Ask a guy who works as a housekeeper anything

ask a guy who works as a housekeeper anything

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why dont u get a better job

where did you find this ungodly image

Because im a piece of shit stoner

Did you ever find something weird in a house?

How long have you known you were gay?

Do you steal from the people

How often do you run across sexy stuff - nude polaroids, dildos, love letters, naked housewives by the pool, etc.?

your moms house.
jk some image collider site

am I the only one turned on

Moments full with perversion on strangers houses? Like panty sniffing and shit?

you never wanted / thought you could do better ?

or become better ?

>no i work at a motel
>Im not gay, fag
>No, Never
>Haha i never have, at least not yet

>be college freshman
>oneitis is a girl in my Physics course, we've talked irl before this like maybe twice
>in room playing EU4
>suddenly get a facebook notification
>holy shit it's her
>"come to my room rn"
>assume it's some party
>head down to Oneitis's room
>guy playing as fox suddenly gets all anal
>head up to bathroom hear fapping noises
>mom into succubus
>head up to bathroom hear faping noises
>.
>oneitis in bed
>guy playing as fox suddenly gets all anal
>mom into succubus
>hear fapping noises
>be college freshman

Will Luke skywalker return as a ghost in the next Star Wars film?

If offered, would you suck a cock for $100?

i should have specified, i work as a motel housekeeper.

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How much do you make, and, do you wash dishes properly (i.e. the not lazy way, washing them before putting them in the dishwasher)?

im not gay but 100$ is 100$

i do make 11.30$ an hour

>He is the author...

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i make $11.30 an hour and i work in a high rated motel, not a in a house like a maid. But i do wash dishes like a boss

You are nothing but a dirty slut. I would give you the money after you are done cleaning my cum off your lips with your rag o shirt while I'm sitting on the sofa with the tv on and a smoke in my mouth. "Here is your money slut, now get out of here" mmmm mmmmm!

probably maybe

fuck you for triggering my Trypophobia you asshole

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