ITT: Music Conspiracy theories

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Rap is awful

Bowie isn't dead, he'll actually releasee a terrific album in two years.

He said theories, not facts.

Britpop was a government propaganda campaign

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John is alive

Kanye West is dead.

hey, Kevin

>cobain is actually unironically dead
>cliff didnt die but is living in southeastern switzerland away from civilization
>chuck berry is a character put on by multiple famous white country singers of the time

Andrew WK is Steev Mike or something. i never really understood that one

It's complicated

STEVE JOBS IS DEAD
WALT DISNEY IS DEAD

Dylan deliberately obviously copied sparknotes for his Nobel prize speech to mess with everyone

Courtney killed Kurt

that's not a conspiracy theory.

sorry but your soyboy hero was a heroin addict and sudokued himself

that's not a conspiracy theory, that's what probably happened

I thought Lil #56453 was the soyboy hero. You aren't saying anything new and neither am I, we all are just wasting our time in this worthless shit hole

Wtf

The chosen people killed Lil Peep. Prove me wrong :^)

avril died and was replaced by a double