You Fap You Lose GO!
You Fap You Lose GO!
Levi Martinez
James Nelson
>You Cringe or Be Disgusted You Lose GO!
FTFY
Cameron Ross
Gabriel Garcia
god i wish that were me
Owen Myers
Isaiah Adams
What's the story behind this, anyways?
Hunter Jones
aint that a third-degree burn Px treatement?
Joseph Long
Losted
Easton Reed
Why did they cut her legs open?
Ryan Davis
Somebody threw nerve gas at her
Hudson Anderson
i forgot the name i saw it on college once, the cuts help to check the blood irrigation on tissue
Blake Turner
So the nerve gas can get out
Evan Taylor
Nathaniel Nguyen
Nathan Ross
Andrew Lopez
John Clark
ayy lmao
Brayden Rivera
Colton Wright
Cooper Rodriguez
Damn you, sexy foot. I'm out.
Zachary Rogers
Ayy lmao part II
Isaiah Stewart
Let me start off by stating that I am no game critique and cant really find the exact words to describe why this game is awful.
That tutorial.. Wow.. absolutely uninteresting and dumb. Arin Hanson has a famous saying about stuff like that. Mystical Babble. when they go on with all this crap like "the lord esmiur and the seven sages all gathered around the Oburnian Dylac crystal to stop the great farquad of steamin pile land from summing gorfart the god of imbudent lies and deceit." thats basically the whole story in this game. a bunch of super uninteresting garbage.
The combat, oh baby the combat. Imagine a Skyrim, Wildstar, and WoW had a love child and then someone beat it over the head with a brick and tore its limbs apart. thats basically the combat in this game. Its like skyrim but trys to be unique and interesting with the blocking and interrupting and such but in turn somehow completely fails at that and instead we had this brain dead click spamming boring combat. this game lacks consistency. its just awful.
the graphics, hideous. this game looks like it should be played on a PS2 or an XBOX360 but runs like its the most graphically advanced game of all time. running 16gb DDR4 Ram at 3200MHz with a 970 graphics card, on an SSD with a i7 6700k skylake and this game still runs like garbage and looks awful. and it just feels so awkward to play in this world. its also very gloomy and glowy but rough around the edges. cant say its got the worst graphics but for how bad they are this game should run like a rocketship but its still clunky and crappy.
story/immersion, there is none. the story is awful as ive seen so far. mystical babble super uninteresting. Immersion? none at all. i feel like im trapped in a half finished world with a bunch of dumb shmucks running around me. When i played i just felt at a total disconnect with this world. the super awkward camera feel didnt help.
Grayson Gutierrez
Background of this pic is two Colombian models were passengers of a Ferrari which crashed into a wall. They both died days later due to burn.
The driver survived and fled the accident scene along with his mates. The group abandoned the Colombian models and left them to fry.
Ryder Rivera
Day 1 Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Day 2 Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Day 3 You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Day 4 Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Day 5 You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Day 6 I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No . . . Day 7 Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
Juan Sanchez
If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potatoe sized 1/3 developed dead fetus. Then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. And I would do it until I had so many the room's walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid, and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass.
Sebastian Thomas
They were prostitutes tho
Thomas Cooper
Gr8 b8 m8
Connor Williams
Parker Anderson
spooktacular
Andrew Long
Well shit if thoes are Columbian whores then I'm heading to Columbia
Hunter Richardson
Elijah Taylor
Columbia, SC?
Benjamin Long
Tasty fuckers
Luke Thomas
colOmbia illiterate fucks, as in the south american country
John Davis
Sebastian Martin
Nah they're too good for Colombia
As soon they have an opportunity they flee out of their country.
Jose Taylor
>literally being this autistic and retarded
Gabriel Robinson
they weren't in Colombia tho, if i'm not mistaken that accident happened in Mexico
Gabriel Sanchez
to be fair Columbus is spelled with a U in modern translations his name despite the origins (Cristoforo Colombo, or Cristobal Colon)
Camden Ross
>Hm,,,,he was behind?
