/mlb/ general: Amy's butt edition

ScherzGOAT greater than Kershaw sub-edition

TEX:Adrian Beltre (ankle) in walking boot Tuesday
COL:Gerardo Parra (quad) to be put on 10-day DL
KC:Moose's walkoff homer caps Royals comeback
PHI:Aaron Nola superb over 8 innings in Atlanta
MLW:Chase Anderson keeps scoreless streak alive
SEA:Report: Segura extension is five years, $70M
CIN:Gennett has historic four-homer, 10-RBI night
PIT:Nova diagnosed with inflammation in left knee
SF:Giants acquire RP Sam Dyson from Rangers
MIA:Justin Bour (ankle) could be ready in 10 days
TOR:Devon Travis placed on DL with knee issue
SF:Bumgarner (shoulder) is nearing mound work

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So can we all agree that Masahiro Tanaka is 2017's Luis Severino?

Or that he at least needs TJS?

>tfw Dodgers suck now.

Come the fuck on they have all this fucking money and nothing to show for it.

>tfw no amy gf

Tell me about Amy why does she wear the helmet?

she can wear my helmet iykwim

>she can wear my helmet iykwim
She can wear my face as a crotch guard iykwim

>SEA:Report: Segura extension is five years, $70M
MARINERS!
MARINYAS!

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more of amy

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I like em but not feeling the black so much
Should have done some bold color with a rainbow outlining the rainbow

Orange maybe

holy shit the mest and the lillies are actually going to compete for worst record in baseball
absolute madmen

>Giles: "I let my team down. It's all on me. In my eyes, this team won today. My failure shouldn't overshadow what these guys did today."

>Player: "Standard response in a post-game interview."
Can you BELIEVE this shit?? Hot off the press

>conditions i deem fair

I felt bad for Giles in the post game interview. You could tell he looked like he thought he failed the team when really it was AJ Hinch making the stupid play call of allowing AA pitcher Guduan to step up to the plate.

mound*

warning track*

>9th inning

>2 outs

>a 3 for 4 Mike Mooseman steps up to the plate

>pitch to him

american league*

Third Base*

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Biggio*

Based Pedro

>he is the only player ever to be named an All-Star at both catcher and second base.

weird, he's the only AL player to do that?

reply to this post if you currently have a pitcher who hasn't given up a run in 3 starts

>every team that was good from 2014-2016 is now complete shit

ok mlb
tell me in exactly 7 words how your season s going so far

It's wonderful.

I wanna reply to that guys post but muh pitcher only has 2 scoreless games in a row

(You) know I don't even care at this point... I'm just upset that Hinch would allow babby's first relief pitching to occur during a franchise-tying win streak. Straight up unacceptable shit call. Of all the people in the bullpen we use someone who has only been activated for all of, like, 7 days. It's Jankowski 2.0

Then he put all the pressure on Giles using him in both the 8th and 9th.

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>rags

No joke, dude, it reminded me of this.

GIVE YOUR POWER TO PUIG \o/ \o/ \o/

tfw you get the sipp

Send Musgrove to Fresno

Holy crap the Dodgers suck.

>going crazy because of a runner in scoring position
doesn't this shitter know that doyer BA gets cut by 90% in such conditions

I've been calling him Tony Slipp since 2015 post season. I would've unironically preferred him over Reyman Guduan, though.

>the Dodger collapse is real.

PUIG CHIMPING

we should send all the shitter relivers from fresno to chicago for Wade Davis god damnit

I love this guy

I would say trade puig but I doubt anyone wants his dumbass.

Astros are too good
division is lost

>walking to the mound after you lose

Dodgers in collapse mode, their aholes are prolapsing

The Mets have been injured all year, Giants have an awful offense and no #1 pitcher, and I'm pretty sure the Cardinals were +.500 like last week

Where is he?

Cards got busted hard and lost their primary source of cheating, so they're laying low for a few seasons before booting up the shady shit again

Giants are a second half team - though that won't be good enough this year since Dbacks and Rockies are competitive

All Mets pitchers are ded or washed up. Should've kept Bartolo

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Koda Glover striking out Puig for the save and says "get back to the dugout" love it

That's the confidence of a team who knows they are going to win the world series.

>washington teams in the playoffs
heh

The beat the Dodgers like it was nothing.

>doyers

At least the Dodgers aren't playoff chokers like the Nats

Enjoy your WS win, DC faggots

>at least the dodgers aren't playoff chokers
Someone post it

>At least the Dodgers aren't playoff chokers like the Nats

>Giants are a second half team
absolute total fucking collapse last year in the second half
what did you mean by this?

Dodgers vs DBags in the NL wild card game.

Who do you back? Keep in mind the Dodgers have Kershaw

do they have to use Kershaw?

Dbags because they're NL like Biggio

Remember what happened in the NLDS last year?

The Dodgers raped the Nats so hard it might as well have been a bye week

Greinke has been pitching better than Kershaw.

>Keep in mind the Dodgers have Kershaw
In that case, dbacks all the way

Greinke is a shitty playoff pitcher

Look what he did vs the Mets in 2015

>Who do you back?
Dbacks cause they have Schmidt.

Remember the $3 billion the Doyers have spent since 1988?
How many pennants do they have ro show for it?

Remember when Kershaw singlehandedly ended the Nats season? Good times

does this mean the

>roquies

win the NL west?

Of course.

Remember when the Cubs singlehandedly ended Kershaw's season? Good times

why would anyone bet on kershaw in the playoffs

this is the best timeline

just put money on rox/astros WS, it's happening.

oh would you look at that, a fag acting like a fag
>deadgers

WELL he did buttfuck the Braves in 2013 and Nats in 2016

And he is the greatest pitcher of this generation

MULTIPLE

youtube.com/watch?v=iKlN8j_kNi4

has to be fake...

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>reminder that the Dodgers are doing worse than teams half their payroll

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Will all the Dodger fans not named pissboi go away when they fall back to 3rd place?

Unlike daddy greinke I am a real dodgerfan and will stick with the team even while acknowledging they are shit and collapsing.

>Giants are a second half team
I think you mean they're a one-half-only team.

Haven't they been on 100-loss pace if you add 2nd half 2016 to 1st half 2017, or something like that? They had the best record in MLB 1st half 2016, and they may be good again 2nd half this year, but being inconsistent like that won't help them at all. Then again 2010 and 2014 were somewhat similar, so who knows.

Probably trying to hit on Marina MILFs with his rings.

Who the fuck is this goofy looking dork?

Can't wait for Black Friday to bring home one of these bad boys.

This is a shit meme

he really makes dodgers fans look like shit
all his roleplaying and shitposting makes the rest of us look bad and thats why I only like to post in the gamethreads

That's enough Craig

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>t. Astros fan since birth]

jesus what is glover's problem, you just won the game

Twist a lime on this spicy meme

trips have spoken, the biggio spamming is old already. however, vizioposting, as seen here is hilarious

can't wait for both walgreens and doy angeles to choke in the early rounds of the playoffs again

The NL's own Craig Biggio?

I'm sorry but who's in the Hall of Fame? You? No, you're a fucking sweaty man child frothing at the mouth over "triggering" Astros fans for no apparent reason when in reality, your team probably has never had a player like him and the closest would be Michael Young, whose hit total is 1000 less. You probably have never heard of Michael Young until now because your first sport is handegg. Once again, suck my balls.