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TRUMPS BIRTHDAY JUNE 14TH
>@Trumps_Birthday
>[email protected]

>Delegates Trump: 1,239
(Hit the needed 1237 on May 26th)

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES
>Trump in Redding, CA 6/3/16
youtube.com/watch?v=GSjLHsiP9mo
>Trump in San Jose, CA 6/2/16
youtube.com/watch?v=wUKBq7LrkfI
>Recent Protests Vids
pastebin.com/MjifkR2e
twitter.com/Timcast/status/738561162980134913
>Trump in Sacramento, CA 6/1/16
youtube.com/watch?v=L2gX79_mlsA

INTERVIEWS
>Donald Trump on O'Reilly Factor 6/6/16
youtu.be/CRepSzkj7FU
>Katrina Pierson on Kelly Files 6/6/16
youtube.com/watch?v=n3rbhQzdr6w
>Trump on Fox & Friends 6/6/16
youtu.be/cDa8tK01_SY
>Katrina on MSNBC 6/5/16
youtube.com/watch?v=_2MTODyrNuw
>Trump on Judge Jeanine 6/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=IB5snvGxoL8
>Sheriff Clarke on violent anti-Trump protests
youtube.com/watch?v=nLQT9q5-kQA

ENTERTAINMENT
>Donald Trump Bad Street USA!
youtube.com/watch?v=lWZrGfsk8Gk
>Barbaric Anti Trump Protesters Montage
youtube.com/watch?v=J7yyr-6_l4c
>Trump is Right about Mexico
youtube.com/watch?v=PhtGSV0l4pA
>Nuestro Amigo - Latinos for Trump
cbsnews.com/live/video/nuestro-amigo-latinos-for-trump/
>immigration, world poverty and gumballs
youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE
>Molyneux on Leftist Terrorism
youtube.com/watch?v=_3yAulC10qI
>Donald Trump 2016
youtu.be/XuIMdo77o8g

TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST:
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
open.spotify.com/user/washingtonpostpolitics/playlist/0RGDi11O4gfXuJNjZxSp29

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=GSjLHsiP9mo
twitter.com/AnonBabble

The shitpostingmeister strikes again

To the bro who wanted the Bernie-Hillary crossover meme

It's almost 4:30 in the morning here. Of course we're low-energy.

Oh shit...

Its 1:30 AM here and my internet connection went to shit.

Hat please?

How are you gonna make your country great again if you can't even make a new thread?

>falling back onto a Strayan

SEIG HEIL

GAS THE SHILLS

MEME WAR NOW

>all these qt pa2t trump grills
>they all live in fucking california or otherwise not near me

Haha!

When I hear he say for Clinton, I was scare, but know I see that he is hilarious!

Go Trump!

AWOOvement

I don't OP.

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I love the awoos. Been waiting for another one before going to sleep.

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ohhhhh moshi moshi desu ne~

Make Beacon Great Again!

AWOO

Drumpf got stumped
Racisssssst fool

This fucking guy is Goebbels reincarnated, I believe it more and more the more I see him

More importantly, how hard is it to smuggle a wombat into the US? Ive always wanted one.

burger reporting in
Pacific wall now

Scotty has gone nuclear since San Jose.

Absolutely based

If that's the case Trump can't lose.

Presumably very hard, since it's an endangered, protected animal, meaning having them is very illegal.

I both have The Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf tho. You're the racist for invoking racism.

>So I should stop writing about you?
B A S E D

>tfw I got drunk at a party supporting Trump
>was handling it expertly
>get too drunk
>end up talking about Hitler and history being written by the victors
>come out as Nazi sympathizer
>d-did I do good?

Did you won?

Speaking of birthdays!

Like you shouldn't copy great speaker and take heed of their teachings. No matter what they supported.

Would sound just as stupid as "We can't allow that racist 100% fool proof cancer medicine to come to market. The guy who created it hates blacks! We need to ban it and everything derived from it!"

Is the user that wanted another serious-like drawing of Kek here? I made it and will post it to you when you respond to me.

no, they are endangered

I must be tired.

For a second, I thought that read "Hitler kept a book of Trump's speeches by his bed."

youtube.com/watch?v=GSjLHsiP9mo
lol i love the musik when he lands
wagner?

>In Trump's america you give the burritos gas

It actually went very well, yeah, people started siding with me that the history of Nazi Germany was probably largely propaganda, and it probably didn't go down the way we were all taught

On the Trump issues, ofc I pwnt

All in all it went pretty well actually, was a good conversation, I was talking to like 4 people at once

Where is the problem

I'm down for some retroactive meme magic

Hey man, once you mention it, people will inevitably start thinking about it, perhaps they start thinking like you.

Just saw this shit on Sup Forums.
Is this a new meme I missed out on?

Drumpf supporters BTFO.

Not yet.

This timeline is pretty good. I want to see how this one plays out.