Luke Torres
Tru, here in Mejico we have a lot of south american whores looking 4 the moneys.
Jose Morgan
Colombia is part of Mexico, retard.
Jordan Thompson
Spooktacular
Henry Smith
depends on region/country, it is adapted to local/regional dialect.
Easton Howard
so I have to type spooktacular to die?
Ian Reyes
are you seriously this retarded? even for /b this has to be a joke
Landon Gray
To insert her adamantium skeleton, duh
Michael Wright
the only logical response
James Harris
speaking from an American perspective, even the Canadian province is "British Columbia"
Carter Ward
He's right tho
Alexander Jenkins
fuck man
Jayden Barnes
Columbia is South America, Mexico is North America
Ian Collins
illuminate me my dude, i seriously don't have a clue what the fuck you both are talking about, a country being inside another country?
James Bailey
Bitch nigga tits
Matthew Flores
yes but where those dudes where from, they are still colombo or colon, they don't adapt to other countries costumes of speech or grammar whatever you call it.
Camden Fisher
Mexico is WHIIITEEEE!!!!
Jeremiah Harris
this is you(You)
Cameron Smith
Colombia is a fucking STATE of Mexico, drooling retard.
Brayden Rogers
o shit this nigga aint even trying
Adam Anderson
No u
Xavier Thomas
fucking finally.
Blake Price
spooktacular
Julian Gutierrez
Compartment syndrome Tx
Jose Barnes
Spooktacular
Nathan Robinson
Two Colombian sluts partying in Mexico with a guy in a Ferrari, car crash, body guards take their boss out of the car, leave the bitches in site, car engulfed in flames roasties are toasty
Jace Johnson
>conservitards actually believe this
Christopher Sullivan
all bullshit aside, i hope you guys are kidding, you can't be that stupid, i refuse to believe we are of the same species.
Levi Butler
the reason they cut her open is to relieve pressure from all of the burnt, restrictive tissue on the (sub)surface. if you don't do this the unburnt underlying tissue becomes ischaemic.
John Long
>Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.
>The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink
>1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood
>2nd Vampire: I want a double shot
>3rd Vampire: All I want is a cup of hot water
>So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back.
>He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.
>The bartender asked the 3rd vampire why didn't you order any blood
>the vampire pulls out a tampon and replies "I'm making tea".
John Powell
no it's not neither is USA
Isaiah Foster
damn, all the for nothing, they still died.
Anthony Parker
Benjamin Barnes
We all are brothers in the eyes of the lord.
Joshua Barnes
She looks like a hot dog that's been in the microwave too long.
Anthony Hill
except for niggers they can go fuck themselves
Daniel Martin
not for nothing, the doctors got paid!
Jason Foster
Sup Forums likes ass right?
Isaiah Carter
burns of some sort?
Owen Torres
looks like her whole body was burnt badly. probably better for her to die than to deal with that kind of recovery.
Matthew Allen
They got paid the same as if they had not had them.
Adam Young
what even the even is that even
Levi Carter
There's no ass there tho
William Turner
what a shitty way to go tho
Noah Powell
idk but i'd bike crash
i've seen something similar b4
Camden Turner
i dunno the story, but it doesn't really look like burns
Ethan Evans
I cried
Camden Miller
Hope this diagram helps
Jose Powell
>to life the curse
spooktacular
Jason Lopez
clearly a man but probs decent boiusC
William Miller
spooktacular
Leo Russell
Colombia in South America is pronounced Co-Lohm-Bee-Ah while Columbus is pronounced Col-um-bus and Columbia is Co-lum-bee-uh
Robert Evans
>roasties are toasty
ohhhhmannnn
Matthew Walker
Stfu, nigger
James Moore
faggot knows I'm right
Julian Evans
I ain't even fapped
Aiden Flores
Spooktacular
Jonathan Collins
Josiah James
He took too much risperdol
Jonathan Campbell
Pasta is pasta
Andrew Hernandez
Those aren't cuts.
Ever leave a hot-dog on the grill too long?
Notice how the meat starts "splitting" as it gets searing hot...
>Yeah - same thing.