/nfl/ general - Y'ALL MAD edition

NYJ: Decker cleared from hip, shoulder surgeries
BAL: Report: Retired Steve Smith contacted by Jets
FA: Rex and Rob Ryan facing assault accusations
CIN: Mixon to train with Adrian Peterson in summer
ATL: Julio Jones (foot) on track for training camp
NYJ: Burn it all down: Jets to trade or cut Decker
LAC: Bolts' Mike Williams out until training camp
FA: Browns have 'inquired' on Jeremy Maclin
KC: Andy Reid: Tyreek Hill is our No. 1 receiver
WAS: 'No progress' in Kirk Cousins extension talks
FA: Jets release ILB David Harris after 10 years
MIA: OC: Ajayi 'most improved' 'Fin this offseason
CLE: Top kek.

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early dolphins

First for his second shot at eliteness

The Jets are dumb enough to sign that psycho Steve Smith? Why? I thought they were rebuilding.

I'm glad he's gone. I want Jeremy Macklin.

>Napoleon Dynamite doing anything in 2017

>CIN: Mixon to train with Adrian Peterson in summer

Mixon gonna learn to beat people like a pro

Neither of them did anything wrong

Apparently Pacman Jones is going to mentor Mixon

Seriously.

AP dindu nuffin. '''Media''' witch hunt.

Post in this thread if your team is winning the Superb Owl at home this year
>not so fast everyone else

SF: signed a 33 year old pass rusher on his last legs. Brian Hoyer starting QB

lole

1. >Vikings
2. >Vikings
3. you can't play in the Super Bowl on your home turf

if QBs were beer

Peyton - american lager
Stafford - american light lager
Brady - IPA
Brees - coffee stout
Rodgers - hefeweiss
Luck - amber ale
Bradford - listerine
Flacco - scotch ale
Tebow - abbey ale
McNabb - Pilsner

Why do redditors think Mariota is better than Dak?

>nflcom/news/story/0ap3000000812647/article/why-you-should-root-for-the-arizona-cardinals?campaign=tw-nf-sf85760560-sf85760560&sf85760560=1

Because 2 years of QB play is far more indicative of a long term career than 1.

There have been countless QB's who have had amazing rookie years and fallen off a cliff right after, also you can't deny Dak's receivers are better and his line is still notably better.

Jared Goff is Bud Light Lime-A-Rita

This artist is dope.

That's the exception, not the rule. Most QBs that play well in their first season tend to also have a good 2nd season.

His rookie year he was very "held back"

He's got like 1 1/2 seasons in reality.

He's got a mean handoff tho

>patriots are the most improved team this off-season

>his Quarterback isn't on the list

Kek, how embarrassing

J-E-T-S
Just End The Season
>in June

Jubilantly
Enjoying
This
Shit.

Jews?
Enough!
Terminate
Shekels

Jets:
"Embrace
The
Succ"

>seahawks finally the general pic

Wilson getting another one for da 12s

So Jets are basically tanking for a QB, right?

Trust the process

Because he is. Even rebbit can be right sometimes.

How did the Jest ever manage to meme their way to an Owl?

Why is torturing children ok to you?

Romo-Tecate

They were actually a good team then. They were good throughout the 60s and the late 70s to the early 80s.

The hype machine that is Broadway Joe

Could the just start go 0-16?
Legit seem like a worse team than the browns last season with an even worse coach.

They're bad, but it takes more than just sucking to go 0-16. You need a little bit of luck too. You would need everything to go wrong at every step of the way. Kinda like the Falcons in the Super Bowl last year. You just need to blow it absolutely perfectly. Which is why I say they will win 1 or 2 games.

>any team going 0-16 with the Chargers as an opponent this season
not going to happen

also, this captchas are getting more and more annoying

I'd penetrate that pass rush, if you know what I mean.

Any Houston QB - Diet O'Doul's Lite w/a twist of lemon

Any Cleveland QB - Jenkem that someone dares you to drink.

The Jets should start Hackenberg instead of McCown.

I think the Jets should go call either Geno or Buttfumble to come back for old times sake.

>total yards

What is the worst NFL division and why is it the NFC South?

>only NFC division to make it to the superbowl the past 2 years
>worst division

Pick one and only one. Right now the worst division is the AFC south.

An anonymous Browns player said that he wouldn't be surprised if Osweiler was the #1 QB going into camp.
What's the likelihood of Osweiler himself being the anonymous player?

Very likely. I wouldn't give Shitweiler two fucks on a balloon ride if he actually thought he would be the starting QB.

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He's won more games in the NFL than any of the other QBs in Cleveland. I wouldn't be terribly surprised if he does start.

It's true. Your division is a poop sausage with diarrhea sauce.

Post your team's back-up QB and whether you'd rather have Kaep
>BEWD
>Nope

>Shook
>McGroin
>even with them, absolutely not.

EJ Manuel
Connor Cook

Nah. The media circus isn't worth the marginal gain in talent.

>Mallett
Nope, not being racist or anything, but the fans go apeshit whenever Baltimore has a black QB as a backup. They unironically wanted Vick last season.

Who has the best cheerleaders? Is it Texans? In college its Oregon ducks for sure.

