How do i make $1000 in 24 hours

how do i make $1000 in 24 hours

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Bet one thousand guys that you won't suck their dick.

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ive tried and everyone is too much of a pussy to let me suck their dick for money

sell organs

Armed robbery.

do you think if i sold my penis on the deepweb i'd get enough $$$ to buy a vagina

sell a kidney or 2

Easily.

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Prostitute yourself.

how do i do that safely though, like craiglist personals just got shut down and i'm not properly armed to work the corner and be able to defend my self

if u got any advice id love to hear it

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Wait by ATMs and steal cash quickly
Rob a rural antique store (as long as you know they don't sell guns) and take the "take" to a far away pawn shop

Rob a bank stupid chads

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Blackjack

Only if you want to die or get caught . Plus even if you leave they'll still paint bomb you and gel track you

>being this bad at reading