I didn't store and clean my fleshlight properly so the material got sticky and now its shut. How do I reverse this?

I didn't store and clean my fleshlight properly so the material got sticky and now its shut. How do I reverse this?

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Lick it open, faggot

>being rejected by a fleshlight

>when you are so undesirable that even your fleshlight rejects you

put it in your ass and shit it out


then fuck ur mom

KEK

topkek

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Have your mom run it through the dishwasher.

I tried...

get a life

No but seriously, fill a tub/bowl with hot water and let it sit in it for like half an hour, good as new.

II think it's starting to grow a moustache too

also for storing it, have a box with a medium towel in it, and when you rinse it with water, put the towel tip, half way though the backend of the fleshlight. and put it with the towel part down, so gravity pulls the water droplets down into the towel. thats how i store mine.

feed it tide pods

I can't put water in it, because the backside is also closed shut wtf man

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piss on it

noone told you to put water in it you cretin, put it in water.

My sides

wtf.. well ok. do the other way around, put towel tip in mouth end and place it upside down so gravity pulls out water.

put a skewer in it or a knife in it to force it to unstick


then fuck ur mom and post her tits

Buy it a few drinks

kek again.

maybe your fleshlight is pregnant? it should open after 9 months

its stuck shut how is gravity going to do anything

Holy shit you dense motherfucker, PUT IT IN A BOWL OF WARM WATER AND LET IT SIT FOR A WHILE.

cause its not stuck shut after half an hour in hot water. put something heavy on it to keep it underwater, also stating the obvious, take it out of the case

KEK!

You could also heat it in the microwave to restructure the polymers in the soft tissue. You need atleast 750W for 30 seconds, this is important.
Also, paper towels are great for sucking out the moisture afterwards.

just jam your dick into it with some lube. or do you have a tiny peepee?

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>not even allowing anal

i wonder, wouldnt it make so much noice, cause of well.... queefing. air getting caught..

probably, but it would sound glorious

would sound like the grape lady, i would asume KEK

didn't imply that nigger

It was a fight to get that thing out of the case, its like sticky slime

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Y'all just fucked up this guys pocket pussy

Just give up and space program that thing

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bruh

holy shit. that looks like chewed bubble gum... i think its time to buy a new one.. sorry bro.

Watch out for salmonella

Hivemind

This is why you should clean out your cum after using it

If you force it, it's rape.

>still resisting

its stuck to my hand

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How long have you been alone?

>married fleshlite

I bet you just nutted all up inside it and didnt even clean that shit. Fucking disgusting! I own 4 fleshlights and not once had it ever be like that.

bout 4 years now. :/

I just rinse it with water

This is the best post on Sup Forums I've ever seen

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Awwww the pocket pussy program we should all do this

imagine the smell.. *throws up*
reminds me of this guy on /b that was showing off his cum box. an empty tissue box he just came in and put back in the closet. repeat for a few months and you have a black box.
*Throws up even more*

Damm that's rough bro

one question, are you unable to pull one lip from the other?
is it that bad?

Screenshots?

ya...

buy it a car user

Get talc powder and put it all over it

Or Santa Crust.

i am sorry

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Top kek

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Boil it.

youtube.com/watch?v=isjQgTuUnwU

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mash fleshlite
blew my goo
now it hates me
wut 2 do

wash it with warm soapy water, its fine to just forcefully pry the opening open

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Use cornstarch to bring it back to life and make it non-sticky again

Topkek,this is gold
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Put it in water dumbass and peel it after 5 minutes slightly. This isn't rocket science

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pour Soylent over it

[spoiler]yes yes he is[/spoiler]

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You use silicon based lube? Cause thats how you ruin silicon based toys.

>It was a fight to get that thing out of the case, its like sticky slime
You are rapping this pussy. I'm calling 911

fuckin lel

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/bread