User I'M CRAMPING UP!

user I'M CRAMPING UP!

TAKE THE LAST SECOND GAME WINNING SHOT!!!

>intentionally travels

>user CORNER THREE... BAAAANG!

>HERE COMES ANONNNN
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>implying I'm going to shoot and not take it to the rim

Shooting is for fags.

go for it Schlomo!

you the GOAT shill!

"No LeBron, you're the franchise player".
*passes the ball back*

>L, 92-93

Chaim > Schlomo

They may have won the game, but I win the championship of life knowing I don't play fagball chucking 3s everywhere.

No way man, that Lebron couldn't beat Jordan thread Schlomo made was EPIC

>taking it to the rim with 1 second left

>quick Silver, turn on the magnets!

*unsheathes katana and cuts ball in half*

Don't you EVER pass me the ball

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CHAOS DUNK

>user CORNER THREE..... NO GOOD!
>And the Spurs win their fifth NBA championship

>OP's pass intercepted
>Dream of gw buzzer never comes again
>mfw

>winds up from the blue line
>fakes out defender with silky mitts
>toe drag
>wrists it top cheddar for the stan lee cup

>passing

passing is for cucks

t. kobe fan

Fuck that shit.

>Go down in history as the guy who couldn't make it

>passes it to JR for him to brick it

*intercepts the pass*

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shot clock CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

>hahaaaaa

GET THAT GUY A MAP!

>swish
>chew on my mouth piece
>giggle and sashay to midcourt while wistfully looking at my shoes
>talk about how much i love and respect everyone in the world in my post-game interview

>salt mine

*airballs*

If I'm open midrange I hit

Why the fuck are you wearing a Heat uniform I am Kyrie Irving.

But I'm not in the NBA dad

>user, with the straightaway three
>BINGO!

OLD SCHOOL

larry bird missed a gamewinner in game 4 vs the lakers, 1987. They didnt lose the series until the next game, but they went down 3-1 because of it. Do you even know that? Probably not. It's not that big of a deal to miss a shot

>2010 was 8 years ago

Feels bad man