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Been lurkin around after coming back from ontology, has the God Emperor made massive strides or is it the calming before the storm?
Also, did the Buttbern get btfo'd yet?

Checked. Alright, if Kek wills it, then so it shall be.

Donald, Heidi and I have been talking and we think its for the best if you just hand over the delegates...say....this Wednesday?

>Ted honey I think maybe we....

HEIDI ENOUGH.
>holds the Bible high
THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE TRUE CONSERVATIVE AND I AM TELLIN' YOU IT AIN'T GONNA BE DONALD!
>puts it down

I am always careful about who I drink with for this very reason.

I don't feel too good H-Hill...

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That's actually true. Hitler did keep a book of Trump's speeches by his bed.

Oh shit Hitlerdubben confirm

HODOR

Glorious dubs of Kek! Since the user that wanted this picture isn't around, I'll just use it here.

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HAHAHA!!! Your soul is mine now Bill!!

>implying he had a soul to steal

Yoko?

Why is Trump not hitting Shillary on her "War with russia in Syria to protect ISIS" possition?

It's insane, it absolutely defies every explanation.

Too bad he doesn't have a Twitter. Think he knows a bunch of people call him goebbels?

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Trump barely has to do anything honestly, as she is basically killing herself this election.

If he says it right now, it will probably fall only on the Trump supporters, he needs to say it in a scenario where everyone, his and her supporters and undecided voters will hear it, probably at a debate.

I'm out of the closet at this point. Of course, I'm a farmer so it doesn't affect me financially but even so, it feels good not to pretend.

It would be a terrible shame if he dies before he could be fully exposed and punished.

What is going on?

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Ty bby
Hopefully my feed is extra salty tmr

I doubt it. I wish there was more than his name on the Internet. I know next to nothing about this eloquent man. It'd be funny as fuck if he turned out to be Jewish.

Hi Yoko

Kek. Trump supporters do it so much better.

I thought I redpilled my black coworker today. I told him about the Jews and how Hitler was right.

>mfw he already knew and was too afraid to tell anyone and now he won't shut up to me about the Jews.

it's wrong to kill with memes

we need bill alive and raping

we don't want hillary playing the sympathy card- it is amplified by the woman card that she already has in play

Redditor here. Is it true what I heard about Trump's family moving from Germany to escape the consequences of their involvement in the Holocaust?

> That's why I joined your team, to cal them Nazis and incite violence for the good of society. High five!

Holy shit the fucking mad man is trolling Clinton at the highest persuasion level imaginable. HAHAHAHA

Yeah anyone who read that piece as a actual endorsement of Clinton is a retard.

Believe me, there will be no sympathy for Hillary

>Media tries to use Trump U
>Think they can shame Trump to back down
>FUCK NO LETS GO FULL BORE
>Fox News reveals Democrat ties to the Judge
>Fox reveals La Razza ties
>Trump leaks bs memo of his team, we are always gonna go at you 100% all the fucking time.
>Instead of outrage, everyone now views this as a boxing match
>Excitement instead of revulsion

Trans-dimensional Chess.

All of us from the Berenstein universe were pulled to this timeline to meme for Trump

It's more likely than you think.

>mfw Black/Japanese/German

Shut up. You are wrong and if you honestly think people would think she was strong for staying in the race after her HUSBANDS DEATH you are insane.

Everyone would question if she really loved him if she could still handle the stress of campaigning. People would question why she wasn't mourning his death, or taking time to grieve.

Bill dying doesn't matter. And stop pretending me making funny pictures effects anything. I have made hundreds of different OC and none of it came true (as far as I know)

Yeah, I know that feeling. I started redpilling my GF about 10 months ago (she was pretty based anyway) and now she will not shut up about the fucking Joos. Only last night she wanted me to find more Joo vidyas on Jewtube to watch.

I am getting worried that she will mouth off about the fucking Joos to someone she shouldn't and cause hell.

I want to impregnate Trump.

I guess he could hold on to it but her actual foreign policy is radioactive.
I dont think her team understands how tired people are of seeing americans flown home from the middle-east in flag-draped chests.

>Berenstein universe
I forgot, is that the Febreeze universe or the Febreze universe?

Hey, man, when you're suffering silently for the redpill's sake for years, it's wonderful to find someone you can talk to.

Considering they moved in 1885, no.

>Bernie accused of sexism
>H..HURRR HE ISN'T RACIST
>MEDIA IS TOTALLY BIASED
>MEDIA IS TOTALLY BOUGHT OUT BY CLINTON
>CANT BELIEVE ANYTHING THE MEDIA SAYS
>FUCK DEMOCRATS

kek

Scott Adams is waging a blitzkrieg of bantz
>bantzkrieg

woah...

that's a funny meme rareflag

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Based.

Marry her.

>Tfw when we aren't locked inside THEIR timeline, they are locked in OUR timeline.

Ew

Uncommon at best, senpai

wew