REDDIT ON FULL DAMAGE CONTROL HOLY SHIT

REDDIT ON FULL DAMAGE CONTROL HOLY SHIT
still want to donate more
Hahahaha

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It's also the only campaign with chaotic, unchecked, political violence.

Lel

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He's the only candidate with TRUE liberal values who has the grassroots support to BLAST Trump out of the White House!!

Can you smell the asshurt on that? Holy damn, the hurt is fried just right.

hahah

The butthurt leddit screencaps will be glorious tonight

Bernie subreddits are 95% people from Sup Forums shitposting.

> shitty country with shitty debbie wasserman jew bitches
Not a lie.

If only you knew how bad things really were.

Lol

We need to start the Trump slide over there

>naming the jew
>voted for a jew
No way that's real

oy vey, calling out the jews on reddit!
who could have expected this?

It's a pasta from here

Damage control? This is Reddit wallowing in defeat.

>not donating your food stamps to Bernie.

my sides are enjoying this.

I almost want to see Shillary win, just to see how much worse the world can get.

Bernie is for black baby abortions, it sounds like...

Why do they think that donating money to his campaign will help in any way?

Dp they seriously thinking that of they give him some mula he'll magically win the nomination?

This makes me really happy that someone like Ted or Jeb won.

I think I would be on suicide watch too.

We got our Trump and the Sanders folk got their crusty old pussy that hasn't had a dicking since the 80s.

>join me to donate $50
>as if the money will somehow help him secure votes

Preposterous.

Lel.

It's going to be a wild ride for sure.

who else /watching TYT for the butthurt/ here?

Yes. They listen to the old codger go "we cant let them buy the election!" And to them that means they just have to donate and phone bank, and then they dont need to vote cause that takes actual effort

Is Bernie suggesting a 1 day old black baby has a 1/3 chance of going to prison, for being born black and male?

hmm

Usually works.

Jej

I agree, there should be a zero percent chance of him going to jail.
Cause let's face it, if the parents let their son live, he's guaranteed to go to jail.

>Ted or Jeb didn't win.

Sorry just woke up to the good new.

They always say they're going to move to Canada or Europe, but never to Mexico. I wonder why

Just post a link when it rolls around.

I'm not going to waste my time waiting for a cockroach to crawl out from under the fridge to make a video.

Why do these people act like they are special independent snowflakes? They are gonna end up for whoever has a (D) next to their name.

Just full on kicked a midget in to another guy. Love the WWE

Because they are nothing but self righteous assholes who think that whatever they say or do is morally right when its not

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Trudeau should build a wall to keep amerifats out

It made me drink, tbhfamski

nah, I'm moving there and bringing my marxist-leninist books with me

You were already drinking, weren't you Ivan.

Change the system, don't change their retarded ghetto culture.

But if you build the wall the Americans will invade and displace the natives!

>native canadians
what, moose?

The moose were displaced by the local chinese menu and ended up going farther north. Now the polar bears are pushed to icebergs and are going extinct. It's the circle of maple syrup life.

How long before the bernie supporters tear the party apart? Will they wait for the convention?

>live less than 2 hours from Canada
>Visited Viagra Falls once
>Implying I want to go back or live there

I've heard people will just put 'bernie sanders' on the ballot even if he's not nominated, this will split the vote and hillary will get less votes compared to trump. trump wins

BRAVO BERNIEKEKS

They can't get past our border for immigration anyways they wold need to pass extensive tests and as we all know this new generation is retarded.

But if they build the wall, we win.

And what's the problem?

We should start a rumour about how Bernie is donating campaign money to shillary.

As stupid as they are. They at least know Hillary is a disgusting wall street leech who could give two shits about Americans.

I want them to vote Trump though I know most won't but I am more then happy they know better then to turn to fucking Shillary the globalist scum.

no problem, the time is ticking

"Ffs Just read through the terms and conditions when I donated to sanders.. The money is not exclusive to sanders and it is going to be used for democratic parties primary candidate"

I'm a Bernie supporter. I literally cannot say "I prefer Bernie, but am not opposed to voting for Clinton" without these self-righteous fucks calling me a "troll" who is "paid by the Clinton campaign". They're no better than a left-wing version of Sup Forums.

