OFFICIAL METS VS RANGERS GAMETHREAD

dillon gee edition

Lineups:

>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
3. Jay Bruce (L) RF
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
6. Wilmer Flores (R) 3B
7. Curtis Granderson (L) DH
8. Travis d'Arnaud (R) C
9. Juan Lagares (R) CF

>rags
1. Shin-Soo Choo (L) DH
2. Elvis Andrus (R) SS
3. Nomar Mazara (L) RF
4. Adrian Beltre (R) 3B
5. Joey Gallo (L) 1B
6. Jonathan Lucroy (R) C
7. Rougned Odor (L) 2B
8. Jared Hoying (L) CF
9. Delino DeShields (R) LF

where's Gary?

just bought a car and tickets for the next bark in the park so i can take my pupper, desu

quit cause the team sucks so much

Which is the more comically inept franchise?
>mets?
>rags?
That's a tough one.

the mets have multiple world series championships while the rangers have zero, despite them being an older franchise

The Mets also play less than 10 miles away from a vastly better team so they have that against them. It's like picking the retard who fights against Muhammad Ali.

and yet the mets are still a better franchise than the rangers. who have the rangers been competing with, the astros?

sup guise. degrom vs a noob, eh?

Our competition is the Yankees, Cardinals, Red Sox, and Dodgers.

Nobody can challenge the Cubs' or the Whos' dominance for creative comic failure. But NYM and TEX and just below level that for art appreciation.

lol

good start

>multiple
2

Why say multiple? They have 2.

hot hot hot

woot!

At least I got the tickets for free

Where's Gary and who is this other nigga?

Rangers arent inept we just injured and shit

welp, guess that's that. gary is off for 4 days they just said.

I don't like this substitute kid

me either. gonna be hard to listen to this for 4 days. hopefully they switch it up and put different people in.

so many pitches, again

>this pitch count

>not pressing the SAP button on your remote and listening to the spanish broadcast with Juan Alicea and Max Perez Jimenez

plebs

dillon gee about the same as i remember him lol

Terrible!

LE GOLD GLOVE MAN

>le silver slugger man

>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS

no hablas espanol.

>de grom

goddamit this fucking team gives me agita

When did deGrom become such a fucking beta?

two mediocre outings in a row, nice

inb4 "he was playing with an injury"

fuck

All Mets pitchers are 'pre injured'

*calls you a good boy*

>arcade league

lol nice ballpark rags

>rags

ASSDRIBBLE!!!!!!!

>rags

So it's a meme game then

>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS

>gee

don't miss him at all

walker!

>rags

Hit well slugger

why does dillon gee still get work as a starter

>let's go mets chants

top kek bases loaded

>travis d'Popup

>D'ARNAUD

he's so fucking shit, I thought he lost the starting job to Rivera, why the fuck is he playing?

what a bust

well that's going to hurt later

>tfw when my stream is behind and I'm just waiting to see what goes wrong

>Battle of teams that had promise but are crashing and burning
>Battle of teams with shitty bullpens
>4-3 already

Wonderful

lol

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

fuck. bruce almost had it.

Even what would be routine fly outs for other players are homeruns for Gallo

So fucking close

How hot is it over there? Bruce is sweating and looks like he's exhausted from the heat.

isn't he from Texas? kind of embarrassing if so

all these stranded runners.

for fucks sake.

The Mets just aren't very good at anything and it's terrible to watch.

Where were you when deFrom's stats died

degrom meltdown tonite.

welp. 8-4 now, fuck.

Couldn't they have gotten Howie Rose or Kevin Burkhardt?

I got three XL Jacob deGrom shirts at Friday's Free Shirt Friday game. Kid has a 4.75 ERA. What do I do with these?

THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL WHAT ARE YOU DOING DEGROM

what a bitch nigga

Isn't this like an average AL game though?
Also why would my phone autocorrect AL to SO? I've never seen a phone think I was wrong about 100% of the letters in a word.

i still like degrom. but, ebay obviously.

it is, most AL games are back-and-fourth slugfests

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING DEGROM
Sweating.

Arcade League "baseball" is fucking disgusting
Joey Gallo is not a baseball player

Some of the worst defense I've ever seen
What the goddamn fuck

Josh Smoker is not a major league pitcher

yay we're only down 5 runs now in the 8th.

LOL PUSSY

back 2 back HR's trying to get my hopes up

Could it actually be happening?

holy shit lol if the Mets come back here i'll kill myself

This PBP idiot didn't know that that was the last out >:(

Dillon friggin Gee literally and unironically got a win over the Mets today.