C-Celeb Thread f-for the discriminating m-manlet and b-beautiful w-woman...
C-Celeb Thread f-for the discriminating m-manlet and b-beautiful w-woman
Tyler Bennett
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Bentley Sullivan
Caleb Smith
Recite your baseline.
Let's begin.
Jews.
Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Jews.
>Jews.
Do you ever notice coincidence? Jews.
>Jews.
Have you ever been in an institution? Jews.
>Jews.
Do they keep you in a cell? Jews.
>Jews.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Jews.
>Jews.
Coincidence.
Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
What's it like to hold in your hands a new video game? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you long for the latest capeshit? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you dream about coincidence?
>Coincidence.
Have they left a place for you where you can dream? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Within Jews coincidence.
Why don't you say that three times?
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.
Constant K...
You can pick up your bonus.
Eli Davis
Mason Sullivan
Jimmy was sucking every dick at the pride festival, but it had nothing to do with me. I gave Jimmy a blowjob and he gave me some Christmas money. From then on I kept my mouth shut. I knew Jimmy. He had a choad. It was his. I know he got rimjobs sometimes from Paulie, but that was it. It made him hard to have to bend over for the guys he'd blown. He'd have been happy just to whack them off. Anyway, what did I care? I wasn't asking for anything and, besides, Jimmy was sticking gerbils up my butthole. But still, for months after the pride festival, they were finding homos all over. When they found Carbone in front of his computer, his dick was so stiff it took him three days to become flaccid again. Still, I never saw Jimmy so horny. He was like a kid. We had gerbils coming in through my Petsmart people and after a while even the pride thing began to calm down. But the thing that made Jimmy so horny that morning was that this was the day Tommy was getting raped. Jimmy was so aroused, you'd think he was getting raped. He must have made four calls to Tommy's house. They had a signal all set up so he'd know the minute the intercourse was over. You know, we always called each other buttbuddies. Like you'd say to somebody "you're gonna like this guy, he's a butt buddy, he's one of us." You understand? We were buttbuddies. Queers. But Jimmy and I could never be raped, because we had AIDS blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was clean. To get a dick brutally rammed up your poophole, you've got to be one hundred percent HIV negative so that they don't have to wear a condom. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means your asshole is tasty and tight. It means that anybody can stick their weiner in it. It also means you can stick your weiner in anybody, as long as they also have a pee-pee. It's like a license to be raped, and a license to rape anyone. As far as Jimmy was concerned, with Tommy getting raped, it was like we were all getting raped.
Connor King
Everyone who says 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything has neither read, seen, or listened to the story, or at the very least didn't understand it.
"42" is what the universe's second smartest computer comes up with when asked the aforementioned question. It realizes that it has made an error down the line and orders Earth built as the universe's smartest computer to come up with the question that actually suits that answer. This is explained in every single iteration of the story, with the books (I think it was the third one) then making it clear that both the answer and the question cannot coexist within the same universe. Everytime someone discovers both, the universe is instantaneously destroyed and replaced by another one where at least one of the two variables is unknown.
The only clue we get out of the books what the question might be is Arthur, the last Earthling, intuitively pulling letters out of a scrabble bag. What he draws out spells "WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MULTIPLY SIX BY NINE", which is obviously a corrupted solution, because, as it turns out, the program Earth was running was already derailed back in the stone age, when the useless individuals of a humanoid society crashlanded there and interbred with or exterminated the original indigenous cavemen.
Sorry for the rant, little pet peeve of mine.
Oliver Bell
Porn May 'Shut Down' Part of Your Brain
Watching pornography would seem to be a vision-intensive task. But new research finds that looking at erotic movies can actually quiet the part of the brain that processes visual stimuli.
Most of the time, watching movies or conducting any other visual task sends extra blood flow to this brain region. Not so when the movies are explicit, the researchers found. Instead, the brain seems to shunt blood — and therefore energy — elsewhere, perhaps to regions of the brain responsible for sexual arousal.
Turns out, the brain may not need to take in all the visual details of a sex scene, said study researcher Gert Holstege, a uroneurologist at the University of Groningen Medical Center in the Netherlands.
"If you look, for example, at your computer and you have to write something or whatever, then you have to look specifically and carefully at what you're doing because if you don't, it means you make mistakes," Holstege told LiveScience. "But the moment you are watching explicit sexual movies, that's not necessary, because you know exactly what's going on. It's not important that the door is green or yellow."
Joshua Lee
The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.