What's worse is that I guarantee most of these idiots don't even vote or follow politics consistently. They're just Bernie Bandwagoners.

lel

>already lost
>keep donating guys
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE how stupid can they be?

#getBerntHillary

HAHAHAH HE ACTUALLY THINKS THIS!

You would be dead wrong to think your country would be more cucked about illegal crossings then ours.

Just wait for the surge of Mexicans that will hop to your border maple boy.

thank you merchant

Hey, there was a thread with this exact pasta yesterday.

Truly, a great day to be happy.
Someone out there is being more miserable than me.

Well, why the fuck would you not be opposed to voting for Clinton? Why the fuck would ANYONE vote for her?

#BurnItB4BernGivesIt

Thank you for screencapping this, the Ribbit's format inflames my already swollen prostate when I try to navigate.

Playing the devil's advocate here, but it's probably because no one spic speaks English in Mexico.

Well time to get laser surgery

Because she is:

1) The most qualified candidate in the race

2) A much better choice than Donald fucking Trump.

Believe it or not,actually doing the job of President involves a lot more than advancing a specific domestic policy agenda in Congress. The President is the chief executive, head diplomat, and the most significant single decision-maker in the federal government. In all of the day-to-day activities of POTUS, Clinton stands alone as the most clearly qualified candidate, especially when you take into consideration the wealth of direct experience in the position that her husband brings into the equation.

Basically, yeah, I realize her policy agenda isn't perfect, and maybe there are some gripes that some people have against her. But that alone doesn't really change my perception of her as a President.

Why would you even consider voting clinton? I can understand if people don't want to vote for trump. She's a corrupt warmonger that has the potential to surpass GWBs in policy that kills people.

How the fuck can any of you liberals even consider her, shes against everything you claim to believe in.

Time for me to feel the bern again too

>shes against everything you claim to believe in.
This is demonstrably false. Clinton is a liberal, has voted as a liberal, and will continue to be a liberal. Her SCOTUS pick would be a liberal. She would sign liberal legislation if it gets to her desk. This "Clinton is against everything liberals like" is, and has been, nothing more than election-season hyperbole spread during the heat of the primary campaign.

At the end of the day, her voting record is nearly identical to Sanders's.

>saying that blacks commit a disproportionate amount of crime is rayciss
>saying this isn't
Pretty sure it's the same stat presented differently :^)

Unless you're brown, then Trudeau will personally welcome you into his wife's bedchamber

jesus fuck

Only if he screws up and ends up on the other side of the wall.

you could fix it to look like tony abbott m8

Every time I watch myself finger my asshole I will be reminded of Clinton's betrayal

>especially when you take into consideration the wealth of direct experience in the position that her husband brings into the equation.
> Muh experience
> Muh qualified
> Muh bill clonton

Yea, point to how she dragged us into Iraq, crashed Libya into a shithole, made millions of dollars off foreign donations, is currently being investigated by the FBI, and who's husband is one of only TWO PRESIDENTS to ever be impeached, as Hillary positives.

You should be hung for treason with that opinion alone.

>Most qualified candidate in the race.

>Believe it or not,actually doing the job of President involves a lot more than advancing a specific domestic policy agenda in Congress. The President is the chief executive, head diplomat, and the most significant single decision-maker in the federal government. In all of the day-to-day activities of POTUS, Clinton stands alone as the most clearly qualified candidate, especially when you take into consideration the wealth of direct experience in the position that her husband brings into the equation.

And she fucked up all those things royally by being Bush 2.0.

You have to be high as fuck to even remotely think this.

Holy cow, you're trying to blame her for Iraq now? Nobody "dragged us into Iraq" but Bush and Cheney. Did she vote yes in Congress? Sure, but so did lots of other people. Pinning that war on her along is so disingenuous that it's hard to take anything else you have to say seriously.

