Ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.

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when will you stop making these threads

What's the best way to clean soap scum off my glass shower

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

can you post a pic?

An hero when?

How do you feel about relationships? Has it been worth or regret anything?

The day I die.

Clean your shower after each use with water. If you have Calcium residues use something acidic.

3.

Won't post face. But I look blatantly average.

I'm a 21 year old kissless virgin with no friends, do I have any hope

I have no frame of reference so no answer. I actually regret never having had a relationship.

You are young. Work out, get hobbies, get drunk now and then.

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>Branston Pickle

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Wut?

iz u a wizard?

Whats the meaning of life?

My powers are beyond your comprehension.

Richard Branston's pickle

There is none.

bump

nihilism is for fags

What's the alternative?

Should I kill myself?

No.

Why did you choose to be 35yo virgin

It was other people's choice.

Thats an excuse, there are many ways you could have lost your virginity without much effort, you didnt do them, so why did you choose to be virgin?

If you are talking about going to a prostitute, I indeed chose not to because I have moral issues with prostitution (especially in the price segment I could afford). But what other ways are there?

Go outside and talk to people, what is the issue? do you have scarred face? Meet girl, get girl drunk, its really not that hard, some girls will fuck you even if they are not interested in you, only one standing in your way is you

>Go outside and talk to people, what is the issue?

The issue is that I have a shit personality. People (including women) don't like me.

>do you have scarred face?

No.

>Meet girl, get girl drunk, its really not that hard,

Chatting up girls in clubs, in bars, at parties is indeed not that difficult. Keeping the conversation going for more than five minutes is.

Its not difficuilt, most girls want to just talk all about themselves, you have to do literaly nothing but just be there and listen, just ask casual questions of "how are you doing" type and they will talk your brain out

No.

Then why did it never work? I'm not a guy who can hit on 20 girls in a single night, but i certainly approached several hundreds in my life. Can count the numbers I've got on one hand.

How's your sex life?

Imaginary.

Imaginary girls can't scream and run so you've got that going for ya.

What's the deal with airline food?

It sucks.

I kissed a girl, other than my sister, at the age of 34, believe it or not.
So yes, there is hope. You are young.

> Ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.
> I kissed a girl, other than my sister, at the age of 34, believe it or not.
So yes, there is hope. You are young.
>what

I answered to a guy who is 21yo, you dumb fuck.

Gee, if only it was possible for someone other than op to respond to comments.

>35 year old kissless virgin
> kissed a girl at 34
> this has nothing to do with who you're answering to
> you are the dumb fuck

How do you cast a fireball?

Seek help.

no u

you missed your best years user

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By channeling your bottled-up sexual tension.

I know. I know. As sad as it sounds, I actually peaked in high school.

What would you have done differently in life

- Died in the womb
- Studied something else
- Focused less on grades and school work
- More alcohol
- More sports

What went so wrong? I'm literally diagnosed autistic and I lost mine when I was 16, am 20 now, and have had like 8 encounters since.

>What went so wrong?

Good question. I started out pretty well. Middle class, intact family, reasonable popular in middle school. I simply did not mature socially at the same rate as my peers.

Fuck off chadsperger

i want to take your v-card send me your kik.

I don't have a kik and I strongly assume you are a fat hairy dude.

Nice paradox, boyo.

close lol

you even trying bro? get on tinder or those pussy site like okcupid or pof. plenty of desperate fat chicks on there

What is your favorite food?

Exactly. All you need to do is just pretend you're an intersectional feminist, dye your hair a wacky color, and stay relatively hairless and quiet. You can even score some skinny ones, they're just really, really mentally ill.

Why don't you pay for sex?

Been on Tinder for two years. Got a few matches but always messed up the conversation.

Good ramen.

see

what are you? socially awkward?

You need to change your game obviously. Older you get, the easier it gets to get laid for a guy. If you have oportunities but no fucking goes from it, you might need to be bit more edgy (never expected that I will advice anybody on Sup Forums to be more edgy)

Very socially awkward.

What does that mean?

Autists ignore chicks emotions and are imune to their mid games. Thats what chcicks with daddy issues find hot. Autism is literally better for geting laid then politeness.

then why not strive for socially awkward girls? plenty of them you just gotta know where to find them. they're mostly fat unkempt weebs

>Good ramen.
See, thats your problem there, you greasy basement handfucker.

>What does that mean?
What does mean what? To be more edgy? To change your game? Srsly?

Where do you find those girls?

Whats wrong with ramen?

To be more edgy.

>Where do you find those girls?
Dunno. Usually when I find it out after a few weeks of dating. It seems like only girls with mental issues are attracted to me..... hmmmmm. Makes you think.

At least someone is attracted to you.