Juan Smith
HEY so ahhh, this whole internet thing has got me really stressed out. I go on the internet, and there's these FUCKIN'... I don't even know how to describe 'em. They call each other NECKBEARDS, ha ha, that's how fuckin' pathetic these people are. But they fuckin stress me out man, cos when I'm like, tryin' to talk about some shit, you know in like a forum or whatever, these CUNTS, these fuckin ANIMALS are THERE, TYPIN AWAY, OH it's brutal. I can take abuse, y'know, I mean look at me. Look at my red, ginger fuckin face and tell me I can't take some shit. But when RETARDS, FUCKIN... ARRGH! Some stupid CUNT is just like, he's sayin' "implying you're not a newfag," THAT'S WHAT HE SAID TO ME! IS THAT EVEN ENGLISH? And this fuckin NERD even made his, all his text go green like he's some fuckin computer hacker! I was scared he was gonna hack ME! and MY SHIT! All I wanted to do was talk about my Breaking Bad shit on the internet. PLEB! THAT'S IT, That's what they called me, fuckin' PLEB! THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Charles Martinez
Kayden Cruz
Does it make you sad that your dreams of going into space exploration for yourself will never be realized? You can, quite literally, blame the Jews. This is why.
The Jews destroyed humanity and, via extension, humanity's chance at interstellar travel. They did so with the "usury banking system" (en.wikipedia.org
Mistrust.
Trust, as the extremely few of you who are currently happy with a significant-other can attest, is the number one key to any relationship. Trust opens the lines of communication and strengthens the bond between a man and a woman (or, if you prefer, "a man and another man," "a woman and another woman," "a nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc and another of its kind", etc.)
Any soldier who's been in battle will tell you, without the slightest hint of irony, that trust in his fellow soldier is not only recommended, but absolutely vital to keeping themselves and their fellow soldiers, intact. As the old adage says, "every man deserves respect until he proves otherwise."
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why the Jews are literally a cancer that has plagued this planet for thousands of years. Usury banking (and those who, faced with little other choice, embraced it) gave birth to the Rothschild Family, John Pierpont "J.P." Morgan & a host of other greedy, soulless, mistrusting individuals who also used other unethical and (questionably) immoral tactics to further their fortunes, fortunes founded on the misery and mistrust of others. They also silenced visionaries such as Nikola Tesla, whose dreams of wireless electricity for all were crushed forever by those in power at the time.
I encourage any genuine Jew or supporter of usury banking (or even loaning with interest, at that) to debate this with me, if you so desire, but your position is indefensible and your so-called "argument" is unwinnable.
Dylan Brown
You know, user, that's a really funny way of saying "in the last twenty years since the Internet became accessible to just about everybody, we have worked mercilessly to find out what you probably knew but didn't want to address - that the Rothschild Family, George Soros, David Rockefeller and a host of other soulless individuals have been working non-stop for the last 250 years, from generation to generation, to destroy every non-Jew on this planet and create a paradise for themselves, and themselves only."
I'm pretty sure that's what you meant, right? Right?
Pro-tip, sonny. There's no "middle ground" anymore. They control the banks. They control the media. They control your "entertainment" that you talk about here on Sup Forums. They control everything and use unethical and immoral means to continue controlling it.
You're with them, or you're with us. Take the Sup Forums pill. We have a cosy fire and marshmallows!
Isaac Gray
It began with the forging of the great banks: three were given to the Dutch, frugal, wisest and most prudent of all investors. Seven to the Swiss Lords; great miners and craftsmen of the commodity funds. And nine, nine banks were gifted to the race of Anglos, who above all else desire power. For within these banks was bound the liquidity and bookvalue to govern each economy. But they were all of them deceived, for another bank was made: in the land of Israel, in the offices of Temple Mount, the dark lord Rothschild founded, in secret, a central bank to control all others. And into this bank he poured his cruelty, his malice,and his will to dominate all life.
One Bank to Finance them All.
Andrew Kelly
Aaron Barnes
The all-seeing pyramid symbol OP inquires about originates with the Rothschild family. Inb4 /x/. All that's required as proof is this: google "Israel Supreme Court pyramid" and notice the massive all-seeing-eye pyramid viewable from every angle of the court's exterior. This Supreme Court was funded and solely overseen by the country's founding family, namely Dorothy Rothschild, whose husband Jimmy oversaw the Knesset (Israel's Congress).
The all-seeing-eye symbol references the end state of the globe, where Jerusalem will be THE global capitol, and the Israeli Supreme Court will be the highest court over all governments. This is dictated in the 1962 forecast of Israeli prime minister David Ben-Gurion, who further stated the United States would become a declined socialist state, and that a global police force will prevent another World War.
