2018

>2018
>not riding around on a scooter
get with the times fags, scooters are the supreme mode of transport

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but it doesn't make V8 noises!

who needs a V8 when you can bust out cool tricks on a scooter any time anywhere? I sure don't

but my Audi keeps me warm, dry and makes V8 noises. There is also very little effort involved in reaching 100mph. Can you say the same for your 7yo's method of transport?

wear a sweater, install an umbrella on your backpack, make your own noises, go downhill. solved all your problems, champ

What if I wan't to go uphill? In the snow? Doe's your "supreme" scooter have a quattro all wheel drive system? Admit it, your wheels are whack and you'll just have to put a brave face on it.

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life is not easy, sometimes you encounter hardships, just power through it with your trusty Razor A5 Lux Scooter with extra large wheels for extra rough terrain

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You just want to let people know that you're:
Less talented than a skateboardist
Less talented that a unicyclist
Less talented that a cyclist
Too young and poor to own and maintain an Audi S5

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Where is the lie though

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man, the automotive shills came out of the woodwork today

just look at this fucking chad

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What's your side impact protection system? Your ribs?
Audi dindu nuffin ok?

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scooter chads don't scared of death

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>not owning a MADD GEAR (MGP) VX7 EXTREME SCOOTER RASTA EDITION
Fuck off razorfag.

Not being scared doesn't make it hurt less. Hold on a sec, I feel about 1.5 degrees too warm, I'll just crank up the A/C a bit.

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>bootleg Razors
fuck off

t. Car shill

>scooters
>not using an e-bike
you must have a miserable life

Wow, sick burn dude. I'm almost as roasted as the tips of my quad exhausts.

I'm guessing you also suck e-dicks
get that shit out of here

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>quad exhausts
carcucks found another way to look lame(r)

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this is what peak performance looks like
how can auto-cucks even compete?

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Been nice meeeming with ya kid, but I gotta go shopping now. The supermarket is a few miles away, but that doesn't mean I'll be gone very long. And back with a haul of meals snacks and drinks because I have ample space in the S5.Cheerio cheeto.

Goodbye my friend, i will miss you, i love you
no homo :')

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