/Auspol/ - Collectivist media edition

youtube.com/watch?v=Dqtkckl6s5Y
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Debates:
>QandA debate
abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s4445605.htm
>Regional leaders debate
iview.abc.net.au/programs/australia-votes-regional-leaders-debate/NS1633H001S00
>Leaders debate 2 (Starts about 50mins in)
kikebook.com/abcnews.au/videos/10155138096674988/

Election:
>Refugees btfo
abc.net.au/news/2016-05-18/election-2016-peter-dutton-comments-illiterate-refugees/7425642
>Gooks btfo
au.finance.yahoo.com/news/australian-banks-are-clamping-down-on-foreign-buying-of-homes-034057214.html?cmp=fb
>Taxpayers btfo
baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/come-on-a-proper-kiss-when-bill-met-margo-20160517-goxba1.html
>Neets btfo
theconversation.com/will-the-internships-program-help-young-people-get-jobs-58397
>Children btfo
safeschoolshub.edu.au/safe-schools-coalition-australia-resources
>Politicians btfo
huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/05/23/how-pauline-hanson-could-easily-win-a-senate-seat/
>Australia btfo
baka.com.au/national/chinese-billionaire-funding-our-mps-20090703-d7s9.html

Parties:

Major:
The coalition
Labor

Legends:
Katters Australian
Family first
One nation

Minor:
Jaquie Lambie network
Nick Xenophon team
Glenn Lazarus team
Rise up
Australia first

I haz the autism:
Greens
Liberal democrats

Single Issue:
Shooters & fishers
Motoring enthusiasts

All other parties are irrelevant and you should feel bad for thinking otherwise.

Sup Forums voting method:
Favorite memes > minors and independants > majors > unfunny memes > green.

House of reps: You have to preference all parties.
Senate: You may preference 1 choice above the line or 6. You must preference 12 or more if voting below the line.

The deadline for voter registration has passed.

TAKE A PEN WITH YOU TO VOTE.

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poll-maker.com/poll713630x81394525-29
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abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/hack-tuesday/7469116
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

PSA:
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Examples of legend status:
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Examples of autism:
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Examples of banter:
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Tell me Aussies, why does he wear the hat?

Keep the sun off the face m8

I watched that yesterday. Great film 2bh.

Vote in these polls:

poll-maker.com/poll713630x81394525-29
poll-maker.com/poll713631x30Dd92bd-29

Fukn oath m8, check out some All Aussie Adventures if you're keen for a top laugh.

fucking hell I should start watching politics some more haha

Reminder to put Liberals on the bottom of your Senate vote. No matter how you vote, ignorant plebs will still vote for Labor, so you need a last resort vote to keep Labor out.

what kind of shitpost is this

>implying

Voted

Nominations for the House of Reps ans Senate end tomorrow at midday. The complete list of candidates should be available to the public shortly thereafter.

Yew ty ty

My mistake, it's Thursday that the noms close.

Where the fuck is ALA?

> The Australian Electoral Commission yesterday referred donations, made by Liberal Democratic South Australian Senate candidate Roostam Sadri, to the Australian Federal Police for investigation, Crikey can reveal.

> Fairfax reported yesterday that the AEC was “reviewing” allegations about a written agreement between Sadri and the Liberal Democratic Party for the property developer to donate $500,000 to the party in exchange for the lead Senate spot on the LDP’s ticket in South Australia.

> According to Fairfax, Sadri promised to pay $500,000 to the Liberal Democratic Party in exchange for listing Sadri “at the top of the Liberal Democrat’s column on the [State to be specified] Senate ballot paper”. Ultimately, Sadri settled on his home state of South Australia.

> A source close to the matter told Crikey yesterday that the AEC had provided a brief to the Australian Federal Police yesterday afternoon, with the source stating the AEC’s view that it was an “open and shut case” of breaching the Commonwealth Electoral Act. The case appears to breach section 326 of the act — the section regarding bribery — and would be grounds to void Sadri’s election, were he to be elected.

I'm still gonna vote for LDP.

At your local synagogue

I missed qanda bingo yesterday, how was it cunts?

Well judging by their policies they would be there, but burning it down

did anyone hear the JJJ Hack story on the major partys trying to use " dank memes" to reach out to the youth today?

kek

abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/hack-tuesday/7469116

make sense since we are a nation full of young people

more so I should say a day of a new age

Fuck hack can be so based and so shit at the same time

Fucking hippy cunts

listening to it now. That autistic youtuber is on it. spewin

it is properly cringe worthy.

" we can identify with the youth and ignore everything they say if we use memes"

they have to find some other way to indoctrinate

I'd also suggest fast forward and full frontal. Some whore has a whoreshow with the same name in the US so obviously not that one.

Post yfw labor wins

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if i'm stuck in a leftist shithole at least give me lower taxes and more guns