This is WHY we see the all-seeing-pyramid imagery in Hollywood productions, including the logo of the Academy Awards, and referenced in countless production company logos, like Annapurna, run by Megan Ellison, daughter of Zionist billionaire Larry Ellison.
The symbol represents the coming hierarchy of the globe, where the enlightened all-seeing capstone is Israel, a Rothschild-run uni-government, and global elites. The rest of the pyramid represents Gentiles, who will eventually become a melting pot, no races, religions, families, ideologies except the Utopia. Entertainment, as your instincts tell you, is becoming SJW'd because this process is accelerating on schedule. LGBTQ is more prevalent, because sex will no longer be used much for procreation, but for pleasure, see Brave New World, and the curious mass acceptance of online pornography is the content bridge.
Easton Price
Why do attractive women trigger people so much?
Parker Hernandez
We will have one further World War in the next several years, the final war in the Middle East, to crumble Iran, North Korea, and Iran, possibly Christian Russia. Then Israel becomes Greater Israel, as forecast: Oded Yinon Plan, Clean Break Doctorine, Kalergi Plan
Eli Perry
I'm all for the rights of these people but it strangely feels like this is becoming an oversaturated topic in hollywood, I mean isn't the number of transgender people less than 1% across the entire world?
Is this another one of those things where Hollywood is just patting themselves on the back, another way to be self-congratulatory from their ivory towers?
Please god, please I pray to god that no Transgender person ever has to see a cisgender male play one of them in a movie ever again.
Plus why the fuck does identity matter? Acting is all about picking up identities. A white transgender woman was still a cis male at some point in their life, so what the fuck is the difference apart from the fact that Tambor doesn't identify as a woman when he stops acting?
Should we start making sure actors taking on roles playing depressed people are actually depressed?
Nathan Morris
dunno man
Isaac Foster
wew Karen
Dylan Powell
Major cutie.
Jaxson Peterson
Who said were on the verge of civil war? A couple of niggers on twitter? Insufferable cunts? Kikes in hollywood? Fags on CNN? A couple of degenerate trannies? A couple of white guilt cucks? Some playdoh faced globalist? Step your ass over here and find out what the real citizens of this country have to say about how bonded we are in our ideals as a free nation. Take a stroll through a modern American city and see how many interracial couples there are, gays, colored haired freaks, conservatives who just got out of sunday worship, Islamist, jews, Christians, Scientologist, soyboys, chads.. No one's fighting over here. Were too busy enjoying a freely chosen lives in a civilized society.
You sand niggers are too busy blowing each other apart (your own so called brothers) to form any sensible force. Look at what you dumb fucks even do in your own land. You're tearing apart your countries, government, killing each other, fighting each other all to the tune of foreigners. You see none of that here in the states. China will be busy trying to get breathable air and fighting in the jungles of Africa learning what every empire learns that steps foot over there.
You're off you're mother fuckin rocker ....
> Civil war
Were too busy fuckin
Jaxson Rogers
wew indeed
David Foster
>Computer, create an AI. Have it resemble a human male, aged somewhere between late teens and early thirties.
>Give him memories of a life wherein he has had fewer opportunities for success than his peers, but has squandered many or most of the opportunities that have presented themselves to him.
>In addition, create a paradox within his personality wherein he has goals and ambitions, but is unable to find the confidence or drive to seek out those goals and ambitions, thusly leaving only a constant sense of self loathing.
>Create a simulation for him where he is browsing an image board officially designated for the discussion of film and television, but in practice it is used for shitposting and occasionally distribution of child pornography.
>Give him overall disdain for this board, but a compulsive inability to cease browsing it for reasons unclear to him.
>On this board, have him browse a thread based on a quasi-meme regarding the use of holodecks in the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation. Have this and all previous commands appear as a post on this thread, and have him read it.
>Terminate simulation as soon as he ceases to browse the image board.