Give money to Bernie, get conned by Hillary.

> Ignoring everything else I posted because "muh iraq".

Your delusional and beyond help.

>Bush 2.0.
Even you can't actually believe that. Was Libya not the best idea ever? Sure, but it pales in comparison to the historic blunder that was the Iraq war. She voted for the Iraq war in Congress, but would she have been the one to deploy those boots on the ground herself had she been President in 2003? I would say absolutely not. She may or may not have started the war in Afghanistan, but thinking up Iraq war in the first place was purely a Bush/Cheney thing.

Why Europe? They're white so they have no chance of getting in here without massive qualifications or a marriage, and looking at them I think marriage is out of the question.

Bill wasn't impeached.

Lol nice job providing the facts there retard. She's a genocidal warmonger that wants to play chicken with Russia because her senile buddies think the Cold War is still a thing. She's behind TPP to make sure limousine liberals like Tim Cook can keep exploiting Chinese peasants for ischlock. She laughed when asked about the death of Qaddafi and said "we came, we saw, he died" -- and we all know what a shining beacon of democracy Libya became.

You're seriously voting for someone who is guilty of all this and is actually undergoing an FBI investigation as we speak? Idk man you don't really sound like a liberal to me, you just sound like a hostile retard that wants to look good on social media

So how exactly should we prevent 1/3rd of blacks from ending up in prison?

Hey, how about some sort of adoption system? We could have them adopted by benevolent and successful families, perhaps farmers or something. They could provide them with lifetime employment, medical care, and enforce laws and community amongst them. Give them some real structure so they could have a meaningful and purpose driven life.

Just an idea.

>Lol nice job providing the facts there retard
Everything I posted is a fact. In fact, it's all fairly common knowledge for anyone with a working knowledge of U.S. government and the policy positions of the candidates specifically.

>genocidal warmonger
That's some hot hyperbole you got there, bro.

>Wants to play chicken with Russia because her senile buddies think the cold war is still a thing
I've got news for you, user. Remember the reset button? That was Clinton's idea.

As for "thinks the cold war is still a thing," I think it is clear from Putin's actions of late that, if either side is trying to stir up a new cold war, it is Russia - Not us.

There are a lot of people claiming they want to move to Germany, they are unaware that people here hate non-Muslim foreigners with a passion

> When you Sup Forums so hard you type up a HUGE paragraph and don't even reply to the correct thread.

I-is he naming the jew

She sounded like a war thumping republican when she had her shitty little speech on how bad trump was. I have never heard a democrat talk like that, I'm writing on Bernie Nov 8

He was impeached. He just wasn't removed from office.

I believe you have been misinformed.

What future does your wife's son have now America?

He was acquitted in the Senate.

And what about her foreign policy? She goaded Obama into attacking libya destroying the entire country and helping fuel ISIS.

If that isn't bad enough she openly takes bribes from Saudi Arabia, a brutal dictatorship that beheads people and doesn't even have basic womens rights. Due to owing most of her wealth to Saudis she will likely use US forces to assist them in their war against Syria and create a broader conflict between the US and Russia, at best it will probably end with large scale conflict in eastern europe and the middle east.

I mean of all the bad things you can say about Bernie and Trump neither of them are a corrupt sociopath that managed to destroy an entire country and cause hundreds of thousands of deaths due to pure incompetence.

But I guess all that isn't a big deal to democrat hispters? Who cares if hundreds of thousands die, as long as starbucks is open and she appoints some liberal judges everything is fine?

A FUCKING LEAF

I have to admit, I admire Sanders.

>don't have a job until you're an old adult
>do nothing for decades
>steal millions of dollars from young kids who worship your every movement

Dude has it made. Only way you could get a better deal is if you were born a Trump or a Kim or a Rothschild.

>cucking for dindus

Kill yourself friend.

The solution is to remove them from white society. Either give Liberia another go, or carve out a black ethnostate in the South.