've put myself out there. Joined dating sites, etc.
True, I don't earn a huge salary. Yoga teacher money is pretty lousy, especially where I am.
you try way to hard, it makes you come off as really psycho to men in your age group who've already been through multiple divorces. Idk what you're end goal is in life but people don't like uppity bitches in general romance or not.
Your tits are too small, your face is below average, and you have an inflated estimation of your "winning personality."
Tits or gtfo
Now, I gave my advice, the least this board expects is for you to show us your glorious bewbs. I'm into older women myself, and if I wasn't in a situation, I'd hit you up myself. Idc if you were 15 years older than me.
Well, as far as my breasts are concerned, I've heard "more than a handful is a waste," so....
Okay and yes, I have been told I can be shrill at times. Hmmm. Food for thought.
can you show us the back side more? for judgment purposes....
You are hot.
Me: 44 years old, self employed, still single, want a family. Where do you live?
Shame you’re not UK....look dam fine to me...
Don't listen to that faggot. I actually really want to see your breasts. They look rad.
As requested. Not my best angle.
gotta be careful cause at fifty thats when good looks start to fade
What the fuck is this a serious post, just show us your fucking tots and pussy
who do you get to take all these pictures? If it's some guy you've cuckolded into being your best 'guy friend' that's probably the root of your problems.
how old was the youngest guy youve dated?
Haha to the person who asked, I live in British Columbia. Don't think I should get more specific on here.
Lovely bum,firm thighs.....hhnnnngggg!
i wanna see you with less clothing
From an aesthetic standpoint you don’t have a hour glass figure, breaths are too small and skin and muscle tone leans on manly.
Also holding your degrees up on pedastels probably makes you condescending to deal with guys who you might be trying to hard to impress which turns them off.
Immersing yourself in literature, film, anime or video games (for example) and using THAT as a jumping off point to getting into a relationship with another man might be what you need.
Ok I think I figured out "clicking on the number." A girlfriend took these photos. Not a guy. Though I definitely have had men in my "friend zone."
Fabulous figure...awesome bum!
I guess 15, but I was 15 too.
i was gonna type some advice but i really got none when i thought what i would want out of a woman when im around your age cause im only a 19 year old man
You've two-count-em-two graduate degrees, and you're a yoga teacher. You choose poorly twice and think it's impressive.
You're not too bad looking so keep at it and you'll find someone eventually.
Now tits in return for advice
I am definitely immersed in film and literature (english major in college)... and I've never been accused of having an hourglass figure. I wish!
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you're too old for kids already theyll all get down's syndrome
I think this is bait or someone's got dumped and putting his exes photos on. OP If I am wrong. And this is not bait, please timestamp in the normal manner. Thanks
Thank you!
Your looks are okay for 43. You don't look younger than your age, but your body is okay.
You have two graduate degrees and you work as a yoga teacher. This tells me you don't have your shit together very well. Your degrees are probably in useless fields and you're looking for a guy to support you. That's mistake one.
>a winning personality, and a good sense of humor.
People are notoriously bad at self-judgment. Your personality is probably a lot shittier than you make it out to be. That's mistake two.
>my dating life is awful, and I've been reduced to seeking in vitro donors so I can have a baby before I'm too old.
This right here reeks of desperation, and I'm betting you come off this way to most of the guys you date. That's mistake three.
Now you have a difficult choice to make. Frankly you're already way too old to be having a kid. You don't want to here that but it's the truth. Also, having a kid certainly isn't going to help your dating prospects, especially a 43 year old single mother with a newborn.
If you have a kid, you're never going to find a guy, period. If you want a boyfriend or a husband, give up on the idea of kids, or marry a guy that already has them.
I’m the one guy who asked. And I’m just outside Seattle, so not far away.
A woman my age who posts on 4 Chan and is awake at 3am is very interesting to me.
I make laser light show equipment for a living.
What else can I tell you about myself?
You're clearly new here. You post your tits with a timestamp, and we give you whatever you're looking for. Fail to provide that, and you're just a whiny bitch. Tits or gtfo.
Turns out if you reject everyone who flirts with you, you end up alone.
Who could have predicted such a thing?
mandalay bay shooter!!!
I'll do another Slave Leia, but I'm not posting nudes. That's actually the rules?
yes
rules state tits or gtfo
Have you ever been married, Rachel?
Yeah! Tots and pissy!
seconded
who names all pf their pics with the first letter of their name plus a number ? --> no one
only a guy collecting pictures of somebody else would name them that way
also, way of speaking resembles way too much that of a dude trying to speak woman-like, it's almost cringy ...