Oliver Edwards
Sexy as hell
Tyler Taylor
best thing to come outta scotland
Cooper Smith
I came out of the cinema without knowing about the references to the Bible and nature etc. I got the reference to mother nature but I didn't think it was actually the story. Anyway, I thought about so much while watching the movie. My whole view concentrated on the poet because for me the whole story was in his head. He, the poet who needs more and more content for new novels interacts with women very reckless, they're only his muses, helping him to get to higher forms of writing. So the house was for me a metaphor for his head/mind. I also linked it to the issues of capitalism because of the authors pressure to publish. If you take a closer look to the story without the background of the bible and what I mentioned, and just see those two persons as real-life persons, I've seen mothers/jlaws deep empathy and commitment for the poet but also for her house. I think the scene where she painted the wall was very beautiful (if you look at her passion for hand-made stuff). But you could also talk about common neurosis. Nothing should be touched or left dirty and everything was neat and tidy. Maybe she was a bit stuffy (+ they seemed rich). If you switch back to the distant look at the story you can also mention the metaphor of fame. People walk into your house/sphere of privacy and want everything from you (the exaggeration was the baby eating scene). There were also several topics broached like bigotry/criticism of religion, war (security issues, terror), the theory of the stronger bond of mother to child (the father couldn't be really sure if he is the real father etc), personality cult (linked to historical topics of the beginning of the 20th Century, sex ("eve" breaks everything down to sex), the doctor who smokes could also refer to humans existential crisis, poverty and the human as an inhuman thing
If I think about the Bible reference now, I couldn't imagine that it was so obvious
Julian Allen
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
Nathaniel Bailey
Unbelievably sexy.
Easton Nelson
I think that's true
Jordan Miller
So wrong
Brandon Morris
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Keit愛 (Keit-Ai to you normies). The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of multiverse theory most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also the MC's deterministic outlook as he longs for the AU version of his crush instead of his crush, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Philisophical Taoism literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.
As a consequence people who dislike Keit-Ai truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the copypasta's catchphrase “Keit-Ai finds a way,” which itself is a cryptic reference to the works of Alexander of Aphrodisias. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sup Forums’s genius wit unfolds itself on the film version of Keit-Ai, which is Kimi no Na wa. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Keit-Ai t-shirt. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.
Gavin Edwards
no doubt, would fuck her hard
Eli Robinson
What else has come out of Scotland?
Jayden Wright
Wyatt Wilson
any lewd discs?
Brayden Edwards
Single Malt Whisky
Parker Green
Nathaniel Martinez
Beautiful thighs, more please.
Well these two are the best, don't now what else is Scottish
Ryan Williams
Connor Rogers
At this point the spam is just part of the threads. Gotta learn to live with it I guess.
Kayden Bell
Thomas Gray
Grayson Harris
Report them all, that's what I do. It works
Isaac Mitchell
Saorse is Irish-American
Brayden Gutierrez
David Gomez
Isn´t Sersha irish
Samuel Sanders
Lucas Diaz
>
>Isn´t Sersha irish
Noah Jackson
Xavier Price
Jason Hernandez
Scottish, Irish. Same difference. skinny pale bitches are top either way
Ian Hill
Jonathan Anderson
fuck off tayfag
Owen Edwards
Elijah Richardson
>Scottish, Irish. Same difference
Heresy
Jonathan Rodriguez
Tyler Peterson
Easton Butler
Holy fuck
Now that's a good pic
Mason Gomez
I’m just surprised that someone takes the time out of their day to come in here and post bullshit for hours on end. It’s almost impressive how stupid they are.
Come on man if your gonna post a girl at least have the decency to know where they’re from.
James Rogers
Austin Nguyen
Kevin Bell
This whole set is god tier
Elijah Taylor
Nolan Sanders
Daniel Martinez
Samuel Young
Ryder Lee
Sure, whatever, just keep the Thighs coming
John Butler
Ayden Moore
Hunter Gray
Jose Turner
Hot
Justin Murphy
Adam Cooper
Austin Brown
Brody Thompson
Holy... You're right. She is literal perfection.
Dylan Thomas
Jordan Perez
Caleb Walker
Scotland and Ireland is basically the same to me, I'm a foreigner to those parts. I just know they're both in the same group of islands as GB. Also, I knew Saoirse is Irish, don't know why I thought of Scotland at all. But I did for some reason
Ayden Johnson
Nathan Martin
Evan Ross
little ari blew a kiss to this old old man
after he fell on his crumpled
worn knees behind her and begged to
kiss her bum hole!
William Bell
Jackson Russell
My second-favorite Karen set
Gavin Allen
Leo Myers
Nolan Bennett
Levi Ortiz
Lincoln Howard
Joseph Foster
Liam Cooper
Sebastian Hughes
ari had a dream: below her were
3 men, laying on the ground;
they all were begging for her bum
food and asked to be hers forever!
Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Smith
Ryder Smith
Josiah James
Sorry if this is a little personal but... Jesus Christ is she getting me hard
Wyatt Perez
These are lovely
Ryan Fisher
Nathan Morgan
Camden Baker