Help me, Sup Forums, how do I stop being so ugly?

Help me, Sup Forums, how do I stop being so ugly?

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Born beautiful.

1. Shave mono brow
2. Shave hair into a very short Mohawk
3. ????
4. Stick a carrot in your ass

Pluck dont shave or youll get a 5 o clock shadow and you look like a retard

Wax/pluck/ thread the eyebrows, cut your hair to a sensible length, lose ten pounds, and cut your beard into something stylish.

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Shave your eyebrows off shave your nutsack

Lose weight and get a haircut.

Fucking retarded shave that unibrow doesn't take a rocket sciencetest.

You got jew
hair

Castrate yourself faggot, I hope you get explosive diarrhea and herpes punk bitch

- Sort eyebrows out
- Shave
- Get a haircut
- Workout

Turn into the thoughts, guys are probably your best bet. Unless you're already a serial killer that's gonna be your road to happiness.

Second that.

The first step is to stop posting this thread over and over.

Get those eyebrows threaded
Get a haircut
Shave

You will be pulling bitches left and right

You're a prison 5 don't be so hard on yourself there's plenty of guys out there for you.

Dick or gtfo.

Wax your entire body, chicks like waxed bodies don't be afraid to wax your scalp too bald is the new black.

FIX THOSE EYEBROWS JFC

wtf this is a monkey youtuber

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Fix up eyebrows, shave them thinner, make them two instead of one.

Shave up the beard a little, make it sharp, use more conditioner to shine that hair, keep up with general cleanliness and work on a better personality, not saying you have a bad one, always room for improvement.