throw a big fit. thatll show everyone you mean business. why the fuck do you care what other people believe if you know its just not real? surely it isnt doing you any harm.
Chase Parker
REMINDER: blew your bitch ass out in last thread. will continue to blow your shit out here.
not every sect of Christianity feels that catholics are Christians. Im not real keen on organized religion myself but from the looks of shit most will argue that they are not.
Jason Diaz
Did I ever tell you that Jesus was black?
Connor Lewis
Thanks famalam, great stuff
Nolan Jones
Friendly reminder that Catholicism is the only true religion.
Thank you brother, I really appreciate you allowing your daughter to marry my son!
After all, we are all brothers in Christ!
Mason Jones
Daily reminder, under Christianity the West colonized the entire world, then after cucktheism was created by Satan the Based christian man transformed into a weak cucktheist who love BBC.
Ayden Gomez
Daily reminder that the whole sect of Roman Catholicism can be BTFO by one Book in the Bible. "The letter to the Romans"
This isn't a coincidence people! Change your ways or burn in hell
Benjamin Davis
THIS is what christians actually believe in.
Benjamin Cook
Thanks bro, here's one for you (Hoping not to rustle too many feathers with this one)
Does it really matter? nowadays christianity is a bunch of SJWs craving for ahmeds cock.
Christianity might have been good, but now it is cancer.
Chase Davis
>le leftist media misquoting the pope mene
Ryan Butler
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Alexander Kelly
Did you watch Steven Anderson's sermon about that recently? :^)
Lincoln Wood
>prottie heretics will never ever stop being butthurt delicious tears 2bh
Wyatt Torres
you should post it on here
Eli Cook
That's the spirit!
Connor Jenkins
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Luis Gonzalez
Christians must love their enemies!
How much more cocked can you get?
Christianity is literally "if you kill your enemies, they win"
Nathan Watson
They aren't christians, there is nothing in the bible who tell you to give your daughter to blacks or let refugees rape your daughter.
Once again when the West was christian there was no such thing as rapefugees welcome, this an atheist degeneracy.
William Robinson
Reminder that thinking that Jesus isn't the sole reason we can go to Heaven and you have to repent and do works is insanely self-sentered and, in a way, blasphemy.
>Yeah Jesus died for me but that 50$ I donated to the church is what is getting me into Heaven >Yeah Jesus died for me but I didn't sprinkle water on my forehead so no Heaven for me, thanks for nothing Jesus. >Yeah Jesus died for me but I had a sinful dream I cant remember when I was 8 and never confessed about it, no Heaven for me.
Change your ways or burn forever!
Ryder Sullivan
IT IS THE SECOND COMING !!!
Jackson Jenkins
I keep hiding these hourly religion threads, assuming they are full of dimwits who believe. So I opened this one out of boredom, and THANK GOD IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF TROLLS.
whew. I was worried there for a bit. Father Rolf would be pleased.
Matthew Gomez
>edge lord Ian Paisley
Anthony Campbell
DO NOT RESIST THE EVIL PERSON
Dylan Butler
In a christians head, this makes perfect sense.
Brandon Collins
You can interpret the Bible to fit any narrative. This just shows how little devotion you have to God's Word, that you would post a picture that manipulates it to fit an Earthly agenda. The Catholic Church descends from an Apostle of Jesus. Your fundamentalist protestant church is merely a sponge sucking up the souls of its community.
Instead, repent and seek Christ's eternal love in the Catholic Church, the only true temple of God.
I feel that you are condoning committing further sin just because Jesus paid your initial tab
Jonathan Hall
Jesus was a rapefugee user.
Jesus "I swear I have a dad, he is just invisible" Christ
Adrian Morales
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Blake Rivera
A man who truly believes will turn away from sin to please God. If a saved person does commit sin, he will be punished in this life.
Colton Butler
These are not comparable analogies. Spreading falsehoods will only impede your path to salvation.
Oliver Allen
This is true. I always love it when the "holy word of god" is "open to interpretation" by any faggot on teh webs.
On the other hand, it is obvious since god is not real and such.
Jesus "who raped my mother" Christ
Michael Rogers
He has made us competent as ministers of a new covenant--not of the letter but of the Spirit; for the letter kills, but the Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6
Gabriel Turner
I find it troubling that you call Him Christ yet insult you insult Him, your confessed Lord and savior. You shouldn't do that bro.
Andrew Perez
Don't even get me started user,
Jesus of Nazareth, King of Cucks
> he believes in salvation
Do you also believe that universe was created in 7 days? Or that Omnipotent, mniscient being takes a personal interest in ou masturbation habits? =D
You are a joke user.
Ryder Wright
Jesus "Always coming, never came" Christ you mean?
Also nice trips.
Jaxson Moore
Joseph "don't talk to me or my wifes sone ever again" ?
Chase Ortiz
>he will be punished in this life >protties actually believe this lmao. If you believe in karma why don't you become directly a hinduist?
Matthew Evans
Ah man =D
Christianity is literally worshiping a single mother of a bastard.
Grayson Wright
REMINDER: God is the ultimate source of all evil
Isaiah Smith
He will return, you better repent bro.
Henry Collins
Daily reminder that Christianity is literally a kike meme and there is absolutely nothing after death, that Sup Forums is not a christian board, forgiveness and forgetfulness is an idea for cucks to keep getting cucked, and that you should all kill yourselves.
Jonathan Roberts
I'm not a Protestant.
So you are saying God doesn't punish sin on earth? No wonder why child rape is so common in your church, you think you won't face consequences.
Hey christcucks, did you licked some dirty mohammeds feed today?
I mean, if you love him so much?
Gavin Thompson
How is Christianity a kike meme if they are the biggest opposers of Christianity. (And biggest funders of Atheist books etc.)
Samuel Gomez
Sure buddy. Now Im totally afraid. I repent and accept the homo Christ in my hearth.
Julian Sullivan
>So you are saying God doesn't punish sin on earth? he doesn't. If he does as an exception, he has his reasons but it's not the rule. We are punished for our sins after this life, not in this one. >No wonder why child rape is so common in your church, you think you won't face consequences. If you sin you face the consequences after you die >I'm not a Protestant. baptists are protestants, I am tired of this meme. You are not a special snowflake, you are a protestant like lutherans etc. etc.
Jace Martin
>yfw you realized God exists and the Earth was created as a fixed and unmoving plane exactly as is described in Genesis
