Anyone want to hear with excruciating details how I fucked a hot single mother Saturday night?

Anyone want to hear with excruciating details how I fucked a hot single mother Saturday night?

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I don't.

I can't start until I get a taker!

Me neither

yes, please greentext. i've always wanted to fuck a milf but never figured out how

You're so gay.

T A K E R.

Okay, green-text story coming up!

>be me
>just get out of a three year relationship
>attempting to get my social life in order, as I left all my friends behind for my now ex-girlfriend
>text one of my old friends, who invites me out to this dude's going away party -- he's going into the Navy
>excited i have plans for the weekend
>in the mean time, i'm REALLY horny, and no longer have immediate access to pussy, so i do what every desperate guy does: downloads Tinder
>match with a boat load of girls, but ultimately decide not to message any of them
>fast forward to saturday night, before I go out
>i get a message from a girl
>she say she'll be near the place I'll soon be at
>tell her we should meet up sometime later that night
>she would like to
>out partying now, 3 jameson shots and 4 beers deep
>i'm ready to make reckless decisions
>I tell this girl to come to the bar i'm at
>she comes
>she's attractive, long curly hair, nice cheek bones, thin, short, fair skin, blue eyes, and is wearing a nice jacket
>ask her if she wants to ditch the party and go elsewhere -- she wanted to
>arrive at bar up the street
>we sit down and order drinks
>we start talking introducing ourselves and what not
>tell her what I do and everything
>she eventually tells me she has a child
>whatthefuck.exe
>whatever -- i'm still fucking horny
>we're flirting and she's definitely into it
>her body language indicates she's into me
>she's playing with her fair, she's leaned in towards me, positioning her body towards me
>i eventually ask: "are you taking me home tonight?"
>she's reluctant but eventually says, "okay, but let's go dance first."
>we go to another bar, which is absolutely fucking packed, and start dancing
>it sucked actually, but whatever. i have to do what i must

Continuing...

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>we both decide it's time to get out of here and go back to her place
>order up an uber to take us back to her car
>she drives us back to her place
>her house is actually sizable pretty decent and in a good part of town
>my anxiety of knowing i'm about to fucking a single mother is alleviated a bit
>head upstairs immediately
>go into her room and she closes the door behind us
>gets settled in, takes of shoes and jacket
>we talk for a minute or two
>she turns towards me and i pull her in
>gently begin kissing her as i hold onto her waste
>her arms are wrapped around my neck and she begins touching my face
>we move to the bed
>she takes her pants off, and i take mine off
>she asks if i have a condom because she doesn't
>neither do i
>WELP
>she's a bit reluctant, but a spring on top of her and start making out with her while she's naked
>she seems to have forgotten everything and she's now into it
>in the very ambiguous stage we're my cock is sitting on top of her pussy and i know she just wants it inside of her
>she feels it too
>she grabs it and positions it in
>i push and i start fucking her
>she starts moaning, tell me 'it feels so fucking good, it feels so fucking good'
>i'm pretty drunk, so i'm just pounding her
>she continues to tell me to fuck her harder
>she then turns around so i could fuck her doggy style
>she has a nice little ass on her, and i start fucking her
>'SLAP MY ASS. SLAP MY ASS'
>i slap the fuck out of her ass, and she's SO getting off on it

Continuing...

>i'm holding on to her waste, pulling her into me as i force my cock deep inside her
>it's definitely going in really deep, too
>the deeper it went, the more she moaned
>she tells me to lay down and gets on top
>she slaps me a few times and i start telling her that i want her to come all over my cock
>she say she's going to squirt all over me and that she's sorry
>i tell her i want her to do it
>she's riding my cock so hard
>but definitely still not going to come because i'm still drunk af kek
>it feels so fucking good though -- her tiny little body on top of me doing all the work
>she starts gushing -- not much but it go SO wet
>she gets off and we take a break
>fall asleep for a bit
>ididntfuckingcomethough
>start rubbing all over her and she starts to grab my cock again
>start playing with her, making sure she's wet
>again shove my cock in her, and she starts going crazy again
>she gets back on top, at which point i'm definitely about to come
>ask her if she wants me to come inside of her -- she says yes as she begins to fuck me more aggressively
>feeling all over her back and her tits and body are pressed up against me
>she's moaning in my ear, tell me to fuck her hard
>OH SHIT ABOUT TO COME
>start fucking come inside her
>groaning as i feel it burst out -- it's so warm as rides out the last bit of it
>she gets off of me as my come drips out onto me
>she grabs a towel to wipe it off
>fall asleep from degenerate night out
>but we cuddle and she was super affectionate not only before we went to bed but when we woke up


Fin!

I'm bored. Hope someone enjoyed this. She was hot. Can answer questions if anyone likes. I don't mind describing my sexual encounters.

Thread is going to die waiting for spaghetti

Too busy focusing on trap thread, obviously

reading now, will ask you some questions possibly

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I'd also like to let people know for the record that this girl said she was bisexual, so I think I'm going to see whether she's open to a threesome soon.

ah i see, you lucked out on tinder. congrats dude, sounds like a good lay. not much help for me though, since i want to find one in "real life". but i guess i might have to resort to tinder or whatever dating app, since im getting old now and i want the milf to at least be older than me by the time i find one :P

Any pics of said mother user?

Thanks. It was legitimately good sex.

No nudes or anything. I have her Facebook and pictures on Tinder, but I'm not posting, because I will never post things on Sup Forums that might get me found out. She's cute as fuck, though. The cheek bones.

Omg that ass though. I have never seen anything so perfect and pure. I would suck the farts out of that ass.

Not all faggots on the internet care about doxing the guy she fucked, some only want to blow a load and be done with it.

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It's unfortunate, because if you saw pictures of her, you'd definitely blow your load with the accompanying story I detailed. She's like innocent cute, too. Just very small. I wish I could post one for you.

any pics ? do you still talk to her? made any more plans ? how big is your dick? pics of dick?

Nobody will know who you are user.. she's a tinder slut. Tinder sluts are like sluts... on Tinder.

I haven't talked to her since this morning. I'm going to see if she wants round two soon, and I might ask her if she wants to try to pick up another girl out at the bar. She asked me last night, and perhaps I didn't get it, how I felt about bisexuality. She said she was. My cock is, like, 6.5 or 7 depending how you measure it. If you press a rule up against the pubic bone, it's near 7.

I've seen way too much doxxing on this board to post. I'll have all off Sup Forums messaging her on Facebook lmao

Also her nipples were pierced.

Right, I kinda forgot all the fedora whiteknights posting here. But do take note, no matter how innocent she may seem man she's still on Tinder.. she's no angel. And you know what they say, its the quiet ones who end up doing unimaginable things behind everybody's back.

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Without a fucking doubt. This girl knew exactly what she was doing.

Now dont be an idiot get get locked up in an unwanted pregnancy and marriage with her...

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You fucked an easy fat bitch. Congrats OP.