C-Celeb Thread: A-A victory t-toast of m-man over mouse, Alphas o-over Betas...
C-Celeb Thread: A-A victory t-toast of m-man over mouse, Alphas o-over Betas
hello? police?
op's being a faggot again...
Sup Forumsfu
deal with all these celeb threads at all
G and those eyes.
Tranny.
A-A-Are th-the g-good sirs s-s-still s-s-suffering h-h-horribly b-by b-b-being without a-a world cl-class m-mistress...
i go crazy for this sweet ass
Lorde is a tranny. I want to sniff her feet.
love her in swimwear!!!
I-I'm s-sorry... I-I d-d-don't k-know what t-to s-say... W-What i-it i-is l-like t-t-to not have a-a beautiful w-woman n-not c-c-care about y-y-you at a-all...
I wanna make out with her, caress her titties and tight body, spread her leg and push my hard dick into her tight, wet and bare pussy till we orgasm hard and loud!!!
Because the smell of feet turns me on and I imagine that hers would smell strongly.
7 minutes in heaven, and a long and hard threesome afterwards!!!!
You will have better luck at the lottery. :(
that zip can open a world
i'm too :3
love all of her, her face, body, all
I like the way you think
More jj
Moar
noone knows!!!
i think that she's naked under that
I hope they too!!!
Kaley makes me want to suck cock for her
Nice, I'd suck cock for her too
No suicide is for fags.
That's hot!!!
You're making me so horny!
Have some g cleavage.
ASS TO ASS!!!!!
daww millie millie
i'd take some g tits and milk
>Nice, I'd suck cock for her too
>You're making me so horny
She just turns me on so much...
anyone else think whitney cummings is hot?
I want to eat your cum user!
>I want to eat your cum user
Hnnnnnng...
mmmm fuck yeah!
>take my sweaty shoes off and massage my feet now you slave
yes mommy, im licking your sweat off your soles and bare heel
wew
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
best mommy ever
Humanity… All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women.
It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit
in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence
of loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing
the value in me.
This is the story of how I, Elliot Rodger, came to be. This is the story of my entire life. It is a dark story
of sadness, anger, and hatred. It is a story of a war against cruel injustice. In this magnificent story, I will
disclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience that I have pulled from my
superior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped my views of the world. This tragedy did
not have to happen. I didn’t want things to turn out this way, but humanity forced my hand, and this
story will explain why. My life didn’t start out dark and twisted. I started out as a happy and blissful
child, living my life to the fullest in a world I thought was good and pure…
On the morning of July 24th, 1991, in a London hospital, I was born. I breathed in the first breath of
life as I entered this world, weighing only 5.4 pounds. My parents must have been filled with happiness
and pride that day. They had just witnessed the birth of their first child, and they named me Elliot Oliver
Robertson Rodger.
I was born to young parents. My father, Peter Rodger, was only 26 when he impregnated my mother,
Chin, who was 30. Peter is of British descent, hailing from the prestigious Rodger family; a family that
was once part of the wealthy upper classes before they lost all of their fortune during the Great
Depression. My father’s father, George Rodger, was a renowned photojournalist who had taken very
famous photographs during the Second World War, though he failed to reacquire the family’s lost
fortune. My mother is of Chinese descent. She was born in Malaysia, and moved to England at a young
age to work as a nurse on several film sets, where she became friends with very important individuals in
the film industry, including George Lucas and Steven Spielberg. She even dated George Lucas for a short
time.
My mother and father had been married for a couple of years before my mother became pregnant
with me. In fact, her pregnancy was an accident. She had been taking pills to prevent pregnancy, but
when she visited my father on one of his film sets, she fell ill and the medication she took for that illness
thwarted the effect of the anti-pregnancy pills, and so their lovemaking during this period resulted in my
life.
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood
Only a couple of months after my birth, I went on my first vacation. My parents took me on a boat to
France. I was already a traveler! Of course, I have no memories of this trip. My mother said that I cried a
lot.
At the time that I was born, my mother and father were living in a house in London, but shortly after
my birth they decided to move to the countryside. We moved to a large house made of red brick in the
county of Sussex, with vast grass fields surrounding it. The house even had a name: The Old Rectory.
This was where I spent my early childhood, the first five years of my life, and it was beautiful. The
memories I have of this period are only memories of happiness and bliss.
My father was a professional photographer at the time, just in the stage of becoming a director. My
mother gave up her nursing career to stay at home and look after me. My grandma on my mother’s side,
who I would call Ah Mah, moved in with us to help out my mother. I would spend a lot of time with Ah Mah during these years
im literally fucking crying right now
since 1998 500,000 people dead by guns in USA alone
that is more dead people than united states military during WW1 and WW2
33 mass shootings in 60 days in 2018 alone
Nicolas Cruz who did the Florida shooting killing innocent children posted a picture on his Instagram of 150 rounds of 5.56 mm rounds saying
(just bought these for $30)
it takes 1 bullet to take someones life and Americans think 150 rounds for $30 is okay?
so 150 rounds of ammunition for $30 in exchange for the lives of 17 children is fucking disgusting
the innocent life of children and war veterans aren't even safe anymore
i mean look at UK and Australia they have the same rate of terrorist attacks as USA
but guess what they had 1 mass shooting and permanently banned all guns
and you fucking retards have the audacity to give civilians military grade weapons and call it a amendment. YOU ARE ALL KILLING EACH OTHER EVERY FUCKING DAY SO MUCH FOR DEFENSE
id rather have 1-2 terrorist attacks a year along with 300 acid attacks a year than being mowed down every fucking day by guns
DuH bUmP StOck Is NOt IlLEgUl
BeCus It DoEs NoT MaKe A gUn AuToMaTic
I MeAn YeS iT FoRceS yoU tO ShOoT fAsTEr
AnD iT DiD MoW DoWn 600 pEoPlE iN 1 MiNUtE iN lAs VeGas
BuT tIs nOt AuTo sO NoT IlLEaGAl
this is why the world fucking hates you idiots
and the ugly people losers try to act attrative the ugly way and smell worse then dog shit and is ugly and it look ugly way cause the ugly people losers are ugly but got alot of ugly help so even poop can look good if got ugly help like the ugly people losers so fuck this race race and fuck tv all it is going to do make you down while the ugly short bitch try to make people feel down if people got tricked by the ugly people losers that try to be better then people ugly way so fuck this rat race and fuck tv and there ugly and cock block people ugly way and torture people when got rid of all the people that is better then them even attrative loser people that the ugly people losers get them angry by saying is loser and the ugly people losers smell worse then shit and is ugly and short and get angry and look ugly and that ugly loser midget piss me off cause hes ugly and a loser and try to be better then people ugly way and cant do anything and is ugly and is short and try to be better then people ugly way by getting people introuble ugly way and or try to kill people ugly way and while try to act attrative in public the ugly way and its lame and nobody says nothing cause the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and control the resources and the short ugly bitch try to read who dont pretend to like them and give them bad services so why the ugly people losers expect the ugly popular people to be better then ugly people losers if everybody has to pretend to like ugly people losers cause give bad services and outnumber everybody if people bully the ugly people losers that try to be better then people ugly way maybe cause the ugly short bitch hurt people ugly way so dont get bullied and help the ugly people losers the ugly way so dont get bullied while the ugly short bitch and ugly people losers try to be better then people ugly way and the ugly people losers that smell worse then poop try to be better then people ugly way