LGTSS
>chorgers
More cursed than the browns

I'd like to hear from LA charger fans what they feel rn about the future. Are the chargers the new clippers of the NFL? Are they the bastard child of the city?

t. San Diegan

No we didn't.No one wanted Vick

the only black QB I remember us having was Taylor. Who everyone liked well enough, but no one really wanted to start or anything.

Go to a Ravens game. The stands aren't full with black people.

Go check any of the team's social media comments section.

Despite the Jew media slander, I bet Charges games are gonna be cool this year.

Young hungry team. Smaller more intimate stadium.

If I lived in LA, I'd be into it.

Oh and McNair, but he hardly counted.

>smaller more intimate stadium
Are they sharing one with rasm?

If you haven't figured it out yet, social media isn't real.

>Ajayi most improved
Wtf does he fly now? Please God let this be true and not let it be the rest of the team just regressed to shit.

What's RASm?

They're playing in the MLS team's stadium.

30k capacity, and despite what the corrupt media says, they're pretty close to selling out every game.

t. Jaden Smith

Mcnair was more of a ravens qb than taylor, taylor never started a game

Whatever you say Paco

I'm only a 4th generation Baltimorean.

Rasm is the Rams, idiot.

Corrupt media? You're a fucking idiot. Close to selling out 30k is about 25k which is about about a third of what the Rams drew last season.

>mfw

Supposed to be rams but that's good to hear I'm glad to see a stadium full of charger fans. That never happens.

yeah, for sure.

I meant McNair didn't really act or play like a 'black QB'

Is that you Bill Simmons?

kek

the (((media))) has been talking shit about LA football since the Rams relocated.

>jew media slander
Why would the media be slandering the chorgers? Seems pointless.

The '''media''' slanders football period.

CTE is about as real as global warming.

Remember the bullshit '''ratings''' stories last year?

The bought and paid for Kapernick stunt?

That 1/2 a man Michael Wilbon gleefuly attacking Thursday night football constantly?

And they aren't happy at all about the NFL moving into one of their strongholds.

>Michigan QB
>Sixth round pick
>Entering his second year

You have TWO (2) seconds to prove to me that Jake Rudock isn't the next Tom Brady

>CTE is about as real as global warming
they're real, tho
I agree with everything else, including the media sensationalizing both topics.

CTE's controversy doesn't come because it exists, but because players were "unknowingly" victims and the league "denied" it when they have indeed improved game safety from season to season. All fabricated by the media.

Yep... they talk out that shit about the Chargers and Rams and the Clippers can't sell out playoff games.

Fuck the media. Bill "The Jew's Shill" Simmons is especially shameless about talking shit on LA football.

fuck off Schlomo

you're not fooling anyone


go wheel out your pent monkey Will Smith and make another propaganda film about it

But I implied the film is sensationalist shit. Doesn't mean CTE isn't real.

International fans: do you watch your local leagues? Are they any good?

>The bought and paid for Kapernick stunt?

OBJ is up next. He is going to wreck the Giants season.

It's fake as fuck.

Literally global warming tier propaganda.

We have one pro league, but is still on diapers. Hope we can steal some leftover from NCAA or CFL.
No it ain't, the whole thing surrounding the NFL hiding it is fake, tho. CTE isn't exclusive to sports.

>Dennis Pitta finally relased
mixed feelings about this one, lads

Ok, because you kept bringing up Jews I thought this was going to be about Al Davis and how they wanted the raiders, but instead your explanation is just fucking insane.

The media, jewish or no, makes a fuckton of money because of football. Believe me, they have no interest in destroying it. Also, the other (((media))) "stronghold"? New York. Two football teams.

Your conspiracy theory is terrible. Rewrite it and resubmit.

you're either not paying attention or retarded if you don't see the anti-Football bias from the media.

Fuck off.

>>Dennis Pitta finally relased
They signed Ryan Malleck this week. Probably for the best.

I believe they're meeting with Jeremy Maclin today as well. So keeping my fingers crossed. He could be the #1 WR here.

Angry because your argument doesn't make sense? Read this:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Football_League_on_television

The networks pay billions to broadcast the NFL, and make billions in profits. Explain to me why they would want to destroy it.

>He could be the #1 WR here.
That's pretty sad

At that level, money isn't real dumb fuck.

And as soon as this contract expires the NFL is bring it all in-house.

It's not ideal, no.

But it's prob better than it being Bershad Perriman.

Ravens have a really shitty offense. Doesn't bode too well for 2017 imo.

yeah, idk what the plan is.

They used all their picks on the D., which should be top-notch this year.

And we won a owl with a shitty offense, and we have maybe the GOAT kicker, so who knows?

That can change if the 2 Olinemen they drafted do a better job than last year's Oline, which shouldn't be hard to do.

The 2012 team had a good running game and better WRs than you have now, really. I'd take Boldin and Smith over your current group even in 2017.
The OL isn't even the biggest problem. Your skill players on offense are all inexperienced or just not very good. 32 year old Danny Woodhead coming off an injury is unironically your best weapon.

>The OL isn't even the biggest problem.
It actually was, all Flacco could do was throw short and the running game was dead.

The running game isn't going to be good even if you throw some rookies in the mix, your best back isn't even going to play the first 4 games of the season.

And with Perriman as your best WR it's really not surprising that Flacco would throw short more. I don't love the guy, but he's not going to be able to do much with such piss poor weapons.

Anyone here ever get NFL Game Pass? I'm thinking of getting it next season to watch all 256 games