I really don't reject everyone who flirts with me.
Lol. (That’s me in the photo. And it is a casino, but in Macau, not Vegas.)
LMAO
Yes. Divorced after one year.
Sorry about the skins tones and muscles, the pic you first posted inaccurately showed your figure; after seeing the additional posts your very attractive coming from a 22m Caucasian : - /
On the topic of interest using google hangouts can be a great way to test the water of lit or film clubs and see if those types of people are the ones you want to spend the rest of your life with.
And invariably trying to use your relationship to fix your life or run away from problems will only make it worst.
The rules are on 4 chan that if you are a woman and post you must post tits with them. However the rule was made to stop sluts from creating threads and attention-whoring. You seem to be neutral.
Yup this is phony like a three dollar bill.
No dated pic = 0% chance this is real
You gave your ex-husband VD
Hell yes they're the rules around here. Hell yes you're posting nudes. Failing to do so constitutes as sufficient proof that you're just some fat loser trying to pretend to be some woman by using her pics and wasting our time. Post tits (you don't have to post face) with a timestamp, or bugger off.
Do you have a kik? I'll swap usernames with you.
im 46, you seem hot enuff but likely are annoying, i can instantly tell by the way you wrote 'two-count-em-two graduate degrees', i suspect you are not very relaxed and are too intense.
>so I can have a baby before I'm too old
>before I'm too old
Lady, you ARE too old.
If you try to have a kid, it will be retarded
Hardly.
You just said something stupid about yourself. That you have a winnin personality. Anyone who says shit like that about themselves is a fucking retard.
Also.
Bait.
/thread
Then bugger off I shall...
No wait a minute you're actually the ex-husband LARPing as her kek
Stop hitting the sauce and doing subtle PA threads motherfucker
here you go
no idea what that is
Wait post a kik first or exchange one with me
dude just pure cringe
It's an app where you can send messages
I can certainly be intense. But I'm pretty relaxed.
On the remote chance this isn't a LARP... as a 40-ish physician that is engaged to be married, most of the women I have dated in the past ~10 years are far too liberal, mistook feminism for permission to man-hate and lecture on "male privilege," and ultimately spend too much time staring at their phone like a zombie.
Have you considered becoming a prostitute?
>Do you have a kik? I'll swap usernames with you.
Yes but I don’t want to get spammed in this group.
Email me at [email protected]. Yeah, that’s my spam filter account. From there I can give you my Kik.
TIMESTAMP CUNT
Awesome. Thanks for wasting our time, you whiny, egotistical, lonely, shriveled eggs, desperate, totally-not-actually-the-person-in-the-pic, tard. You came here knowing how cruel and blunt we are, so if you expected our services, be prepared to pay our consuoting fees. /thread
where was this data collected, the Middle East?
For reference, see attached pic
No idea what LARP means, but I'm definitely liberal and a feminist. But I do NOT lecture on "male privilege," and find the concept silly.
Lol once you get to be my age you stop giving a shit. Cringing is for people who care what others think.
Reveal that hot ass body baby. You’ve worked hard to keep it hard. U should show it off!
You look fine in all your shots...don’t give up! Shame you aren’t in UK me in BC....
This pic explains the rules. Its mostly to prevent guys from pretending their girls and fucking with us... plus we like to see tits.
I once danced on amateur night in a Vancouver strip club. Does that count? :-)
2% = all to you?
Timestamp is required to prove validity of thread, further proof may be required in the form of tits. Do so or get Doxxed
u cared enuff to reply, shes out of your league, all hot women r
Go for it buddy
get real.
35 yo married male here:
You look great, nothing wrong your looks.
Provided it is really you (let’s pretend it is?):
What kind of man are you looking for?
Older/younger?
Looks?
Career type?
Where do you usuallly hang out ?
Often i see women like you who do most things right, take good care of themselves but just don’t go to the right places to meet people or project a personality that seem too strong
Sneaky jewess?
Lol no.
This is actually hysterical. Women actually do this on here?
fight me
Until you put a price tag on your pussy nothing counts
thats why we prefer younger women, get a cat
Lurk more faggot
>Implying women come here all the time
One of the issues I noticed is you don’t paint your finger or toe nails. This is a signal that you’re not concerned about your appearance and probably a raging feminist.
Yes, actually, they do. Some even go on to be queens around here and win all our respect. Pay your dues, receive our critique, move on. That simple. We're waiting.