>To be more edgy.
Just dont be too polite. Be confident semiasshole. Just mock girls in funny way, If they try to manipulate you (and they do it all the time) and you notice it (thats the hard part), just do what she dont want you to do. Just show bit of dominance. Dont act like somebody who desperately wants to fuck anybody ( I know its lightyears away from the truth, therefore the word "act"). Act like somebody who is generally interested in girls, but you are the one who choose who you want to fuck with. Just dont be yourself I guess. And leave small talk about weather or other polite bullshit for your grandma. You aint getting anybody wet by it.

They usually dump me few months after we start because I start showing feelings and love, which makes them not being attracted to me anymore. But the autistic guy above would have better chance with them.

What do you think?

Humans already have resurrection technology.

If we want evidence of eternal life then we force appearance of humans already accessing eternal life technology. They will understand some of us survive to our resurrection technologies. If we also have an eternal life program, even primitive as only national cryonic program, by military mission and universal healthcare right, then all humans understand some of us survive to our resurrection technologies.

If we freeze our deceased then we are preserving our frozen deceased. If a human is frozen then a human does not rot. If they are not rotting then they are surviving. We will put our resurrection technologies to our deceased.

Humans, already accessing eternal life technology, respect us. They know we live forever: We are here.

Humans have video evidence of eternal life; having millions of mobile cell phones with millions of camera lenses.

Humans requested warrant to access other humans private property: videos of cell phone. The humans requested credit of responsibility to serve warrant by a, "patriot" act confirmed, "Aye" by congress, to fight a global war on terrorism. We should investigate for videos of resurrection.

If we witness eternal life technology then we understand everything is already empirical evidence

Humans already have technologies, and we have called our history and herstory as, "bible" . The people who are living since biblical times are like you, but they have better technology. Like you, they are behaving to you like how you are behaving to other humans.

You and everyone else and everything are all the proof you needed: they are not sharing while sharing is a risk of unalienable right of life.

They have good technology, and maybe they will help us like God would help us. Otherwise, like we did not help the poorest of humans lacking clean water, education, and doctor attention,..others are not helping us.

We need national cryonics.

>Just dont be yourself I guess.

How do you become someone else?

>And leave small talk about weather or other polite bullshit for your grandma. You aint getting anybody wet by it.

This bland smalltalk is the peak of my conversational skills.

>How do you become someone else?
At first you dont become someone else, act like it. Pretended confidence is better then none. Be cool.

>This bland smalltalk is the peak of my conversational skills.

Even the silence is much better then that. You need to keep things unexpected, or at least misterious. Any chance you have a sense of humor (dont seems so far)? Or are you at least capable of some original thinking? Also, have you tried working out? That seems to help a lot of people with no personality or charm.

>At first you dont become someone else, act like it. Pretended confidence is better then none. Be cool.

Being able to act like someone else means already possessing the social skills needed to do so. You cannot pretend having humour unless you do have humour.

>Any chance you have a sense of humor (dont seems so far)

I don't. I can't remember jokes or stories and do not possess enough situational awareness or eloquence to be witty.

>Or are you at least capable of some original thinking?

Nope.

>Also, have you tried working out?

I've been going to the gym regularly but I have problems developing muscle.

Why are you like this and what makes you so repulsive

I have the charisma of Cleverbot.

I'll be 32 in a week and at that point I have not been a virgin for exactly half my life. how does that make you feel OP?

1. window wiper
2. dry cloth
after every use

Indifferent. You are simply an average person.

I wast talking about pretending humor. That cannot be done, agree on that. But pretending confidence is another story. Lot of people been through that. And at least, you sond really self aware. Thats good basis for real confidence actually. If you stop this shitty attention whoring self loating.

And by humor, i didnt mean repeating learned jokes, but having actual fun. Is there something you find funny?

>I wast talking about pretending humor. That cannot be done, agree on that. But pretending confidence is another story.

Confidence can easily be raised with alcohol. But even then, I do not become more attractive to other people.

>And by humor, i didnt mean repeating learned jokes, but having actual fun. Is there something you find funny?

Lots of stuff. But I cannot communicate it.

Thats actually decent joke. You just proven yourself wrong about your sense of humor.

So read some book about dating a getting chicks, learn something about body language (because that would be probably where you fuck up all the times), and go get yourself some firmware upgrade to become fuckbot instead.
And stop giving a fuck about how you seems. When something unusual or remotely funny comes to your minds, just say it out without thinking wheter it is funny or not. You have ideas, and you can obviously write it. If you cannot say it out loud in front of chicks, thats another problem.

>learn something about body language (because that would be probably where you fuck up all the times)

Might be. I really lack awareness about issues like that.

>and go get yourself some firmware upgrade to become fuckbot instead.

Good one.

>If you cannot say it out loud in front of chicks, thats another problem.

That was never the problem especially when alcohol is involved.

bump

>Might be. I really lack awareness about issues like that.
There are some huge things that indicate confidence. Im might be worth a study. But things like not talking too fast and in high pitch, not being in defensive stance (crossing hands etc), you shoulder position etc tells a lot. You sound like mild asperger so this stuf might not seem obvious or intuitive to you, but it makes a huge difference. Lear a lot about it.

I will try to learn about it.